Chapter 311: Adopt animals (1/5, start with Gagen, subscribe!)


A few days later, nine ads were launched simultaneously.
"A docile goat, just eat grass, a docile hedgehog, as long as you feed them fruit, and a docile honey badger..."
The first advertisement is naturally a one-day advertisement. The director is one of the pet’s jackals, but it is obvious that this guy has no talent in this area. The adjectives are single, the introduction words are single, and few representatives of animals have no special features. .
The only advantage is that the adoption threshold is low, but this guy obviously ignores his advantages.
"There are docile tigers, docile wild boars..."
The propaganda words of Erzhong are exactly the same as Yizhongtian. I don’t know if it was the white tiger who copied the jackal or the white tiger...
From the beginning of Mietian, the advertising words and advertising content have become rich and colorful.
The snow leopard couple came directly to a young leopard to kill. A few newly born snow leopards were just a big killer. The lovely appearance immediately attracted the attention of many people.
Afterwards, the dogs, the mountain wolf king, and the dog chose to cooperate with humans to shoot advertisements.
The dog or find a little human friend of the dog, co-produced a short film of friendly interaction between people and dogs.
The Mountain Wolf King asked Prince Wolf to find Li Boping, and Li Boping let the propaganda team be responsible for planning and copywriting, so the most outstanding of the nine advertisements appeared.
I saw the soldiers on the screen shuttled through the rain of bullets, they were shot down one by one, and the raised dust buried them. Then, a search and rescue dog and a search and rescue wolf appeared on the battlefield and rescued the wounded one by one. When the wounded woke up, they found that the mountain wolf pet was always with them. Finally, put the ad words: life and death follow!
The dog also has the same tricks here, but compared to the rescue, there are more enemy killing properties here, and it is far less moving than this advertisement of the Mountain Wolf King, plus most people only want pets instead of beasts, so The dog's advertisement didn't make much waves.
In addition to the Mountain Wolf King, Xie Yan was most surprised by the Hua Xiong side. The bear itself was fierce, but in the advertisement, Hua Xiong specifically revealed the honest and honest side of the brown bear. Not only that, Hua Xiong also found A little girl performed with them, and at the end of the advertisement, he played a bridge where Ying Xiong rescued the United States and rescued the little girl who was captured by the bad guys back home.
"sure."
Xie Yan couldn't help but feel proud of her pet after watching nine advertisements, except those two who copied each other...
The day after the advertisement was broadcast, Xie Sang held an online poll to vote for the animal he wanted to raise most.
The mountain wolf did not accidentally top the list, followed by the big brown bear, then the snow leopard, wolfdog and dog.
Of course, there are nearly two thousand kinds of animals in Jiu Chong Tian, ​​and it is impossible to take pictures one by one, so it is true that Hua Xiong and Snow Leopard carry their own private goods, and focus on promoting the abnormal animals related to them.
On the third day after the advertisement was broadcast, the adoption market was officially opened!
A large number of humans have poured in, and a small number of Yu clan have also joined in.
"Let me, let me, don't my Snow Leopard!"
"Go away, old lady too!"
...
"Nini, which bear do you want? This one? Okay..."
...
"Haha, got it, hello, my name is XXX"
"Hello, I am a member of the Mountain Wolf family. Please take care of me in the future."
"Wow, really can communicate!"
...
An alien animal was brought back. Overall, the opening ceremony was pretty good.
Li Yinsheng also ran over to join in the excitement.
"Huh, the black and white wolf dog? The coat is pretty good, just like this one? Then it's up to you!" Li Yinsheng's eyes lit up when he saw a wolf dog, and he took home without saying a word.
As night fell, the lights in the cabin were dimmed.
Xie Yan asked Xie Sang to pay close attention to the reaction of the first night. There was basically no problem. Because the communication was smooth and the needs of both parties were met, there was naturally no complaint.
"Then send me a report every three, seven, or thirty days and start preparing for the second round of adopted animals," Xie Yan ordered.
Three days later, the first report appeared, of which more than 90% of the adoptive families had no problems, and 8% of the adoptive families had a trace of dissatisfaction, which was mainly inconsistent with the content of the promotion and was far from their imagined pets.
For example, the brown bear, it was found that this guy is too lazy to interact with the owner at all. Another example is the roe adopted to go home. If nothing else, it will just pull the and make the house smelly.
Less than 2% of families are very dissatisfied, and two of them choose to return the goods.
One adopted a hedgehog, the reason for the return was too sticky, unlike being pierced.
The other is Li Yinsheng.
Seeing the name, Xie Yan froze for a moment, "No, will there be a guy this guy can't understand?"
Thinking of this, Xie Yan focused his attention on Li Yinsheng's side, and then—
"Stop for me! Give me your slippers back!" Li Yinsheng pointed angrily at the black and white wolf dog.
"Why, this is the loot I have seized! I will do whatever I want!" said the black and white wolf dog, tearing Li Yinsheng's slippers with his teeth and claws.
"You, you, you are not allowed to eat at night!" Li Yinsheng warned.
"Huh, why! I am a pet, and you must honor me!" the black and white wolf dog said righteously.
"roll!"
"Rubbish!"
Scolded by a dog, Li Yin almost got angry, but Huang Long called and asked him to go to school.
"Good luck!" Li Yinsheng glared at it, and then said: "Take care of me! Or come back and stew you!"
The black and white wolf dog made a disdainful whimper.
After Li Yinsheng left, it looked at the surrounding furniture and bit it up.
"Dare to hit me, then I will let you see my strength!" Black and white wolf dog secretly said, and then began to tear down the house.
Xie Yan witnessed the whole process speechless for a while.
The old star does not have sled dogs, and the three silliness naturally does not exist, but I never expected that after several generations of reproduction, the wolf dog family still gave birth to this guy.
In the early hours of the morning, Li Yinsheng came back from school. The moment he turned on the light, he looked at the messy ground and the dog sitting on the ruins with a look of a black and white wolf dog.
"You..." Li Yinsheng pointed at it, and the silver-level momentum exploded, and a brain pressure on the black and white wolf dog.
"You're murdering!" A black and white wolf dog shuddered, but it knew that the momentum could not be weak: "Also, I tell you, this is not my job, it's the sofa first move!"
"Hehe..." Li Yinsheng sneered, slowly approaching the black and white wolf dog.
"No movement, try again!"
"I...don't come here! Help, kill the dog!"
The black and white wolf dog wailed for a while.
It is a pity that the current room uses space technology, so the sound insulation effect is excellent. No matter if the black and white wolf dog breaks its throat, no one will come to save it.
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