Chapter 119: Why are you mad
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I am Quaresma
- Wang Da Bu
- 1154 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:56:17
Quaresma vowed that he really met the world today.
In addition to the above engineering team, there are more exotic things!
Various styles of bras and underwear are hung up, and this room can be turned into a underwear store with sufficient supply in minutes.
The sharp-eyed Quaresma clearly saw that several of them were Victoria's Secrets, and you were really willing to lose them!
Importantly, he did not see female fans throwing underwear on the sky when they were excited!
I knew this good thing early, every time I scored a goal, I took a glance at the stands, in case I just saw the beautiful scenery!
But after he was keen to see the size of a bra, he couldn't help but spit it out-throw it away when others throw it, are you busy with an A-, is it not shameful?
"No fans this time!" Valent sighed and sighed, "At this time last year, do you know what I saw?"
Everyone shook their heads together, now it is very strange, is there anything more strange?
"Gun!" Valent reached out and made an aiming gesture. "A real gun! It's not a child's toy gun. The stadium staff picked up a real gun in the stands, which actually contained 11 bullets!"
Everyone was horrified, but there was no real gun!
"Now think about it, I feel terrified. Imagine if we were playing on the court and it turned out that someone in the stands was aiming at us with a gun, what a terrible thing it is!"
This picture is indeed thrilling!
And importantly, there are actually 11 bullets in the gun. That is obviously ready to kill the neat team. I don’t know if the frightened frontcourt is going to kill 11 people in Porto or 11 in the visiting team.
But Quaresma really wants to know, is the stadium's security system furnished?
Even if other messy things can be brought in, even the gun can be put in. There is no difference between security and non-existence!
Quaresma vowed that as long as this matter was exposed, no one would dare to come to the Dragon Stadium to watch the game again.
"Later, the club changed a security company, otherwise I would not dare to come to the game!" Valent exclaimed.
This group of fans is very large. It can be called another society. It also has any kind of existence. You cannot expect every fan to abide by the law and cheer for the team in a rational way.
Perhaps the guy with the gun just wanted to release towards the sky, get some movement and cheer for the team, who knows!
Anyway, Quaresma feels that he has learned a lot today!
It was at this moment that a violent guy suddenly broke into the door. It looks like he was about 30 years old, but the big beard in that face properly made him 10 years old.
"My girlfriend lost it, it must be that I left her on the court after watching the ball last time! Help me find it!"
As soon as he entered the door, the big beard shouted with a big voice, looking at that look, he was really anxious.
Quaresma is still a black line.
Have you left your girlfriend on the court?
That's a special living person, not a dead thing!
Even if you lose it, you should call the police instead of the lost and found office!
Otherwise, the guy in front of him is a neuropath, and he ran out of the mental hospital. Their spiritual world can't be understood by most people.
Otherwise I will call the police first, otherwise the staff will not be able to take out the "girlfriend" for a while, what if the madman is set on fire here?
Anyway Quaresma did not want to die with him!
But when Quaresma took out the phone quietly, the stadium staff seemed to be used to it, not panicking at all, and turned into another compartment, and then came out with a floppy thing. .
"You see if this is your girlfriend, if not, there is a Monroe in it!"
Quaresma clearly sees that soft slump still has hair on it, where is this girlfriend, what is an inflatable doll at all!
The expression on the face of the bearded man was a wonderful one. First, he danced with joy, but after the excitement he recovered, he became sad again, slowly speaking, and his tone was grieving.
"Why are you mad?"
Quaresma was completely stunned. For the first time, he wondered what these fans did to enter the stadium.
Actually holding the inflatable doll into the stadium, how come, I score a goal here, you come to the scene to help cheer?
Let me die!
When left the court, Valent said to several people proudly: "How is it, is your eyes open today?"
Quaresma nodded in agreement, and today his worldview is about to collapse.
Figo was lost to fans when he returned to Camp Nou. This matter has been successfully recorded in history and has become a topic of talk.
Why do Quaresma suddenly feel that if they leave Porto one day, those extreme fans will use similar means to insult themselves~EbookFREE.me~, but they don't lose the pig's head, but the inflatable doll!
That picture can't bear to look straight!
Affected by this, in the key battle against Benfica at home, when warming up on the field, Quaresma always felt that there were countless fans in the stands holding welding torches doing welding work, and countless fans holding inflatable The majestic cheer of the dolls-as long as Porto scores, they will all fall down...
couldn't help shivering, Quaresma felt for the first time that football was so complicated.
Just when Quaresmahu was thinking about it, Pepe patted Quaresma on the shoulder and said funny: "Rocha really didn't have a starter. This thing didn't dare to come. Believe me, he dare to do things again. Dare to reimburse him for his career!"
Quaresma's mouth twitched slightly, and Pepe is now more and more violent. He flicked him to practice martial arts. Whether he did a good thing or a bad thing, he himself had no idea.
However, I believe that Pepe’s butcher will not cut his own body. It is actually very good to have such a monk as a bodyguard. At least now there is no opponent to find himself in trouble.
Soon, this highly-concerned battle for the title was also opened and presented to all fans.
Benfica is miserable!
Although media opinion generally believes that Benfica has the strength to carry away against Porto, after all, Porto has just been robbed in the Champions League. After returning to the Portuguese Super League, it was also tied by the fish belly. The attack fell flat and lost the championship.
But Quaresma knows that Porto is like a spring that has been pressed down by death. Once released, the power they can explode will make everyone stunned!