Vol 4 Chapter 145: Red and green

.., Demon Hunting College
"Snee!"
A mouse in a cyan vest sneezed heavily.
"Ahee! Ahee!!"
Another mouse wearing a cyan vest stood beside his companion, as if it had been infected, and sneezed twice.
"yawn……"
The third mouse in the red vest stretched heavily and yawned, then raised his eyelids and glanced at the comrades who were sneezing in front of him, lengthened his voice, and yelled in a lazy tone: " The thirty-third, thirty-fourth...please keep your numbers, and respond quickly after hearing the call. We are very short of time and will not wait for the number."
Obviously, the mouse in the red vest is very familiar with these words, even if it repeats it in a lazy voice, there is no pause. While talking, it pushed two slender pieces of paper to the end of the table.
The mouse in the cyan vest wiped his nose, and respectfully accepted the note, then turned back and walked to the waiting area.
Behind them, the mouse in the red vest shook the brass bell on the corner of the table, and shouted in a loud voice, "No. 11 Green Leather, No. 11 Green Leather! Please follow the Assistant Rat to the office! No. 11 Green Leather !"
"Come here! Please wait!!" A skinny mouse in a cyan vest stumbled and ran over from a short distance, almost hitting the other two companions passing by.
"Very sorry! Please forgive me!" The skinny mouse ran forward, turned back magically, bowed heavily ninety degrees, and apologized. The long tail threw a beautiful arc in the air, cracking the smooth wall of the corridor.
"Be careful, you will be compensated three times for destroying public property!" The red vest mouse warned loudly, then stretched his head forward and yelled at the people who were queuing up, "I warn you again, don't jump in line! Learn to be polite! If I see you jump in the queue again, I will be disqualified from today's audience!... Next come and get the number!"
"His, it hurts! It hurts!" The skinny mouse turned back, and continued to stumble forward while gasping in a low voice. And the long tail behind it also ended its ‘rudder turning’ role, and pulled it back in a hurry, and wrapped it around its small waist a few times, tangled firmly.
"Snee!" The two mice that were brushed past by it, one of them clutched its nose again, sneezed heavily, and couldn't help complaining: "Who the is talking about me!"
As he said, Mr. Mouse rubbed the tip of his red nose and shook his ears. The sharp voice spread far along the smooth oval tunnel, making its voice show a peculiar charm.
"If you sneeze and get complained, how many times have I hit?" Another mouse in a cyan vest blew his nose, then stroked away the fine foam on his beard with his paw, and hummed: "There are many reasons for sneezing, maybe it's just that you have been outside for too long, so you don't get used to the taste of home. Don't pretend to be passionate and think that a rat is talking about you...A, a, a snee!
While they were talking, two mice wearing cyan vests had already walked to the waiting area, found a large wooden chair and sat down, and at the same time pulled two green holly leaves from the branches of holly wood next to them.
Hearing the sound of falling leaves, a few yellow bees with chubby bellies vibrated their wings, buzzing and flew in front of the two mice, shaking their bellies, squeezing a few drops of oily transparent liquid, and dripping on the leaves. Then he flew away slowly.
"Suck!" The sneezing Qingpi couldn't wait to a few mouthfuls of the honey from the leaves, his throat made a satisfying grunt, and slapped his lips: "It's a nostalgic smell... You said I was out for too long. But I haven't actually been out for a few days, where did it grow?"
"It's really small in ears and brains." Another mouse in a cyan vest grabbed the tip of his tail and scratched his chin with a look of disdain: "Do you think you are a wizard? We are mice! Mouse! Mouse!"
"How long is the lifespan of a mouse? Is it one year, two years, or three years?! Our total life span is not two or three years. Do you have to compare with the wizards who have hundreds of thousands of years?"
"Our day is equivalent to their one or two months!"
"In other words, if you go out for a few days, calculated based on the wizards' time, it is equivalent to half a year, how can it not be long? Such a simple truth still needs me to explain...It is really disappointing for me."
"I'm really sorry." Although the first mouse said sorry, it didn't mean the slightest apology in his tone. Of course, its expression did look a little surprised: "I didn't expect to be called a'little fool'. You have such a strong logical thinking ability...no wonder you can escape from the claws of cats!"
"Please call me Ding Dong ears, don't call me a silly bug!" The other mouse looked at his companion angrily, "I didn't tell you to be reckless, did I? Ding Dong ears."
"Okay, little silly bug, I remember, I will pay attention next time." Dingdang's ear heard the words and immediately put the blade on his leg, then raised his paws, pretending to surrender, and added a sentence without any sincerity: "In addition, apart from you, no one else thinks I am a reckless ghost, so your threats have no effect."
Dingdong sighed heavily in his ears, and inhaled the last bit of honey on the leaves, then stuffed the holly leaves into his mouth, squeaking.
As it chewed, it mumbled: "I took first place in the math test this time... You can't always say that I am a fool. Can the fool have such strong logical thinking ability?"
"These are two different things." Ding Dong's ears grabbed the holly leaf resting on his leg and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and saying: "It's like the last time you were snatched by the forest cat... If you are not confused, which one Will a mouse pretend to be dead in front of a civet? Um~EbookFREE.me~ It's delicious, when did you find this holly leaf can be eaten?"
"I found it the first time I came here!" Dingdong's ears were proud to show off, but immediately remembered what his companion had said before, immediately furious, and said angrily: "You need to blame me for pretending to be dead. The book doesn't say , I’m going to pretend to be dead when I meet a cat on the road, so I won’t be eaten? My ancestors said so too."
"The premise, the premise is very important. Regardless of the ancestors or in the books, it has been said that the premise of pretending to be dead is that you have not encountered a civet."
"How did I know that it was a civet?" Dingdong's ears suddenly wilted, and even the beard at the corner of his mouth drooped. Obviously, his companion's words hit the place where he was most concerned.
"So this is where we say you are confused." Ding Dong's ear pulled a green leaf from the holly wood next to him, and said proudly: "Who are we? Rats! We should hide in the dark and observe silently. Act after being clear...Like me, if I hadn't observed it clearly, I would never go down the tree to make a deal with that black cat."
As he said, he stretched out his paw and touched his crotch, took out a shiny thing, and threw it on and off in front of his companion like a show off.
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