Vol 3 Chapter 166: Fatty's death again
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Hunting College
- Solemn knight
- 1447 characters
- 2021-01-31 08:17:58
Fortunately, Su Shijun did not embarrass everyone and allowed the students to continue asking questions.
This benevolent act successfully liberated Fatty Xin from the shadow of death threats.
It's just that the fat guy didn't seem to have the slightest consciousness in this regard. Although he sat in his seat cowardly, his expression was still a little eager, as if he planned to do something at any time.
Naturally, Su Ya would not call him a second time to ask questions.
"So, who should I choose this time..." The little fox girl bit her finger again, her brows frowned into a small ball. In her eyes, as long as it is not the red-eyed sitting in the second row, everyone in this classroom is the same.
Speaking of ‘almost’, Su Ya’s gaze turned involuntarily to the little witch sitting in the first row.
It was a college student about her age.
When she first entered the classroom, the little witch squinted her.
"The young lady always said that we must serve people with morals, and with morals... Then I will repay complaints with morals, I think it is correct." Thinking about this, the little fox girl raised her arm and drew a circle in the air, and pointed to the opposite one. On the nose of the little witch.
"The second question, you can ask it!" Su Ya said with a lively expression.
Li Meng blinked, jumped up from his seat with a sigh, and yelled: "Oh, I love you so much, little fox!! Don't leave after class, I invite you to the pedestrian street for a big meal... where to eat Enough pipe!!"
With that, the little witch patted her chest vigorously, and emphasized: "I treat you!"
When Su Ya heard this, her eyes suddenly turned into a crescent moon.
Even the tip of his tail hooked up happily.
"The young lady is right, she must convince people with virtue!" The little fox girl smirked and followed Li Meng into a ball.
It wasn't until Lao Yao, who was standing by the window, couldn't stand it, and coughed hard, that Li Meng reacted, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and started to open his notebook frantically.
"...I have a lot of questions...Which one to choose...It's so embarrassing..." the little witch whispered, the notebook in her hand rustled.
"Ah, I really want to know the dimensions of the idol! She also wants to know what cosmetics she likes... The restaurant she frequents... What kind of food she likes the most... And the shop where she customizes her clothes... Her favorite is Which... which hunting team she likes the most... Which hunter she admires the most... Ah, there are so many questions, what should I do!"
Turning to the end, Li Meng simply gave up the struggle and looked at Jiang Yu beside him, asking for help.
As her cousin, Jiang Yu assumes the responsibility of Li Meng's guardian in the school to a large extent. The little witch is also accustomed to looking for her cousin first after encountering any difficulties.
Jiang Yu did not disappoint her either.
The female squad leader of the Astronomy 08-1 class unhurriedly took out a piece of letter paper from Kun's bag, opened it, and stuffed it into the little witch's hand.
Li Meng grabbed the letter paper, looked in front of him, and immediately clenched his small fist and waved it vigorously in mid-air.
"Idol, my question is ready!" The little witch yelled, her face full of excitement.
Su Shijun was not impatient at all on his face, smiled and nodded.
"Idol! I want to ask, what kind of cosmetics do you usually use...No, no, I mean, do you have any secrets to keep beautiful?!" Li Meng grabbed the letter paper and asked what all witches would issue concerned.
This time, even Liu Feifei, who has always focused on textbooks and learning, carefully pricked up her ears.
Zheng Qing especially noticed that Jiang Yu in the front row appreciatively patted his cousin's little hand.
This is a very rare thing-in the impression of a young public-funded student, this seems to be the first time he has seen Jiang Yu express his appreciation for Li Meng's words, and it can scare people's eyebrows.
Regarding this issue, Su Shijun did not think much.
In other words, she should have already prepared a draft for this kind of problem, but after a short pause, she started talking:
"Time is the best potion to maintain beauty."
"Appropriate exercise is the best way to maintain beauty."
"Of course, we know that the most precious thing in this world is time; and those sports are a bit too hard and boring... In the absence of time, developing good habits is another trick. "
"For example, eat less spicy and greasy food, exercise more, don't cultivate immortals at night, two apples a day, keep a happy mood at all times, never sulking..."
Su Shijun talked about the health rules that everyone knew, and the disappointment on the faces of the girls in the audience became more and more serious.
These methods can be seen every week on the health page of the Beta Town Post, and they are over and over again, and nothing new.
This is not what you want to hear.
"Of course, in addition to these standard answers, there are also secrets."
Speaking of this, Su Shijun's tone paused.
The witches in the hall raised their ears and stared with bated breath. Even the boys couldn't help but let go of their breaths, lest an accident might affect Su Da's answer and be caught by the spells of the girls.
"The secret is...becoming a good wizard."
Su Shijun gave an unexpected but reasonable answer:
"...If you are an ordinary wizard, you have the ability to formulate some ordinary potions with the effects of wrinkle removal, whitening, and freckle removal-as long as you don't have the habit of bathing with sulfuric acid or the hobby of sunbathing in the desert, then In most cases, you can maintain your grace and calmness."
"If you are a registered wizard, even if you do nothing, you can guarantee a youthful appearance for more than three hundred years-is there anything more beautiful in this world than being young?"
"As for becoming a great wizard, you can even get a chance to reincarnate... The wizards may waste this opportunity on stronger bones and stronger muscles. What about witches? I believe your choice does not require me to elaborate. Got it."
"Did you adjust your appearance when you were promoted to the Great Wizard?" Fatty Xin immediately asked another question.
"No, I'm still very confident in my natural appearance." As he spoke, Su Shijun's eyes flowed, and the wizards were suddenly overwhelmed.
But her subsequent words made Xin Fatty dumbfounded.
"Okay, there are already three questions... There are two last chances, I hope you can ask it again!" Su Damei said with a smile.
The audience was silent.
The first question was asked by Fatty Xin, about the age of Su Shijun.
The second question was asked by Li Meng, about the way to stay beautiful.
What about the third question?
It seems, probably, it seems, Fatty Xin just asked another question?
Zheng Qing just grabbed his fingers and counted here, he felt a cold wind behind his neck, which made his hair horrified.
Even if he was just sitting next to Fatty Xin, Zheng Qing could still feel the deep malice surging around him--I don't know if it was an illusion, he even faintly heard some people whispering evil curses and cursing the one. Fat man.
The young public servant gave Fatty an apologetic look, and decisively moved a position to the side to avoid the evil.
Dr. Xiao Da had already moved his seat earlier.
"Oh no……"
As soon as Fatty Xin spoke, he was sealed by a piece of yellow talisman paper flying from an unknown place.
Immediately afterwards, seven or eight talisman papers of different colors flew over from all directions, and slapped them on the fat man~EbookFREE.me~ The strictness of his town was solidifiedZheng Qing believed that if it were not because of In the classroom, what will be thrown over will now be a bunch of evil spells, rather than a few fluttering suppression charms.
"Shut up, you fat guy!"
Li Meng gave Xin a vicious look, waved his fist, and threatened: "If you dare to say another word, I will throw you into Linzhong Lake to feed the murloc!"
The little witch's rhetoric is very savage.
But this time, she was not taught by her cousin.
On the contrary, Jiang Yu also handed her a new suppression talisman to make Fatty stronger.
Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Zhang Jixin pressed his fingers in the fat man's ear, bluffing, and cheering for the little witch.
Lao Yao stood by the window, looking at all this with a smile, without any hindrance.
The fat man finally learned a lot more well-behaved, and steadily stuffed himself under the table, expressing repentance.