Chapter 283: Anti-baldness guide

Although it seemed that after the "assistant coach" incident, the sea was not panic, but soon, the news of Wenger's renewal was announced by Arsenal. This time, Quaresma thought a lot.
It's so crazy!
However, he didn't need to understand anything about it, anyway, he didn't need to be responsible for others, as long as he and his teammates under Wenger led as far as possible to achieve good results.
Nothing else, he didn’t want to control!
Of course, it can't be controlled!
The "assistant coach" incident was actually excavated by the superb media with some details. For a time, this very interesting term amused many people in England.
People with normal IQ and logical thinking ability can almost see the nonsense of this stuff, but Arsenal actually want to try the so-called formula football, which is simply using life to make fun!
"If beautiful football and formula football can be merged together, then how strong are Arsenal's strength, it is simply a perfect match!"
"Juventus, Arsenal are going to use formula football to deal with you soon, just ask you if you are afraid!"
"Is this the rhythm of the scientific community's outrageous invasion of football?"
"Who said that formula football is not good! The formula could have been applied to every detail of life. I used the formula to defecate this morning and it feels much smoother than usual..."
...
The ridicule of the fans made Arsenal a little overwhelmed, and finally only opened his eyes to clarify that the so-called professor is just a liar. Arsenal did not hire him, it was his fake identity that he slipped into the training base.
As for whether anyone believes, I don’t know!
But more interesting in the back, it means that a certain national football association came to investigate. The officials who lead the team have an engineering background. When they heard such a high-tech theory as "formula football", they were overjoyed immediately. They wanted to introduce formula football on the spot.
As a result, Tristan became a guest of that country and was brought back to the country by the Football Association.
However, although Tristan’s formula football was not successful in that country, this theoretical model was learned by others and extended beyond the industry, resulting in many so-called
formula projects
.
One of the most famous, I am afraid to count the formula crosstalk...
Of course, this has nothing to do with Quaresma. Now, he is working hard with his teammates to prepare for Juventus. If he wants to play Milan and Barcelona, ​​he has to pass Juventus first. Otherwise, everything can only be done. dream.
How strong is Juventus?
Very strong!
Although many things happened after the end of this season, it was later recognized that Juve this season is the strongest Juve in the lineup, otherwise how could they win Inter Milan by 15 points?
The stability of the old woman, even comparable to Mourinho's Chelsea, lost only one game throughout the season, a strong one.
However, Juve is not without weaknesses.
Although the league has maintained continuous stability, the performance has not been ups and downs, there is no tension, that is to say, perhaps they will not be in a downturn, but they will not suddenly burst into the state, regardless of playing any opponent, they are consistent.
Okay, that's not how the old lady's life is. It's really appropriate to make them old ladies.
It’s fun to touch the strongest Juventus!
If Arsenal really win the Champions League trophy this season, then, after Real Madrid, Juventus, Milan, Barcelona, ​​the gold content of the championship trophy is the highest, I am afraid it will be unique.
These four giants have the number of Champions League titles, and they are almost half of the total!
Either way, Juve must be defeated first, and Quaresma is ready.
What is his preparation?
That is, don't be "killed" by Buffon. As long as you guarantee the purity of your head, no one can stop Juve.
Every time he scores a very wonderful goal, his hair will be ravaged by his teammates, so that now he has the tendency to develop like Zidane. I can't stand my scalp!
This is not a comic world, but there is no such thing as "it becomes stronger as long as you become bald." It's not good to have a handsome hair to do something. Why do you have to make me bald?
This is the status that he hasn't reached the status of a big brother, whether he is a big guy like Henry or Campbell, he can touch his hair casually, and then everyone else touches it as soon as they see it. After all, the law does not blame the public. .
As long as you become a gangster, your teammates will not be able to touch their hair casually, and then their hair will be preserved.
Therefore, regardless of other reasons, Quaresma decided that, in the next transfer, he must go to a team without a big head in his head, and when he is a big head, he only touches his hair. For the sake of others, no one can touch themselves.
Of course, back in this game, it is certainly right to be careful that Buffon touched his head.
Although there is no fact that there is indeed a curse effect of head-to-head killing, there is no scientific basis, but you can not deny that after the head-to-head killing, there are no goals. This is also supported by big data.
Whether to avoid evil or avoid becoming bald, in a word, cherish your hair and stay away from Buffon.
Do not have to go to the door to pick up the leak, anyway, that is not the battle area that I am best at, just put a cold arrow outside.
Buffon is naturally the most terrifying patron saint in front of Juventus, but before you face the patron saint, the first thing you have to face is the guardian of the patron saint-Juventus' back line.
The combination of the world's top central defenders Cannavaro and Thuram~EbookFREE.me~ is enough to ensure that Juventus goals will not be subjected to a positive impact. If the active midfielder partner of the football team is ranked out, they will definitely be ranked. The first three, and not necessarily the third!
The left-back is Zambrotta, and after Carlos, it is almost the best left brake in the world, with excellent offense and defense, and a terrible pass.
Although Zebina on the right is not a top-tier defender, he is very popular under Capello's attributes, especially after Zambrotta assists on the left, Juventus moves to the left, and Zebina is more like Is a central defender.
To a large extent, Arsenal want to defeat Juve, they must first defeat this line of defense.
In this regard, Quaresma is very confident.
Quaresma knows that Zebina is actually the only weakness in Juventus' back line. As long as he plays, Quaresma seizes this point and suddenly, it is entirely possible to blow him up.
Even if Capello does not allow Zebina to be replaced by Grigra, it is no different. Their strength is not up to the top. In front of Quaresma, it is a dish!
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