Chapter 505: Barkley's Donkey Ass
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I am so Accurate
- Big Eggplant With Minced Meat
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- 2021-01-30 09:36:56
"Kobe" steak is the Kobe steak that Sun Hao and Nowitzki had eaten at the World Championships.
Of course O'Neill knew it too.
He also opened a restaurant in history, selling a burger called "Kobe Burger".
You can understand it as Kobe Burger, and of course you can understand it as... Kobe Burger.
Eat Kobe, which shows O'Neill's evil taste.
Sun Hao didn't cook himself this time.
Although I would cook some Chinese food in my previous life, I am not a real chef after all.
It’s okay to give the star and teammates a taste of cooking, and the teammates have always loved it. That kind of plot is only there.
Of course he does not lack chefs.
His dietitian Cecilia worked very hard. In the past few years, he not only got his chef certificate, but also learned to cook some Chinese food.
Sun Hao's restaurant.
Looking at Cecilia who was busy in the kitchen, O'Neill's eyes kept floating there.
Americans have a lot more preference for figure than Chinese.
You think that the buttocks are only exclusive to James Harden, but in fact, if you take a closer look, you will find that it is one of the American public aesthetics.
What's more, Cecilia also has a pair of Mount Everest, which also reveals a breath of ripeness.
"Where did you get your nutritionist?"
O'Neill looked very interested.
"I have been with me for more than five years."
"I haven't seen her before?"
O'Neill was puzzled. He and Sun Hao had been neighbors for more than a year.
"She lives elsewhere."
Sun Hao explained.
"Don't look, she is married."
Seeing the growing interest in O'Neill's eyes, he reminded.
O'Neill smiled and looked away.
It is very common for rich Americans to go out and steal fishy.
Kobe has too many mistresses in history, and O'Neill is also because of this divorce from Shanny.
It is normal for O'Neill to have this reaction.
"Five years are rare."
O'Neill suddenly became serious and spoke.
But he is not a Cao thief after all, not as good as a woman.
Sun Hao nodded after listening.
His team has been formed since he entered the league.
Fu Paul, Cecilia, these are regarded as "Veterans of Merit."
Especially Celesia is still very "special".
Sun Hao remembered some things and made some decisions.
It just so happens that Thanksgiving is coming soon.
Cecilia is still making steaks, and Sun Hao and Kobe are watching TNT programs and talking about the league.
There are almost 12 to 13 games a month in the NBA.
After 9 games, basically three-quarters of the month has passed.
At this time, the performance of the teams in the new season can be considered as a general idea.
The conversations between Sun Hao and O'Neal are also more concerned.
For example, the Lone Ranger related to the "Kobe" they are about to eat.
I thought that the Lone Ranger team would usher in some shock after being "black eight" last season.
But nothing happened, the core did not change, and even the head coach Johnson did not change.
This is somewhat similar to the history. Cuban is a rare sentimental boss.
Especially after experiencing Sun Hao's affairs, he may think more.
However, it turns out that talking about feelings at this time is not necessarily a good thing.
The Mavericks have played so far this season, and their record of 6 wins and 4 losses is not too bad, but it is obviously a bit worse compared to last season.
"That kid, Kobe, never knew how to be a team leader."
O'Neill complains daily.
Sun Hao agrees with O'Neill this time.
Kobe is in "retreat" during the offseason every year, and his personal ability is also increasing every year.
It's not easy to make progress in succession, and the salary paid behind it is not imaginable by ordinary people.
As the saying goes, you are not afraid that people are talented, but people who are more talented than you work harder than you.
However, the basketball game requires more than just these.
Especially the "leader" that O'Neill said.
This has to go back to when Kobe first entered the league.
He first entered the league, and Phil Jackson defined him as a "scorer".
By O'Neal's side, Kobe doesn't have to think about anything else, he just needs to put the ball into the basket.
But in fact, such training is not completely correct.
Because to this day, Kobe's positioning of himself is still the same as before.
This is why everyone thinks Kobe should pass, but Kobe still wants to score more.
Because in his knowledge, he did this, and he should do it best.
The reason for "independence" is not only a paranoid character, but also a different understanding of basketball.
In addition to the Mavericks, they also talked about another team that has received much attention: the Nuggets.
During the offseason, there were some concerns that James and Iverson would have some ball distribution problems.
But it turns out that James is not Anthony, and because of the appearance of Sun Hao, James is much more mature than the same period in history.
"We will not discuss who is the boss of the team, and no one stipulates that a team cannot have two leaders. We have a lot in common. The biggest one is that we all want to win."
Before the start of the new season, James showed his maturity.
Of course, the more important change is Iverson.
Jieyu is the label of Iverson, but many people ignore the impact of being traded away by the 76ers.
As a totem of Philadelphia, he never thought that one day he would leave Philadelphia, and he was still abandoned.
So he is more eager to prove himself than the ball.
"This is LeBron's team, I'm here to help him."
Soon after James spoke up, he also emphasized his position.
This is the same as when Iverson went to the Nuggets to team up with Anthony in history.
Their current record of 6 wins and 3 losses is not too good, but it is definitely not bad.
Give them more time to run in, the upper limit of this Nuggets team is much higher than that of the Nuggets in history.
...
The two were chatting, and Cecilia had brought the "Kobe" steak.
O'Neill couldn't help swallowing, and then started without saying hello.
He has been greedy for too long.
Sun Hao also ate.
The meat is tender and aromatic.
Smell of speech, endless aftertaste!
This beef was sent by Gu Yi directly by air from Japan.
So it tastes the same as Sun Hao when he was in Japan.
"Kobe is so delicious!"
O'Neill did not forget to tease while eating.
Sun Hao smiled and shook his head.
"But it's a pity, only a little bit!"
O'Neill glanced at the small half steak left before his eyes and sighed again.
For him, whose mineral water bottles are like oral liquids, this amount of steak can only be regarded as an addiction.
Sun Hao smiled when he heard this.
It seems that O'Neal has never done that since he was caught by himself last time.
This is in line with O'Neill's character.
Although O'Neal is usually amused, he still has principles in doing things.
Having said that, he really couldn't hold on, and he would even go to Sun Hao and directly say that he was going to give up.
"There are fish steaks. I feel sick when I see them."
But when it comes to this, I still have to complain.
Here we need to mention the differences in diet between the East and the West.
Westerners don't like fish bones very much, and they don't like to see the head and some other parts when eating food.
Therefore, they prefer to eat some sea fish with few spines or without spines, and only the meat in the middle is left by pinching the head and tail.
In practice, in addition to salmon, which can be made into fish fillets or salads, the most common thing left is: fish steak.
Wrap it in breadcrumbs and fry it in oil. It is a fried fish steak.
Bake it directly on the stove, squeeze some seasoning or lemon juice, it is grilled fish steak.
The same goes for the US.
O'Neill loses weight, the only difference is that the oil used is olive oil with lower calories.
"Shaq, would you like to try Chinese food?"
After hearing O'Neill's complaints, Sun Hao made a proposal.
He was not on a whim.
In fact, when O'Neill decided to start losing weight, he had this idea.
It's just that this thing needs a certain amount of time.
Now is a suitable opportunity.
"Cecilia, didn't you say that you just learned a steamed yellow croaker? Come and make one for Shaq."
In O'Neill's puzzled eyes, Sun Hao turned his head and said.
After Cecilia nodded over there, she turned and went to the kitchen to be busy.
"Steamed?"
This is the first time O'Neill heard that fish can be steamed.
And it's still yellow croaker.
What he usually eats most is salmon, tuna, cod, mackerel, and trout.
"You'll know if you try it later."
Sun Hao said with a smile.
Because he lost weight in his previous life, he still knows some common sense about weight loss.
For example, to lose weight, lose fat.
Exercise is to consume fat, while diet is to reduce the increase in fat by reducing calorie intake.
The food with the highest calories is food oil, so fried foods have the highest calories.
The reason why Americans get fat is because their meat is cheap, and their staple food is fried foods such as hot dogs, hamburgers, and steaks.
Of course, there are also high-calorie Chinese foods.
However, because Chinese food is all-encompassing, there are naturally low-calorie practices.
Take fish for example, braised, stewed, steamed fish, boiled, sauerkraut, five spices...
With so many methods, you can always find a low-calorie one.
"Lord Bart is here today, this guy can't get 30 points!"
At this moment, a familiar voice came from the TV.
Sun Hao and O'Neal turned their heads and looked around unconsciously.
Then I found out that the "NBA Insider" program that they usually like to watch was put on the TV.
Speaking of it, Sun Hao just spent time watching this show before he went to the United States to participate in the draft.
The host of the show is the three brothers: Barkley, Kenny Smith and Ernie Johnson.
It was Barkley who spoke at this moment.
The two chatted in front of them, and they didn't know who was "this guy" in Barkley's mouth.
Fortunately, they knew soon.
Kevin Durant.
Sun Hao and O'Neal are chatting, they haven't chatted to the Warriors yet.
Durant's debut performance was amazing enough, but his performance after that can only be described in those four words: unsatisfactory.
You said that he is very bad, and there is no one. With the preference of old Nelson, plus the of Big Ben, he can still score about 20 points every night.
But if you say he is fine, there will be no more.
And in almost 10 games, his highest score has not broken 30 points, and the whole scoring trend is going down.
Especially in the game that just passed, Barkley said this.
Durant played in the Warriors' away game against the Wizards last night. He played 35 minutes and made 2 of 17 shots. There were no three-pointers or free throws. The final stats were 4 points, 4 rebounds and 5 assists, setting a new career low in scoring...
Seeing that it was Durant that Buckley complained about, Sun Hao didn't think it was too strange.
Just like the reaction to the opener, Barkley expected too much of Durant.
With 26 points in the first show, you can expect 30+, or even 40+!
After all, the No. 1 pick is also good at scoring.
It turned out good guy, let alone 40+, Durant gave him a 4 point out!
"Charles, take it easy. He just didn't play well with the T-mac. You know that is his template. They have similar styles."
Kenny Smith persuaded Barkley.
"With a similar style, I only scored 2 goals?! No number one pick would be like this!"
When Barkley said this, his expression of hatred was not steel.
It can be seen that he is not only for the effect of the show this time.
"The season is long, he will find his own rhythm, and he will get 30 points."
Smith continued to persuade.
"No, he may become a great player in the future, but he is not now, let's bet."
Barkley, after all, was addicted to gambling.
"Kevin Durant?"
Ernie Johnson finally inserted a sentence now.
Buckley nodded.
"Kenny said Kevin Durant will score 30 points. If he scores 30 points this year, I will be here and kiss his ass."
"what?"
Kenny Smith on the side was originally acting as a persuader.
But before he was successful, he stepped into the pit with one foot.
You gamble, why do you want to catch my ass?
"Okay, that's it!"
But Barkley did not give Barkley a chance to refute.
Ernie Johnson on the side began to laugh at this.
"Wait, what can I get if I win the bet?"
Kenny Smith discovered the problem now.
"I don't need to kiss your ass."
Barkley is really cheeky.
"No, no, bet we have to be fair."
Kenny Smith is obviously not like making this bet.
"Kenny!"
"Otherwise, if you win, you go kiss Charles' ass?"
Ernie Johnson brushed his sense of existence.
Barkley laughed.
"Well, I promised. If I win, you don't need to kiss my ass."
Kenny Smith finally found that the original conditions were better~EbookFREE.me~ This year, I mean this year, this guy still has a chance to become a good player in the future. "
Buckley added finally.
He just wanted to get some show effect, he didn't want to actually kiss Kenny Smith's ass.
...
"Sun, are you familiar with Kevin? Do you have a way to get him to score 30 points?"
Restaurant, O'Neal's first reaction after seeing this show was that he must and must let Barkley kiss him!
Sun Hao did not answer O'Neill.
He was in a daze.
This is... Barkley's ass?
Arrived late?