Chapter 23: Even teammates wear crotch
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I am Quaresma
- Wang Da Bu
- 1260 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:55:38
After the training, Quares returned to the villa on his bicycle.
When passing by the community stadium, Quaresma saw a group of elementary school students happily chasing a black and white elf on the court. The sweat and joy on their faces made Quaresma remember the days when he was a child who simply played football. .
I really want to join them.
But with his own ability now, it seems a bit bullying.
--"Shock! Beast! Professional players tortured the primary school students in the field! 》
Bullying elementary school students, this infamy can't bear it.
smiled and rode the bicycle, preparing to continue walking back.
Suddenly, Quaresma paused again, spinning his brain quickly.
Since watching the game video yourself can increase the team coordination ability, will watching the game between children increase the team coordination ability too?
Know that children’s creativity is the strongest, maybe they will give more inspiration to themselves!
Thinking about this, Quaresma turned over and got out of the car, sat on the side of the court, squatted aside, and looked at the competition that the pupils did not have much technical content with interest.
Then, Quaresma intermittently exclaimed from the sidelines.
"Stop the ball and stand out for 20 meters, you are awesome!"
"You hit the plane, the plane is almost crying, okay!"
"This bike is stepped on, the pedals are flying!"
......
After watching it for a while, Quaresma’s laugh had not stopped. He felt that this group of elementary students could not bring any improvement to himself.
Open the property list and confirm it.
The next second, Quaresma was completely stiff there, with a sad expression on his face.
Teamwork ability -0.01.
I go!
What the is this?
I watched it for a few minutes, the team coordination ability actually deteriorated!
Elementary school monks are really social and can't afford it!
Quares also fled on a bicycle and ran away.
He is afraid that if he stays here for a long time, his teamwork ability will become negative.
went back home, and Quarresma, who was worried, plunged into the indoor theater and watched the game video frantically.
Want to cry without tears, did you work hard up a little, is it easy for teamwork?
......
On the weekend, the new season of the Portuguese Super League finally opened.
Porto's first opponent is Braga, Porto will go away to challenge the opponent.
Quaresma has no doubt that he will enter the big list and starting list.
If he put his team's absolute hero in the Portuguese Super Cup on the bench, then Del Neri is absolutely crazy.
opponents are not bad, even Quaresma is very clear. Last season, Braga won the fifth place in the Portuguese Super League and won the league cup this season.
Maybe Porto abused Braga as much as he wanted last season. However, Porto's current state is that it is the biggest success to be able to retreat from the away body.
Quaresma always felt that Del Neri was too optimistic, or that his own tactics were too confident, which is typical of idealism, but in fact, he has countless things.
Okay, these things are not something that a little player can worry about, let's play well.
Braga Municipal Stadium, 3w seats are full, the first league faced the defending champion, Braga fans are looking forward to a magical victory.
Warmes watched the opponent's players from time to time during the warm-up. These days I watched the opponent's game video. Quaresma knew that the opponent could not deal well.
"Let's play a lap game, how about losing push-ups?" Diego suggested.
Anyway, it's just a boring warm-up. As long as Del Neri doesn't interfere, it's the same in every way, so a group of people decisively formed a circle.
Then, everyone was there with big eyes and small eyes...
There is no one in the circle, grab hair!
"Ricardo, you go!" Meirelles smirked and coaxed.
Quaresma could not wait to take off his socks and smoke him.
With his 18-point defense, it is estimated that he will be able to grab the wild and grow old.
Don't go to kill him anyway, even if the teammates are all coaxing, Quaresma is regarded as not seeing.
"Okay, Jose, let's go!" Meirelles pulled the reluctant Bosingwa into the circle.
In fact, this game is a monkey, and there is not much technical content, it is very interesting to play, especially when the players inside are slipped so that they cannot find the north.
Perhaps it was because Quaresma did not end, so Meireles and Bosingwa had quietly negotiated, and they will aim at Quaresma together for a while, so he must do some push-ups.
Quares Marco didn't know that he had been stared at, there was no psychological pressure, such a game had almost no difficulty for him, with his foot skills, if he snatched it alone, he would be slipped into doubt of life.
Soon, Manichee passed the ball to Quaresma. When Quaresma hadn't got the ball yet, the nearest Bosingwa had rushed over. The posture, as if Quarares If Ma doesn't give the ball to him, he will do the same with Quaresma.
Quaresma couldn't help but laugh. You used your momentum to the right place. If you can guarantee such a fighting spirit in the game, which wing is your opponent?
However, Bosingwa's rushing clearly cannot make Quaresma panic. A pull ball half-turned, the right foot passed the left foot and passed directly between Bosingwa's legs, the body Turning it around again, Bosingwa intercepted it perfectly.
See again wearing crotch!
Before Merelles rushed over to take advantage, Quaresma had already passed the ball to Diego, away from danger.
Quaresma's understated and subtle action makes teammates can't help but be amazed. The action may not be too difficult~EbookFREE.me~ Like Quaresma's ability to do so in one fell swoop, I'm afraid it's really not yet several.
Seeing Bosingwa ravaged like this, the teammates laughed like a heartless man.
At this time, Bosingwa was still confused. He didn't even see the ball in the first time. Until the ball passed under his crotch, he knew that he might be teased. At that time, the whole person was bad.
It's just a monkey, are you going to zoom in directly?
I am a teammate, not an opponent!
Even teammates wear crotch, do you want to be so sad?
I'm strangling you forget it!
Bosingwa pretended to be very angry and pinched Quaresma's neck, threatening fiercely: "If you dare to wear my block again, I will kill you!"
Quaresma didn't care about his teammates' jokes, he threatened Bosingwa with a smile, "If you dare to come over and grab me, you will continue to wear your crotch, you believe me, I have a hundred ways to wear crotch , Do you want to try it all?"
Bosingwa instantly counseled, if Quaresma wears the crotch again, he really is not as good as a crevice!
He did not feel that Quaresma was scaring him, even though in recent times Quaresma did not show fancy footwork, but played as concisely and efficiently as possible, but Quaresma has always been left to Everyone's impression is to play with flowers, which is not an impression that can be erased in a few games.
So, Quaresma turned into a black hole here. As long as his teammates passed the ball to him, Bosingwa and Merelles simply gave up and did not grab his ball at all, for fear of being teased by all kinds.
This is very sad reminder, until the end of the warm-up time, Bosingwa and Meireles did not grab the ball, was almost out of breath.
Nima, never play this broken game again!