Vol 5 Chapter 109: Tree on tree

Xiao Xiao obviously realized that the little witch was unreliable.
He tactfully refused: "That cat already has a name, it's called Tuantuan...Because it is an orange cat, it looks like a ball of wool from a distance...Do you really like cats? Today, I came to Maoguoshu to watch cats. Is it?"
Xiao Xiao's way of changing the subject is not clever.
But Li Meng was easily distracted by him and forgot about the matter of naming a certain civet.
"Cat Fruit Tree?" Li Meng widened his eyes and immediately realized what Xiao Xiao meant: "Do you mean the big locust tree that is full of cats? Hey, the name is unexpectedly appropriate."
While talking, the two had already arrived under the cat fruit tree.
Li Meng wore a pointed wizard hat with pink trim, which matched her red robe. Xiao Xiao, as always, dressed like an elementary school, and the big red robe of Jiuyou Academy showed a matte dark color on him.
Of course, that could also be due to the dim light in the forest.
"If you like cats, you can apply to the school to adopt one." Xiao Xiao looked up to find traces of black cats-in dim light, this is a very difficult thing-and suggested to Li Meng: " ...Like here, you can always find a lot of wild cats. They should like a stable life."
"I don't particularly like cats...I prefer rabbits." Li Meng also looked around, as if looking for something.
"But your pet is a pigeon?"
"Because no one uses rabbits to deliver letters... and they are too fragile."
"Why do you like rabbits?"
"Ah, I forgot which rabbit said,'If you are a quilt, it will be fine, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.' I like this sentence very much." Li Meng held his hands behind his back and tried to use it. The vicissitudes of life commented: "Perhaps, that's life."
"Then you should like quilts?"
"Of course I like quilts. It's just that no one takes quilts as pets... so I can only give second place and choose to like rabbits."
"This kind of life is too salty."
"What's wrong with salted fish?"
"No, very good." Xiao Xiao wisely did not entangle the little witch on this conclusion, but he still summarized in a humorous way: "...It's just that most of the salted fish are not lying in the pot. Just lying in the bowl. Anyway, it will eventually end up in someone else’s stomach."
The black cat on the tree couldn't help laughing and let out a scoffing laugh.
Xiao Xiao immediately noticed his location and gestured at him, meaning that something was looking for him.
Li Meng also noticed the black cat.
Then she saw the little white cat next to the black cat, and she was overjoyed. She raised her hand and said happily, "Ah, watch...fate! Climbing so high? Meow!"
Li Meng realized that there were other people next to her at the moment of the words, so her greeting to Jiang Yu was forcibly changed into a nondescript sentence.
Xiao Xiao tilted his head and glanced at her.
"Do you know that black cat?" He thought Li Meng was greeting the black cat.
"Black cat? Is there a black cat there?" The little witch stared at her for a few more times, only to notice the black cat with shiny fur beside the white cat. She turned her face to her side, and said twice: "Bah. ... really bad luck."
For many old-school wizards, black cats and crows are not a good sign. Meeting them is only slightly better than meeting worse symbols such as Yeqi and Black Dog.
Although Li Meng is not an old-school wizard, she comes from an ancient wizard family and will inevitably be affected by this.
Zheng Qing listened to the little witch's pooh, her face was full of black lines. The little white cat beside him chuckled. She glanced at the black cat, flicked her tail, lightly jumped off the cat fruit tree, and quietly disappeared into the depths of the forest amidst Li Meng's screaming chase.
Most of the "cat fruits" on the tree just lazily scanned the farce under the tree.
"What's the matter?" The black cat asked with his head stretched out.
"Make sure you are still alive." Xiao Xiao shrugged his shoulders. He noticed the confusion on the black cat's face and explained: "Beta Town Post and other newspapers and magazines, not all of them were discussed the other day. God’s matter?"
Hearing the words "External God", the black cat couldn't help but slapped his spirits, and temporarily confiscated his power, causing the quill pen to poke a transparent hole in the parchment.
He looked at the little hole angrily.
"What's new in that?" the black cat yelled.
"It's really not new to us." Xiao Xiao raised his neck and continued: "But for other students in the school, the concepts of outer gods, dependents, starry sky, etc., are a bit remote and strange... Yesterday weekend, We trained, so we didn’t pay attention... After class today, all kinds of rumors began to spread in the class..."
"rumor?"
"Some people say that the wizards of the North District killed too many frogs, so Satogua plans to impose a divine penalty in the North District of Beta Town, destroying a quarter of Beta Town... Some people say that the Three Pillars God has reached an agreement with the school and intends Cultivate a new group of wizards and families, etc."
The black cat listened inexplicably.
"What does this have to do with me?" He poked his head and exposed the cat's head: "All kinds of stupid rumors are circulating in the school every day... Some people also say that Lao Yao was killed by Dan Hagg for illegally using a spell. Imprisoned! Should we care about everything?"
"Of course not." Xiao Xiao raised his arms, squeezed his sore neck, took a breath, and continued: "...It's just that you didn't come to class today. It just so happens that there are all kinds of horrible rumors in school... So Some people wonder if you were attacked by a foreign and you are now admitted to the school hospital."
Zheng Qing smacked his lips, admiring the young wizards for their vigorous energy and open mind.
They actually derived half of the correct answer based on a bunch of wrong conditions—Zheng Qing was indeed attacked by an external god, but he was not hospitalized, and it was not for this reason that he asked for leave.
"Don't tell me you believe it." The black cat stared at the doctor.
"The three become tigers." Xiao Xiao rubbed his neck again: "I flew the paper crane to Professor Montelia's laboratory at noon. They said that you did not ask for leave to participate in the experiment today... Everyone is asking me what are you doing? Yes, is it really admitted to the school hospital..."
The black cat retracted his head a little.
"It's another laboratory..." he murmured, his tail flicked a little nervously, "Didn't I tell you that I can come to Maoguoshu to find me if I have something to do?"
"So I'm here." Xiao Xiao moved her shoulder blades, tilted her head, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Excuse me, can you come down and chat? My neck is about to break!"
"I'm doing homework." The black cat replied, hiding in the tree, and at the same time grabbed the quill and parchment, indicating that he was telling the truth.
"The library can't fit you, or the chair in the study room is uncomfortable?" Dr. Xiao Da's incredible voice came from under the tree: "Is there a hole in your brain? Choose to become a cat and do homework on the tree!"
I didn't plan to do my homework before. Looking at the quill dancing on the parchment, the black cat thought helplessly.
Ps, [Abandoned Small Theater]
"That fat orange in our dormitory? What name are you going to name it?"
"How about chicken legs? I heard that it likes chicken legs."
"It's really good." Xiao Xiao reluctantly complimented.
"Yeah... The cat on that tree~EbookFREE.me~ I named them all... That one is called a hedgehog, that's just Riyue, that's just Baize, and that one, it's a waggle ......" Li Meng lit the cats squatting on the tree, counting down one by one.
Xiao Xiao noticed that it was the Norwegian forest cat named "Wawu".
"Why did you name it "Wawu"?"
"Because it screamed like ‘wow’... and when I saw it for the first time, it was squatting in a foggy depression." Li Meng replied.
"I know that Bai Ze is a cat for the first time." Xiao Xiao nodded with a serious expression, and looked at another short-tailed cat: "...you know that most of them are cats with status, which means they Has his own real name."
"What does that matter?" Li Meng raised his head and raised the box full of chicken fillets in his hand: "Meow...come, have afternoon tea!"
Except for a few wild cats, most of the "fruits" on the cat fruit tree did not move at all.
The black cat lowered his head and looked at Li Meng with a caring look in the mentally retarded eyes.