Chapter 219: It will hit your head at 1 o'clock later
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
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- 2021-03-02 10:52:39
"Why are you late?" Rooney asked Vardy puzzled.
Vardy would not naturally tell Rooney that he played too much last night.
"Uh, traffic jams on the road!"
Rooney rolled his eyes. Except for idiots, normal people would not believe it.
"Then why are you late?" Vardy asked Rooney, looking puzzled.
Asked here, Rooney's face suddenly became difficult to look like he was very angry.
"I was annoyed when I said it. Last night, I was just talking with my girlfriend. Hey, the ceiling light suddenly fell off, and it just hit my buttocks. Look, they all swollen my buttocks!"
Rooney said angrily, and wanted to open his pants to show Vardy.
Valdy waved his hands again and again, saying that he didn't look, he was scared with needles.
Besides, even if you don’t get smashed, your is swollen, OK, swollen old and tall!
"You should be thankful that if you fall a few minutes earlier, it may be your head!" Valdy felt Rooney's head with a long heart of comfort.
Rooney's face was blank, and he didn't understand what Valdy meant.
"Why did it hit my head?"
Vardy sighed, a simple child!
Although Rooney didn't understand it, the teammates next to him heard it clearly, and all laughed loudly.
"Well, Wayne should like it!"
"Yes, it tastes good!"
"You should be glad!"
"I think your tongue skills should be as good as your football skills!"
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At this time, even if Rooney was dull, he should have come to understand it, so there was another scene of Rooney chasing and killing Valdy on the training ground.
Looking at the two energetic bastards, Ferguson felt a trance in front of him, as if he had returned to the past. At that time, Class 92 was also young and young...
After many years of passing, the young onions have become veterans of the battlefield, and they are already about to retire.
Perhaps after this wave of players grows up, they can really rest.
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"Wayne, you should learn mechanical dance with me, your celebration moves are too featureless!" Enough is enough, Valdy finally got up from Rooney and quickly changed the subject.
However, Valdy did not lie. Rooney was very talented and entered the peak period when he debuted. The goal efficiency was also very good. Regardless of the problem of hair loss and private life, this celebration needs to be vomited.
Nothing new, except for a set of combined punches, otherwise it would be like flying with open arms, monotonous and boring.
Rooney's head shook like a rattle.
"No, can your cramp-like thing be called a mechanical dance?" Rooney also despised Valdina's country-style international dance.
Well, Liu Neng, who was expecting Valdy, failed, although he feels that Rooney is really like Liu Neng, and his head is bright...
"Never mind, even if you want to learn, I'm not willing to teach you, and you don't pay the tuition fee!" Vardy looked like he should "deserve your style."
However, Valdy seemed to have a sudden flash of light, "Otherwise we design a few combinations to celebrate the action?"
Rooney's eyes lit up, and he thought it was a good idea.
"Take me one, take me one!" Cristiano Ronaldo suddenly joined in, making Rooney and Vardy startled.
Valdy thought that Ronaldo was still immersed in the sorrow of losing his father, so he didn't have much communication with him these days, but looking at him now, it is estimated that he is gradually getting out of the haze!
After the training, the three people got together and started whispering together, designing those very pull-up, or very storyline combinations to celebrate the action, the brain was wide open, and soon a lot was finalized, maybe this season is enough. Now!
Of course, some designs can't be completed by the three of them. It's good to say hello to a few teammates in advance. I believe these led by Ferdinand will definitely be willing to join in the fun.
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Back home, Valdy couldn't wait to enter the system. He wanted to know what new tricks the system could make this time.
"System Tip: The system is under attack, the task module disappears, and cannot be recovered. Now the "Preset Task" module is added!"
"System Tips: Increase the Achievement System!"
"System Tip: Consider the host's popularity, open the off-site scoring ratio calculation, limited to twice a month!"
"System prompt: Cancel the debris with no clear pointing feature, all future debris will have clear directivity!"
...
A series of beeps made Valdi feel as if his ears were bombed.
Checking one by one, Valdy felt that this time the system might have another big move.
The cancellation of the mission system is a wish made by myself, so there is no way to recover after disappearing.
Vardi did not expect that the system actually added a so-called "default task" module.
As the name suggests, in fact, Valdi himself can publish tasks to himself before the game, matching rewards and penalties autonomously, rewards are issued after the task is completed, and penalties are imposed after failure.
Although it is also a task, how can the pit father task released by the system be comparable to the task designed by Valdi himself?
For example, before a game, Valdi can pre-design it. This game has to dance a thunderous dance before the opening;
Then enter the preset task module and add this task independently;
The next step is to measure rewards and penalties. For example, if Valdy wants to reward a feature point, the system feels that the reward is too high, it will not be established. Valdy sets another 0.5 feature point, and the system feels that the reward is fixed;
The task punishment is also the same. Valdy feels that he can lose one hair as a punishment after failure. The system feels too light. Valdy sets another 10 hairs. The system feels suitable and the punishment is fixed;
So ~EbookFREE.me~ a fresh task is completed!
"Preset task: A thunderous dance on the court before the start of the next game."
"Mission reward: 0.5 free feature points!"
"Failure punishment: host loses 10 hairs!"
It seems that this is no different from the task released by the system, but this is designed by Valdi himself, and it is definitely achievable by itself. It is not much harder than rewarding yourself directly. As for the punishment, take a look.
At present, this preset task is completely for Valdi, as if the player is playing the game and creating the world autonomously.
However, Valdy always feels that the system is not so kind. Although the goal of the system is to train himself to be the most amusing star, it is difficult to achieve it by himself. It is estimated that it is difficult to achieve. Valdy feels that he has grasped the original intention of the system. .
But after the pit father task system is killed, the system is so willing to give itself the whole benefit?
Valdy said he didn't believe it!