Chapter 149: Only 1 tease
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1176 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:23
A dramatic game ended, and when Vardy saw the video playback on the bus, he realized how funny he was...
Sorry, Martin!
I blamed you wrong!
Nima was actually blown in by the wind!
Then the question is coming, how is this ball counted?
Can't you count yourself as an oolong?
Valdy really feels that he is in love now!
Along the way, the teammates watched Valdy all smiles, but a little careless, just a squirt of water, making Vardy's face always black.
There is no way, who would make himself funny!
Fortunately, although the process was frightening, after all, the game won, and I also completed the task, and I was very happy.
It's just that Moyes hasn't given himself a good look, and looks very scary.
In fact, Vardi's performance in this game made all fans laugh a little, especially at the last moment.
"Actually, I didn't really want to understand what this product was going to do at first, but then I learned that this product wants to delay the time, but it can delay the time.
"Tubi is more contagious. Look at Martin's buttocks. I think Everton has fallen!"
"Football has been in existence for more than 100 years. Two hundred kings have appeared in this century. There are many successors, but there is only one funny match!"
"There is only one earth, so please cherish the earth, and there is only one tease Valdi, so please love this tease!"
"I think Vardy will be punished by Moyes when I look back. I really want to see how Valdy wears a dress, but can I suggest that Moyes can be replaced by a maid costume?"
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The media have become accustomed to Valdy's teasing on the court, and every time it is reported, it will increase their newspaper sales.
Fans are also very happy with Vardi's teasing behavior, and feel that if they do not watch for a week, they will not smell good when they eat and sleep.
There is even a special betting company to open the market and make a variety of alternative themed betting. For example, will Valdy play this game, what kind of game will be used...
Valdy's tease ratio has become a special phenomenon in English football, and even many experts and scholars have begun to study his tease behavior. From a psychological and biological point of view, the next accurate definition of tease ratio has greatly become a The trend of real subjects!
Not to mention, regardless of whether Valdy can bring the team a performance improvement, the attention he brings alone makes Everton earn a lot of money.
So that when the winter transfer window has not been closed, countless clubs have expressed interest in Valdy.
For Manchester United, although he has given up the idea of recovering Valdy at the Winter Window, it does not mean that Manchester United does not need Valdy. Lord Ferguson has regarded Valdy as an important puzzle for Manchester United’s reconstruction, just as important as Rooney Ronaldinho. How can it be sold so easily!
Many clubs turned to Valdy's work, as long as Valdy publicly engages with the club, there is still a chance to be swept out, so that they can pick up the bargain.
Lajola directly became the guest of the chairmen or bosses of various clubs, but Valdi had a word first, Lajola could not make a decision for Valdi, and it was difficult to even instigate, which made Lajola very Is annoyed.
However, he has fully seen the potential of Vardi. In the future, Vardi will inevitably become his cash cow. How could he be so short-sighted and now awkward with Valdi!
The trivial things of the outside world can't bother Valdi, so he has enough energy to compete with the system.
Speaking of that, Valdy got into the loophole of the system when completing the task, and no three-legged door frame hit the opponent's door frame. This is where he was worried about the system's bad debts.
Sure enough, the system did not count the door frame that was finally exchanged at the cost of the Oolong ball during the task calculation.
"System prompt: After recounting, the host hit the two-legged door frame in the game, and the task was judged to be a failure. The penalty for failure was a violent collision with the door frame in the next game!"
"System Tips: Don't try to resist evasion of punishment, this system has 10,000 ways to clean up you!"
In the face of unscrupulous systems, Valdy must fight.
"You made a mistake, I finished the three-legged door frame, and the third leg was hit on the goal post of your own half, don't believe you and repeat it again!"
"System tips: hitting your own half frame is not counted!"
"You didn't say in advance, you look at the mission statement again, there is no regulation on who's goal must be hit, I feel that the two feet on the opponent's goalpost are already worthy of you!"
"System Tip: Please do not deliberately misinterpret the task description of this system!"
"I control you, I understand that anyway, and you don't have to come with me for the final interpretation right in the system~EbookFREE.me~ anyway, my task is completed!"
Then the system was silent for a long time, and Valdy was also worried for a long time.
"System prompt: Huh, this time you are considered to complete the task, this system will pay attention to the rigorous wording in the future, don't think about being able to drill my loophole anymore!"
Hey!
is pretty proud!
Vardy knew that the system would compromise, after all, this was a problem of its own.
So Valdi was very happy to accept the task reward.
Needless to say, the free characteristic points, there is no use for him now.
What he really cared about was the Barbarian Bracers, which sounded like a bombshell, and it must be a particularly powerful equipment.
Bracers of the Barbarian King: After wearing, it slightly increases the host's strength against collision, and slightly increases the host's body balance after collision.
No wonder the barbarian bracers, it means barbarians!
looks very practical, but the very dazzling word is "a trace", which is very embarrassing!
According to his estimation, before colliding with Drogba, he was able to fly out 2 meters, and with the brave king bracers, he could only fly 1 meter 9.
Okay, better than nothing!
If you accumulate more in the future, if you put on 20 wrists, you can knock Drogba off without turning it over!
The key issue is that even if he has 20 wrists, he doesn’t have 20 wrists...
Anyway, this time he took a trick, and the next time it might not be so easy. The system also said that it will pay more attention to the rigor of the wording in the future!
But this time he took the advantage of the system, because of the urinary nature of the system, I must find it.
The next task you may face is a very difficult task myself!