Chapter 200: I have 1 dog


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Although everyone does not believe that Quaresma will win the Premier League gold boots this season, but can be compared with the two great marksmen, this is the biggest praise for Quaresma.
I am afraid that no one thinks that the player's Premier League season can be as amazing as Quaresma.
Because the sharpness of Quaresma in the two ribs is unsurpassed, some fans have named the two ribs as "Quaresma Cathedral".
At the beginning, Quaresma didn't know what the name meant, shouldn't it be something like "Quaresma Corridor" or "Quaresma Area"?
But after seeing the explanation, Quaresma suddenly realized that, indeed, the naming of corridors and areas was simply weak.
The meaning of "Quaresma Cathedral" is that as long as Quaresma takes the ball into the rib area, then here has become a church, no matter whether the opponent defends the player or the goalkeeper, there is no need to stop Quaresma Anyway, it can’t be stopped. It’s better to pray to God here and let God stop Quaresma. Perhaps the chance of success is greater.
This naming may be exaggerated, but to a certain extent, it also reflects Quaresma’s dominant play in this position. At least so far, there is no defensive way to ensure blocking except fouls. Live in Quaresma, no matter how big the defensive player is.
This is why so many clubs are so stunned by Quaresma, because this way can make a threat whether it is in a counterattack or a positional battle, that is, unless you can not let Arsenal take the ball, otherwise Will be exposed to Quaresma’s fire control.
Moreover, the profound impact brought by Quaresma's inner cut has gradually manifested, especially in the Premier League, the wing players of each team, whether it is a winger or a full-back, or even a full-back, are working hard. Practicing in-cut techniques, with the hope that one day he will play a good show on the court like Quaresma.
Who said the wing players cannot rule the game?
For a time, Quaresma was almost about to become a wing player's faith!
Of course, Quaresma's breakthrough technology combined with explosive power can not be learned by anyone, especially the last tease arc, without some hard training, you can't even touch the edge of the goal.
In any case, Quaresma's popularity in the Premier League is not inferior to the top stars. Even Manchester United's Gemini can only retreat in the face of the limelight.
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The team's excellent performance, the atmosphere on the training ground is relaxed, the lottery carousel that Wenger deliberately made was already thrown aside, at least now Wenger does not need it to punish players.
During training intervals, in the relaxed atmosphere of other players, Lauren looked a little out of place.
Speaking of which, Lauren is also a member of the Arsenal Food and Drink Party. Although not every time I participate in the event, every time I participate, it is the kind of crazy play, and the relationship with the Quaresma group. Also very good.
"The girl was soaked away by someone else last night?" Eboué asked in a sullen expression, leaning forward.
Lauren vowed that she really wanted to give Eboue a punch, which was a bit depressed, but it was even more depressing to see Eboue.
Several other teammates also came together. If the expressions of curiosity and gloating on their faces were replaced with concern, at least that would be a harmonious scene.
"Well, this is actually the case!" Lauren knew that if they didn't say it, they would beat themselves to death, and then force themselves to say it.
"My neighbor has a puppy, and that dog is particularly annoying, and he comes to my door every day to on time!"
"I went to them for theory, and they said nothing about it!"
"What’s even more annoying is that I saw a revelation on a tree in front of my house this morning. From afar, there was a picture of the puppy. I thought it was their puppy that was lost. Please give me pleasure!"
"But wait for me to walk over and take a closer look, I'm not mad at me!"
"It actually read: Did you see my dog? Actually it was not lost, but it was so cute! Thank you for understanding!"
"What a terrible dog! They even show off!"
"Can I not be depressed?"
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After Lauren had finished speaking, several animals had laughed like human beings, and the most hateful thing was Eboue, which had already rolled over.
"Don't laugh, what do you say I have to do to revenge my neighbor?" Lauren said with a black face, and mobilized several animals to help him find a way.
Campbell had a weird expression and felt that Lauren's question was a bit idiot.
"It's not easy. You just have a dog that is bigger than their family and has fierce dogs. Wouldn't it be okay, then when they walk the dog, you can go out and walk, and they won't dare to lead the dog again after a few days? Passed by your door!"
A few animals nodded deeply, which is indeed a good way.
But who knew Campbell had just finished speaking, Lauren almost cried.
"Do you think I haven't tried this method?" Lauren cried with a sad face, and looked very pitiful. "I bought a Rottweiler, and I was going to specially scare the puppy next door. Goods, it’s stupid than Eboue. I saw it and bite. I didn’t even dare to go home in those days!"
Hearing this, Quaresma finally couldn't help but laughed heartlessly.
This is no longer a sympathy for Lauren, they should all thank Lauren for bringing them so much joy.
However, after laughing, several animals also talked about their experiences of raising dogs. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com
"I used to have a dog, but the product was put in bed every day to get shit, so I later gave the whole room to it, but when it was not satisfied, I recognized my bed!"
"The dog I used to raise was called a second. Once I fell to the ground, the goods ran out and ran away. I thought it was going to find someone to save me, but it didn’t take a while. A group of dogs ran over and surrounded me with all kinds of contempt in their expressions. At that time, I only reacted. Why is this guy looking for a dog to watch me come!"
"As soon as I started raising dogs, the newspaper I ordered was never seen again, and all the delivery guys were scared away by it!"
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Quaresma couldn't help but laugh, and expressed sympathy for the encounters of several animals, but also expressed delight at the news.
However, from this moment, Quaresma also stopped thinking of owning a dog. The encounter of these gangs of animals is a warning. If you don't know how to keep a dog, you should be tortured by the dog...
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