Chapter 282: Formula football

Quaresma felt that he had seen through the essence of the matter.
Is this an internal struggle of Arsenal?
So, in order to avoid suspicion, do you want to stay away from this new assistant coach?
However, Quaresma may have thought a bit.
The new assistant coach is called Tristan. On the first day of Arsenal, he brought players his brand new football theory-formula football!
"Football can have formulas!"
"This is a rigorous theory. By establishing a mathematical model to analyze our tactical system, vector and discrete, extracting core data from huge data, finding out the rules, and then making the correct tactical choice, we can put our winning rate in the original Increase by 50%."
"For example, in the game that just faced Liverpool, Quaresma broke through on the left and scored a goal in the first half of 3 minutes and 45 seconds. Before that, Arsenal played a 50-second consecutive In the backcourt, the 50-second pass is necessary. A 50-second continuous pass must be made, otherwise the opponent's defense cannot be mobilized, and Quaresma's breakthrough cannot be more than 10 seconds late!"
"For the next attack, we can still simulate Liverpool's defensive loopholes and our offensive routines through a similar mathematical model, which will greatly improve our offensive efficiency and further increase the chance of breaking!"
"Analyzing each offensive and defensive, and substituting it into the summary formula, can further clarify when and in what direction we need to attack. We can also make judgments on the opponent's defense. With a rigorous theoretical basis, football will become more easy!"
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The following Arsenal players seem to be listening to the heavens completely, not knowing what this new assistant coach is talking about.
Quaresma is already out of focus, and he can't think of it. The new assistant coach will be such a ghost!
Formula football?
Formulas have begun to invade this world?
Is it a bit early?
Speaking of formula football seems to be quite advanced, it seems very tall, even if Tristan just said a little bit of his theory, but Quaresma knows it without thinking, this is simply a calf.
Follow the so-called formula to play football, refine the time, coordinate the court, and then strictly fit into the mathematical model-
1 minute 45 seconds, coordinates (45, 27), breakthrough;
2 minutes and 54 seconds, coordinates (77.21), defense;
7 minutes and 17 seconds, coordinates (88, 98), foul;
9 minutes and 54 seconds, coordinates (11.11), free kick;
17 minutes and 17 seconds, coordinates (50, 50), lost ball;
...
This is the code dog programming!
At this point in time, the formula lets you defend, but in the end you don’t even have a ghost;
At the next point in time, the formula allows you to break through at this position, and as a result, the opponent in front of you is a defensive player;
At the next time point, the formula lets you shoot at this position, and then you give the head referee a headshot;
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So, do I even have to formulate formulas to celebrate goals, how to celebrate victory, and even how to interact with fans in order to appear more rigorous?
Quaresma doesn't know what to say, anyway, he knows that this assistant coach named Tristan is afraid that his coaching career can only last one day, and then he will be expelled!
Can't help but look at Wenger, and Quaresma clearly saw the sarcastic expression on Wenger's face, which was very interesting.
God knows which executive has engaged in such a teasing to become an assistant coach. If it is not because of the power struggle, then he must have been fooled!
Speaking of which, this thing is really bluffing.
Looking at the current performance of the players, it seems that they are very interested, leaving Quaresma speechless for a while.
Wenger did not mean to stop. After the nutritious lunch, the players gathered in the multimedia room at the request of Tristan to learn the formula football.
"First of all, let us remember a basic formula, all formulas will be derived from this basic formula in the future!"
"A represents the position coordinate vectorized value, t represents the transfer time, s represents the number of transfers, a represents the time coefficient..."
Tristan talked eloquently above, completely teaching the students in the university, but quite a teacher.
But the point is that this thing is a kind of torture for the herd of animals whose brain capacity is almost equal to zero.
What kind of βμ is this?
If you want them to recite the formula, you might as well kill them!
Then the players rioted!
Quaresma was also in the ranks of the riots, and he was the most angry.
It's not because of the so-called formula football insulted IQ, after all, how can it be considered an engineering student in the past life, high school still learned.
What made him really want to scold the mother was that the system came to remind.
"System Tip: Because of learning the messy tactical theory, teamwork ability -0.02"
Quaresma is like beeping a dog, it's strange not to be angry!
Is it easy for me to increase my attributes?
After a while, the attributes of my two training sessions have fallen back, and Bitml is still serious.
"Fuck you the formula football!"
Under Quaresma's leadership, the players directly threw Tristan out of the training base, and he didn't care what punishment came next!
The embarrassed Tristan struggled to get up and shouted inwardly: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my formula football!"
Then, Quaresma clenched his fists, Tristan hit a shock, scared away.
Wenger didn't even mean to stop on the side, and then took the players to the afternoon training class as if nothing happened. In his opinion, this matter may not even be a minor episode.
After much experience, you can see everything!
In the afternoon training, the players are still talking about formula football~EbookFREE.me~ Although they don't understand this thing, they are quite new.
"Ricardo, although we don't want to learn formulas, why are you so angry?" Flamini asked Quaresma with a smile.
Quaresma has a black face and doesn't want to speak. The 0.02 teamwork he just lost still makes him unhappy.
In fact, this is the case, even Tristan’s nonsense, they did not know that they really threw Tristan out of the training base, but Quaresma was completely angry because of the attribute loss. Under his leadership, The players are so arrogant.
However, Quaresma cannot naturally explain the reasons to his teammates, and can only smile ugly.
It’s also interesting to say, how Quaresma and the players throw the assistant coaches out of the training base is almost the same as the rebellion, but a few days later, the club actually did not seem to happen, no investigation, no treatment, completely Just passed.
God knows how many intrigues there are, how many compromises and interests are exchanged, anyway, Quaresma and a few animals have nothing to do.
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