Chapter 317: Nima, the pants are down
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I am Quaresma
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:57:25
? Quaresma really feels the cold hips down, fell to the ground, every cell on and off the body is suspicious of life.
Before the time returned to three seconds, Quaresma turned to take the ball and rushed forward. Carraze slid out a kick and stepped towards the ball, seeming to want to stop Quaresma's attack.
It's just that even Karaze didn't think that his foot would be so accurate.
Stepping between Quaresma's legs, the shiny spikes scratched Quaresma's shorts, and with one foot, Quaresma's shorts fell to his knees.
Naturally, Quaresma's were displayed in front of all fans around the world through the camera.
This is why Quaresma feels chilly under the crotch.
At the same time, Quaresma also tripped over the knee shorts. That kind of embarrassment, which Quaresma has never encountered in his entire football career.
The whole world is boiling!
The Arsenal fans in the stands widened their eyes and looked at this incredible scene, but they couldn't help but burst out a burst of laughter, although they knew that it was not good to laugh at their players, but they just couldn't help it. .
As for the fans in front of the TV, they even unscrupulously covered their stomachs and started to roll.
Fortunately, Quaresma didn't wear any succinct underpants. If fans see patterns such as Paige or Frozen on the back of Quaresma's bottom at this time, I'm afraid they will start to doubt life.
Nima!
When Quaresma responded, the look in Karaze's eyes was already starting to catch fire.
You god!
I have seen those who accidentally pulled off their opponents’ pants on the court, and even those who deliberately made the opponents’ pants short, but Quaresma has never seen one kick the opponent’s pants.
It seems that you have practiced!
Made!
Looking at Carraze, who was slightly surprised but disgruntled, Quaresma got up and asked him to settle the bill.
But before he could take his steps, Henry rushed over and helped the ball pants to Quaresma.
Quaresma was stunned, and his face turned red.
I was patronizing the trouble of going to Karaze, but I forgot that I didn't even mention the trousers, which was a shame.
At this time, the players from both sides gathered around, and the incident happened suddenly, although it may not cause a large-scale conflict between the two sides, but beware of accidents, no one wants to see their teammates suffer.
The referee also hurried over and stopped in front of Quaresma, for fear that Quaresma would make things bigger.
In the eyes of many referees, players such as Quaresma are not good babies. If you are not careful, the stadium may become a battlefield.
"Mr. referee, you have also seen what the did to me. He was absolutely intentional. Such a guy should not leave it on the court!" Quaresma complained angrily to the referee.
Karaze came to the referee with an innocent expression.
"Sir, I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't have any malicious actions, but I didn't expect to pull off his pants!"
In fact, Karaze did not expect that he would do such a thing in one action, and it did make him gloat for a while, but when he thought of the risk of eating cards, he felt a bit burned.
The game has just begun!
If you take a card now, Arsenal players will definitely target you in the next game. If you are not careful, you may be kicked out of the game with a red card, and the consequences will be unimaginable.
Therefore, Karaze will be anxious to explain the excuse to the head referee.
However, most of them can become head coaches, and most of them have a very determined will, and will not be easily shaken by the performance of players on the field. Even if Karaze explained everything, he finally showed him a yellow card.
Milan's players are very dissatisfied, but they have no choice but to go back angrily while spitting on the turf to express their dissatisfaction.
Quaresma is even more upset, but he is the victim, why no one considers his feelings?
Damn it!
There is no good person in Milan on the left!
Quaresma really doubted how Karaze would become vice premier in the future, let alone say, just tearing off his pants today should be regarded as Karaze's black material!
However, now that Karaze carries a yellow card on his body, this is an unexpected result. Presumably, the latter will be more honest when facing him again.
Arsenal's free kick, because the position is not good, there is no possibility of a direct shot, so Lauren penalized.
Although Quaresma sorted out his shorts, his sensitive nerves always made him feel that when others looked at themselves, they were obviously not well-intentioned.
This feels really weird!
This kind of defense is much more effective than simple and rough fouls. At least he has been suspicious now, fearing that others will imitate Karaze, and then tear his pants.
After adjusting for a long time, Quaresma slowly recovered, but the look at Karaze was still full of resentment.
The game continued. The recent emergencies stopped Milan's offensive momentum. Although it still looked fierce, the threat to Arsenal's goal was decreasing.
I was preoccupied with doing one thing and was disturbed midway, so when I re-do this thing, I am afraid it will take some time to get myself back into the state. Now the Milan players are in such a state.
This should be regarded as an unexpected joy, at the expense of the stability of the team's back defense, and Quaresma can only comfort himself in this way.
The two teams gradually competed evenly in the midfield, and Quaresma's position was gradually advanced, ready to hit Milan's goal at any time.
Quaresma also wanted to score, a goal at home does not ensure that Arsenal eliminated Milan to advance to the final, and even the score of 2:0 is not very reliable.
Anyway, win as much as possible!
In Quaresma’s eyes, Milan’s goal is the goal he wants to destroy, the other side of victory.
When the first half of the game reached 20 minutes, Quaresma's chance came again.
With a small ball on the wing, Quaresma kept the ball as Lauren who inserted the rim, and then rushed forward, and when he got rid of Karaze, the ball had returned from Lauren's feet to his feet.
With a two-on-one match against the wall, Quaresma has formed enough tacit understanding with Lauren, playing vividly.
Inward!
Just like his goal, the same position and the same inward route brought Milan a completely different feeling.
Unconsciously, Quaresma's mouth has been raised slightly. He is quite sure that if he starts at his most confident position, there is the greatest possibility of scoring a goal.
And here is where you are most confident.