Chapter 315: When I became a net red 1
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I am a Big Villain
- 打字机N号
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- 2021-02-09 02:50:35
Going back to the space, I looked at him and he was back from the last world. I don’t know why, one person and one dog, I feel that I seem to be empty, as if something is missing.
"Hey!"
Ao Tian is holding a bone. At this time, there should be a stinky orange cat and it is right to grab this thing. But now, it is ready to resist, the bad cat that should grab the thing, but It has never appeared.
"嗷呜-"
The sound of the excitement of the sorghum suddenly became wilting, and the arrogant and arrogant squatting on the ground revealed a few moments in his eyes.
In the same way, there is always a very embarrassing and embarrassing dog who is criticized by the owner as a positive textbook, and the timid and sinister squirrel who is the most savvy, just separated, and he feels like he is I have already started thinking about those little friends.
This is not the case, but he is better than Aotian. After every time he leaves the mission world, the system will format his emotions in the last life. At this time, he remembers the last world. It’s minutes and seconds, but it’s not as deep as it was in the past.
As usual, he opened his own score panel.
After several worlds, his remaining points have risen to 83,000, which is also because in these worlds, he has not purchased anything from the system mall, and every time after the mission is completed, The points are all saved.
He opened the system backpack, after a few worlds of consumption, and now his remaining system items, all changes.
[Shen Mu Dan] traumatic medicine, but also your milk-like skin, the original three, the remaining two
[Inside the establishment of Dan] internal medicine, life-saving essential, original three, the remaining two
[Golden gun never reaches] ten times a night, the most brave man, the original three, the remaining two
[Kaleidoscopic] People. Leather. Face. With ultra-thin breathable, give you personal enjoyment, permanent
[Smart and top] has the highest IQ in the world in 36 hours, side effects: top
[Time tracer] similar to the reading function, can save time back after saving the time node, utility: within three hours
[□□]Maoshan technique, exorcism and evil spirits, three times
[Meteor Fire Rain] Maoshan surgery, powerful, against the use of ghosts, twice
[Huang Wei, a dream] Dream weaving machine, capable of fabricating ten dreams, not limited to the world, the remaining nine times
[Jumbo] Putting any items except the system products into the cornucopia can produce a copying effect. The usage is three times, not limited to the world.
[Live Map] Each world can locate five people's geographic location, no limit to the number of uses
[魔匣] has been used, the contents of the item - the alien meteorite
[I still float and punch] to repair any facial trauma, available in any world, the number of uses, ten times, 800 points
[Dawei Pills] connects the stomach to the Diyuan Cave, and has the stomach of the scorpion. The current world is used indefinitely, 800 points.
[Pet Egg] Variety: Husky, inedible, hatched, can be carried in various worlds, the value of force: war five slag, beauty value: follow the edge, remarks: this pet is destructive, with a chance to reach a consensus with your enemy Defects, please wear them carefully.
[trigger item] space necklace
In the last world, he used me to be a druid, resulting in a system that he did not have much, and reduced one, but because of the items appearing on the system shelves these days are not his favorite, slightly empty memory has been Did not get added.
He was not a person who relied too much on external forces, so he just took a moment to open the system shelf and see if there were any fresh goods on the shelves.
[Pet Egg] Category:? ? ? ability:? ? ? Can be worn in any mission world, priced at 9999
On one of the five-story shelves, there were similar items in the memory.
I couldn't help but watch my eyes and look at the proud and proud of a bone. I always felt that such a picture seemed to have met.
"That, I said the words ahead. I can do so much. I have written several confession books. As a great system, I have not been so serious about which task performer."
At the time of the entanglement, the 007 who had escaped from his better world finally got the courage to bubbling, and then after playing the passage, he once again played the missing.
The words of 007 made him more curious about the egg on the system shelf, and it was only 9999 points.
Looking at the little look of arrogant and lonely, I can't help but think about it. After he performs the task, you can't always take the world with a arrogant day, especially if it is not a well-behaved temper, but leave it to stay. In the space, he is worried about suffocating it. Although the time lapse in the space is different from the mission world, he stayed in the mission world for ten years, just equivalent to a day in the space.
Suppose he stays in the mission world for a lifetime. The sky is the seven or eight days of the mission world. If he can hatch another cute pet and let the two cute pets accompany each other, he will perform the task and just want to be out.趟远门, not to let the arrogant day boring what disease.
Thinking about it, I bought the same mysterious egg without any hesitation.
He always felt that this egg might have a relationship with him. Will it be an orange cat, a Samoyed, or a golden bear? Especially the sudden appearance of just 007, let 晏褚 deepen this conjecture.
"Actually, I have never been angry with you."
Set the egg to hatch, and before the next task, facing the air, suddenly said this sentence inexplicably.
"Humph!"
After the disappearance of the cockroach, 007 appeared from mid-air, watching the stupid arrogant day of playing with a hatching pet egg, screaming and disappearing.
"If you waste like this, I will not have your son at all."
"Auntie, you are a good person, but we are not suitable."
"Wow, how is that person so fat, hey, he looks so disgusting, it looks so perverted, we are sitting far away from him."
......
All kinds of portraits and sounds were repeated in the sly mind. After half a moment, he licked his head and finally accepted his life.
How to say it, the original is a poor person, but at the same time, it is also a hateful person.
After absorbing this world story and the wishes that the wisher made to him, I probably know how to change it.
However, before completing the wish made by the wisher, he was allowed to give the original a complete transformation.
The original is a otaku who is completely degraded and decadent, kneading his nose, feeling the smell of acid and rot in the air, looking around, a dozen square-sized rental houses, full of lunch boxes, I don’t know when Left behind, because of the hot weather, even if the house is air-conditioned for 24 hours, it has grown green and gray mold, and even some small insects that do not know where to fly in.
As a person who loves cleanliness, I really can't understand how the original life lived in such a harsh environment.
He remembered the original memory, and found a roll of unopened garbage bags from a box, then threw the lunch boxes and drinks bottles on the table, on the floor, on the stools, and on the bed, and then tied the bags. Temporarily stacked in the doorway, waiting for a while to go out to the garbage bin of the community.
After finishing the wreckage, the house was not clean and tidy.
The underwear that can be seen everywhere, one in the east, one in the west, and those that are like a pickle, are rolled into a ball, randomly stuffed in the cupboard or in any corner of the room. The head is also clean and there is no Clean, all mixed together, the stomach of the cockroaches rushed out of a nausea feeling, even if he knew that the clothes may be clean, at this time did not dare to go on.
These clothes have to be cleaned, and the underwear of the original body, because of the long time to clean once, many have been stained with yellow stains that are difficult to wash, for health reasons, I have to buy one for myself. New underwear, anyway, he can't force himself to continue to use these personal things left by his original body.
These clothes are full of three large garbage bags, one of which is intended to be thrown away, and one bag, which he intends to take and clean. If he remembers correctly, the original apartment is rented. There is a coin-operated washing machine on the first floor. It takes only three dollars to wash clothes. These clothes are about three or four barrels.
Thanks to the summer of Ning, these clothes should be able to work very quickly.
I held my breath and didn't want to smell the t-shirt I wore.
In the afternoon, I finally put the seventy-eight-eighth house that was rented out by the original house, and all the things that were discarded were put into the bag, and then the other things were returned to the original place. This simple hut Finally, there is a feeling of neatness and brightness.
After finishing the room, he had already sweated, just looking at the clothes that he had put into the garbage bag. He found the tragedy. He even took a shower and couldn’t change the clothes.
Helplessly sighed, squatting at the floor mirror in the corner of the bedroom, began to look at the original body that almost could not fit the mirror.
He is about the height of 178, the weight is proportional to the height, about two hundred and five pounds, it looks like a big meat ball that can roll.
Through the memory of the original body, I know that when he was a child, he was very beautiful, and he was a beautiful child who was praised by others. However, in his current body, he could not see the delicate words.
When I was a child, the almond eye was squeezed into two seams by the fat on the face. Two of the two big meats made the five senses nowhere to be placed. They were squeezed into a pitiful small group. The chin was pleated because of obesity. I can't see the neck where the cheeks and the body are handed over.
At this time, the original body is wearing a simple white t-shirt. Because of the limitation of body shape, some good-looking clothes simply can’t take him, and the economy is in short supply. The most worn one is the vegetable market. The clothing stalls are worth more than twenty dollars, and the ordinary old blouses of one hundred dollars are not in any suit, but they are big enough to be spacious enough to barely stuff the fat of his body.
The same trousers, because the overgrown thighs, the original body is not allowed to be a little outside when walking, who can not let his knees close together, seriously affecting his stance.
The only thing in him is that it is only white, but it is only because the original inferiority is degraded. In addition to purchasing the necessary living food, it will not go out.
I saw that I was looking at the mirror because I had just swept away, sweating, my face was flushed, and the two noses were shiny, and the oily and wretched youth seemed to come and go in so many worlds. He seemed to never No such awkwardness.
Even in the world of honest men, although his body is not good, it can be said that the upper end is normal, but the appearance of the original body can not be called ordinary.
In particular, he still doesn't trim the margins. He doesn't know how long the long hair that has not been trimmed has reached the shoulder position. The greasy bangs cover his half face, and the pores of the skin are caused by improper diet and work disturbance. The location of the acne, and then conscience, can not exaggerate the original body is good.
Breathing rhythmically, thinking about this world, you have to start from transforming the original body.
"Be careful, don't touch me."
The original apartment is a kind of serviced apartment that is specially rented out to young people who are working outside. The original rented room is the smallest one of the building. Only the twenty-three flat will barely accommodate one bedroom. And a bathroom, and because in Ning, the rent is not particularly cheap, this size, the location is not perfect, one month still has to spend one thousand two rent.
Fortunately, the hotel-style apartments still have elevators. Compared to the stairs of the old-fashioned public houses, they have reduced a lot of trouble when they moved garbage.
He is not as light and healthy as he used to be, and his body is as strong as a fly. The huge body load seems to take him a few steps, so he can't help but pant. After throwing away the garbage, he intends to put those clothes in the room. When I took it down, I decided to make my determination to lose weight.
Not to mention the requirements of the wisher, just for health, he also had to lose weight.
However, I remember that the original body seems to have lost weight several times, but every time it ended in failure. One of them, he really worked very hard, even if he was a bystander of that memory, he could see it. He suffered the bitterness and sin of that time.
Every morning at 4:30 in the morning, I use the whole grains to replace the high-starch staple food, zero sugar intake, and I also go to the gym for two hours of targeted exercise every day.
This is like a prisoner's life for the original, he has been insisting for a full three months, but after such training, his weight has not dropped much, the weight of seven pounds, completely unable to live The size of the body is very large, and his contribution.
It was also after that time that the original body completely abandoned itself and lost the determination to lose weight.
I still say that it is wrong to lose weight in the original body. After all, the feeling of watching and living experience is different. He plans to wait for himself to try and feel it.
Because I was thinking about losing weight, I was not surprised to notice that the beautiful young girl who had just followed him into the elevator, loaded with the bag of the garbage bag that was being prepared for cleaning, and found the girl’s calf. .
"Are you deliberate, perverted, disgusting."
On the greasy look of the upper jaw, the girl frowned and stood on the edge of the elevator. She was afraid of licking her hair and rubbing his pile of onto her.
The opposite fat man, she had seen several times, just renting her door.
For this dead fat house that does not go out a few times a month, girls do not have a good impression.
They all say that they look at people by appearance, and the appearance of the original is the kind of ugly otaku. For the inherent prejudice of this kind of person, let the girl see the original several times, and give him a bad impression of pervert.
Therefore, it is obvious that she just accidentally touched her. In the eyes of the girl, it is the dead man who deliberately did it, just to eat her tofu.
"Sorry."
I also know that the image of the original body is really bad, and it is true that he did not accidentally touch someone else first, so he quickly said sorry.
strange!
The girl was holding a handkerchief and wiping her calf that she didn't know what was picked up. After listening to the opening, she glanced at him.
I didn't expect this dead fat man to look unsightly, and the sound was quite good.
But what about the sound of good-looking, still can't change the girl's feeling of disgusting to him.
"Humph."
After the elevator reached the first floor, the girl stepped on the high heels and hurriedly left in front of the donkey, leaving the perfume smell in the elevator.
He didn't put this episode in his heart. He had a good luck. When he went to the laundry room, he just saw a row of vacant washing machines. He took out a change and dumped the clothes into the washing tub, and then took it. Out of a pack, he turned out from the original room and seemed to be the detergent that was given as a gift. The weight of this bag was just enough for him to clean the pile of clothes around him.
Planned for a good time, I plan to go out and purchase some necessities, such as towel and toothbrushes, as well as underwear, these intimate things, out of psychological cleanliness, he still has to re-order.
Because there are many similar hotel-style apartments in this piece, the living facilities are still very complete. After a short while, I saw a medium-sized supermarket and went in to purchase it.
Like a beautiful guy, walking on the street, his fat man with a large tonnage will attract a lot of attention.
晏褚 Sensitively noticed that some people pointed at him in the direction, but did not care.
They have experienced so many worlds. If he is saddened by the eyes of others, then he should not be able to persist in the earliest worlds.
"Sir, your card balance is not enough."
Because of the inertia of memory, after buying things, the habituality took out the original bank card to pay, but soon, the cashier returned his bank card, indicating that the balance in the card was insufficient. .
Although he has inherited the memory of the original body, many unimportant memories still have to be remembered when he thinks about it. Especially with regard to the balance of the bank card, I am afraid that the original body can not remember clearly.
He looked at the machine and showed that he had purchased a total of 238 pieces of goods worth three thousand and eight, that is to say, now in the original bank card, even the money is gone.
There are still a lot of people waiting in the queue. After looking up the original wallet and taking out a bag of underwear, I barely got enough cash for the things in the shopping bag.
Thanks to the fact that he had just cleaned up and found a bunch of loose notes from the corner of the house and put him in his wallet.
Dragging the slippers, carrying the shopping bags of the two big bags of supermarkets, broke into a bank's automatic deposit and withdrawal machine, inserted the bank card, the balance of the card showed that only 86 yuan, less than one hundred, If you want to take it out, you have to go to the counter.
If he remembers correctly, this is the only bank card in the original.
Looking at the balance in the card, I feel helpless. That is to say, he has just come to the body of the original body. The first thing he has to face is the situation of running out of mountains and rivers.
I knew this before, but it would be better to bring you to the proud, at least pure husky, still sell a few thousand.
晏褚阿q's comfort to himself, there must be a road to the mountain before the car, as long as there is a brain, how can not be forced to die by money.
Recovering the bank card and pondering it, how can I use these almost zero capital to earn my living expenses for the next few days.
"Ramen noodle king, sign up for the Kangwang Ramen Daweiwang Cup, the first place, will receive 100,000 bonuses, and Kangwang Ramen one year wireless free coupon, second place..."
Taking a heavy step, Yongzheng was preparing to walk toward the apartment. He heard a group of people outside the hotel, and there was such a broadcast word in the crowd.
If he remembers correctly, there seems to be another item in his system backpack called Dawei Pill.
It seems that I think of the way to make money!
The embarrassing footsteps paused. He looked at the fat on his eyes, but thinking about the poor balance of Cary, he decided to sign up for the competition first, and then get the 100,000 yuan.
"I want to sign up."
Fu Lin, who is counting the number of applicants, heard a cold male voice. In the summer, it was like injecting a clear spring, letting people cool from head to heart.
This kind of pleasant sound, must be a cool and handsome boy.
Fu Lin looked up and was shocked by the round face that was five times as big as the ordinary person in front of him.
Such a voice, and such a face, is really not a big one and a half.
"I want to sign up."
He also emphasized one sentence.
"Oh, well, leave your name and contact information, and wait until the day before the game, we will inform you to participate in the competition on the designated occasion." Fu Lin returned, some regretted to see.
It is a pity that such a voice is accompanying this figure.
However, they are the big stomach king competition, the other side of the tonnage, will certainly make the game a lot of wonderful, so thinking, Fu Lin has also played a spirit, active help registration.
The author has something to say: Between everyone's opinions, we can only let our family aunt get fatter again.