Chapter 166: Ricardo, I want to break off with you
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I am Quaresma
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:56:34
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In the bathroom, Portuguese players are taking a bath. It is a good habit to take a shower immediately after the game. Otherwise, leaving sweat on your body is prone to catch a cold. For professional players, the cold is almost no different from injuries.
Ronaldo was washing in the shower next to Quaresma, humming songs while washing, but there was really no music bacteria in this product, and Quaresma wanted to scold the mother!
Fortunately, Merelles did not play in this game, otherwise one would sing on the left and one on the right, and Quaresma blew himself directly in the middle.
He kicked on Ronaldo's ass, Ronaldo turned his head and glared at Quaresma, but when he thought about the humiliating experience of being pulled off by several animals the night before to see the pants, Ronaldo decided to endure.
Pick up the shampoo, pour it on the head a little, c Luo closed his eyes and started to wash his hair.
For the hairstyle, Ronaldo has always been very concerned about it, so he would never be sloppy about shampooing.
Rubbing his hair non-stop, C Ronaldo seemed to find a different kind of pleasure every time he washed his hair.
The Quaresma next to him looked so uncomfortable.
Pick up Ronaldo's shampoo and squeeze a little bit on Ronaldo's head. Ronaldo is rushing towards his head and can't feel it.
After almost flushing, Quaresma squeezed out a little more, and Ronaldo didn't feel surprised, and continued to rush.
Squeeze again, rush again, squeeze again, rush again, squeeze again, rush again...
Other teammates found the clue here, and they all came together to watch the show, a group of people strongly watched Quaresma Tricky Ronaldo.
It wasn't until this large bottle of shampoo was emptied that Quaresma covered his mouth and burst into laughter. The other teammates around him also laughed until his stomach hurt.
In fact, Ronaldo was also quite puzzled. Why was the shampoo on his head always unwashed, but he also liked to wash his hair, so he took the opportunity to wash it for a while, and he didn't notice anything strange.
After he washed his hair completely, he opened his eyes, and then he was shocked.
A group of naked strong men surrounded themselves in the middle. The point is that they had just closed their eyes and their was facing them. God knew what they were doing to their ass, and they shuddered when they thought about it.
A sound of dolphins came from the bathroom and penetrated the sky until it was audible on the moon.
Since then, Cristiano Ronaldo has left a shadow. Even if there is too much sweat on his body, no matter how uncomfortable or uncomfortable, he will never take his teammates to take a shower together. This habit has even been brought to Manchester United...
"Ricardo, I am incompatible with you!"
"Broken!"
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Portugal's victory over Russia is one step closer to qualifying for the 2006 World Cup in Germany. After the game, the Portuguese team's outstanding performance was also praised by the media.
Among them, the best performance is undoubtedly Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo, a pair of twin stars from Atletico Lisbon. Their active performance on the wing is definitely the key to Portugal's victory.
Especially Quaresma, two assists per goal, directly involved in three goals, even if Cristiano Ronaldo's performance on the right is also very outstanding, but still not as eye-catching as Quaresma.
The only thing that makes the fans feel sorry is Figo. Cristiano Ronaldo and Quaresma performed so well. Even if Figo maintains his condition, it is difficult to beat his two juniors in the competition and appear in the second half. In the front waist position, Figo's performance is completely lost, even if he has a goal, then most of the credit should be counted on Quares horse's head, and can not improve Figo's performance score.
For Portuguese fans, there are too many stars, this is really a happy worry!
The Portuguese national team was disbanded on the spot in Russia. The players returned to their clubs. Quaresma and Ferreira flew back to London together. They were almost suffocated along the way.
God knows how such a freaky Porto has such a dull gourd that Ferrera can't beat a fart with three sticks, which is a bit unreasonable.
Well, you can't expect everyone to be a normal person. Compared to the group of Porto, Ferreira just doesn't talk, which is already a normal person!
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Although there is no concept of fifa virus at this time, the facts certainly exist. After just playing two rounds of the World Cup qualifiers, the national team players returned to the club to participate in the league, and their status cannot be guaranteed at all.
It may have no effect on ordinary teams, because they have no internationals at all, but for the giants, it is definitely a disaster.
Now the situation on the Arsenal training ground is that most of the main players are almost sleepwalking in training, not to mention any competitive state.
Quaresma's performance is definitely better than other players, but to participate in two games on such a long journey will also have a great impact on him. If it is not that he maintains a self-disciplined training mode every day, I am afraid he will sleepwalk now. .
Then in the fourth round away playing Middlesbrough, Wenger was so worried that his hair fell down one by one.
A part of the lineup was rotated, and players who were in poor condition were excluded from Wenger's list. However, there are very few remaining available. As a last resort, Wenger can only activate some young players.
Song, Quincy, Lupoli... These young players who can only get a little playing time in the League Cup or the FA Cup are considered to be blessed by misfortune. They can play as the main player in the Premier League. They are definitely their best. The dream thing.
Quaresma has also entered the starting list, it is not Wenger who does not want to rotate, it is really no one available on the sidewalk, Yongberg and Reyes are lying on the bed, and the state of Quaresma is not counted Terrible.
It's hard to imagine the difficulty of playing the Premier League with such a lineup. Even a Middle English Premier League team such as Middlesbrough can be regarded as a copy of the difficulty of Hell for Arsenal.
After playing for more than ten minutes in the first half, Quaresma looked helpless.
Really can't move!
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Mi Bao also knows that such a good opportunity is hard-won, crazy offensive, playing Arsenal without a temper, young players playing on the field unruly, exhausted, and unable to stop Mi Bao.
In the end, Arsenal lost 2-0 away to Middlesbrough and suffered their first defeat of the season.
No way, the clever woman can't cook without rice, Wenger can't play on his own in the end, playing the Premier League with such a lineup, without being disabled, it is already a good result.
Although Quaresma is not willing to lose, he has no good way. I am afraid that even if he becomes the first person in the world football, he will not be able to bring such a group of imp, which is difficult for the strongman.
After this defeat, Arsenal's position in the standings fell again, was overtaken by Chelsea and Liverpool, and even Tottenham, who won the game, was riding on the gunman. The situation is extremely bad.
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