Chapter 231: Scary game
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1707 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:49
Although he was replaced, Vardy was somewhat reluctant, but he also understood Ferguson. After all, Manchester United now has so many good strikers and always puts people on the bench. It is unreasonable.
So Valdy sat down on the bench and watched the game honestly, acting like a good baby, which made Ferguson, who had been watching him with Yu Guang, very surprised.
Was Vardi turned?
At the end of the game, Manchester United won two consecutive victories in the Champions League group stage, ranking first in the standings, even if they lost two games later, there is no problem in qualifying.
At night, the nightclub parties in the Manchester United team divided into several groups to celebrate, and the Valdi group also rushed to the nightclub with interest, they all suffocated!
"Tonight I will treat guests, and no one will argue with me!" Rooney sat on the deck and said with a sword.
"Well, you are so generous!"
"Thank you, no one is arguing with you!"
"Then allow you to call two tonight!"
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A few people are very happy, although not a lot of money, but since someone invites guests, they also enjoy it.
Rooney's constipation expression on his face, he just casually said that he thought everyone would grab the guests, but whoever thought of this group of sold himself directly!
Turning his brain around, Rooney thought of a good idea, not only can save money to find a tender model, but also make the event tonight more interesting!
Suddenly stood up, Rooney clapped his hands and shouted loudly: "We are playing a little special tonight, we will not look for models, go and tease your sister!"
Sister yourself?
Everyone was stunned and turned their eyes to Rooney.
"We play a game with half the number of winners and losers. The winners can choose their own prey, and the losers must be designated by everyone, and must be completed, how?" Rooney shouted his idea loudly!
This time several people were really dumbfounded.
The meaning is simple and easy to understand.
But this game is a bit too humane!
The person who wins is easy to handle, just look at which cuties just go and shove, but what if you lose?
These are all afraid of the chaotic character of the world. If they really lose, they will definitely find themselves an ugly target.
I shudder when I think about it!
Do you still want to live?
Fortunately for others, they are all crazy characters, and for them, turning off the lights is almost the same.
But Valdy was different. His face was green.
Despite wearing Valdy's skin, he was still a thorough Huaxia in his bones, even after two years in the UK.
His own aesthetic is biased towards the East. In his opinion, at least 70% of European and American women can be described as ugly. What he can see is at least partial to the beauty of Oriental women, otherwise it is the mainstream face of the world!
So he will feel hopeless now!
Even if these animals don't have to find an ugly girl for themselves, they are ordinary-looking women. When they arrive at Valdi, they become ugly girls!
Such a dark night!
But he was stuck on the head, and Valdy had to stick his teeth, and tears when he thought about it!
Several animals applauded loudly, all of whom found this game interesting, and gave Rooney a thumbs up!
Only Valdy, the expression that looked at Rooney was full of grudges, as if dissatisfied.
After adjusting his mentality, Valdi told himself that he might not lose, and after winning, he would definitely find an aunt-level beauty for the few jerks who lost.
Hey, it seems that Rooney is in the middle of her arms!
It seems that he likes this tone!
At this moment, Valdy knelt for the scheming fat!
The pre-game is very simple, one person with a large bottle of coke, win after drinking first, then lose after drinking.
All of a sudden, Valdy became cheerful, and he liked the game.
In his previous life, he likes to drink cola the most, even to the point of addiction, no cola, no joy,
Although it is 1.5 liters, in his opinion, it is just like drinking tea, and the grunt will go down.
With confidence, he picked up the Coke bucket, and Valdy and several others were already eager to try it.
"Start!"
Picking up the coke bucket and murmuring to his mouth, Valdy really made even the milk!
At the beginning, it was very cool, it was this biu times cool!
But after a few grunts, Valdy felt a sigh of breath rising from his stomach, and couldn't drink anymore!
After stopping to take a look, a barrel of cola was almost 1/3 filled.
Can't help but hiccup, Valdy still has a sense of accomplishment, he feels that he is definitely the leading one now!
But when he looked at the other animals, he was dumbfounded again.
Ferdinand has gone down for more than half, Ronaldo is also close to half, Alan Smith is almost the same as Ronaldo, and almost half;
One of six people, three of them are much faster than yourself. Even if you don’t need to watch the remaining two people, Valdy can’t win!
Hurriedly picked up the coke bucket and slammed it, and Valdy also escaped, observing the other three while pouring.
But the more you look, the more desperate you are. The coke that these animals drink is just like a fake. They don't produce gas at all.
The more I drank, the more anxious I could not hold back, and Valdy spewed out directly, completely failed!
He wanted to find a place where no one would cry for a while. No one should persuade him!
You can lose what you are best at. Are the animals still human?
Soon, the outcome was divided, and Ferdinand's leading trio filled a large barrel of cola, although hiccups kept going, and their expressions, apparently thought it would be a pleasant night tonight.
Rooney didn't drink much at all. After seeing Ferdinand's posture of the three of them, he knew he had lost.
Fletcher is about the same as Valdy, both of them are pouring a bucket, but they still lost terribly.
Ferdinand cheered them up, the game won, they can go to talk to their favorite girls, and they can also specify the best for Vardi, think about it orgasm.
As for the three of Valdy, they all have a hard face, and they have encountered the most terrible things in the world.
"Let's go, let's go shopping and see what they're looking for!" Ferdinand stood up and said to Vardi proudly: "If you ask me now, I might consider letting you go, give You just need to find an ordinary ugly girl, otherwise, you have to believe me, tonight will make you unforgettable for life!"
Fletcher wanted to kneel Ferdinand, no way, he was really afraid that this guy would find him a strange woman like the bell ringer of Notre Dame in Paris, he would commit suicide!
Although Valdy felt depressed, he didn't care much. Unless Ferdinand agreed to let him find it, otherwise, in his view, ugliness and ugliness are just the difference in degree, and they are actually the same damage.
Soon, the three Ferdinands returned, the kind of excitement, obviously telling everyone that they had found a suitable target.
"Darren, have you seen the fat woman at the bar, she will be yours tonight!" Ferdinand said to Fletcher with a strange expression.
Looking down at Ferdinand's fingers, even Vardi took a breath.
Although European and American women get fat easily when they get older due to food structure problems, it is rare to be fat like her. It must be close to 300 pounds!
Fletcher cried aloud, and he wished to hold Ferdinand's thigh for mercy.
Alan Smith looked for Rooney to be an aunt close to 50 years old, older than Rooney's mother.
But what is surprising is that Rooney did not collapse at all. On the contrary, there was a little anticipation in his eyes, which surprised everyone.
Well, there are always people with heavy tastes, everyone is defeated by Rooney's special addiction!
Valdy looked at Ronaldo, not knowing what the problem would be for him.
"Jamie, don't say I don't take care of you. I didn't find you a fat girl or an old lady. Although she was a little ugly, she was at least a normal person!"
Ronaldo grinned badly, reaching for the target he had found for Valdi.
This time, let alone Valdy, even a few other people were about to vomit at that moment.
Tai Nima is ugly!
Looking at the back is very tempting, with a good figure, and long shawl hair is also very attractive.
But this typical back-slayer killer, turning his head will make people desperate and doubt the world!
The foundation on the face is thicker than the bottom of the wine bottle. The white color looks abnormal, plus the bright red lip line, a proper female ghost!
There is a black mole on the left cheek larger than the dial of the watch, and the nose is scary. If the woman is in the inaccessible place at night, it can definitely scare people.
Excuse me, did you come to the nightclub after removing the horror movie without removing makeup?
I want to seduce my sister, not for welfare!
Valdi looked at Ronaldo pitifully, hoping he could change his goal for himself. Everyone is so hard, there is no need to kill him like this!
But even if Ronaldo was soft-hearted, several other animals did not agree with him. Obviously Ronaldo's goal for Valdi was very satisfactory to them.
"Go, you must be happy tonight!"
"Well, I hope your heart is still good!"
"Give your love, you know, for her, this is social welfare!"
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Sad Fletcher and Excited Rooney have already started towards the goal~ EbookFREE.me~ Only Valdy, still wandering here, he really wants to be killed here!
I don't want it!
Seeing Vardy play bad, Ferdinand and Alan Smith glanced at each other, driving Valdy to the ugly woman who made Vardy doubt his life.
"Beauty, hello, my friend wants to have a chat with you!" Quickly threw a sentence, Ferdinand and Alan Smith forced to vomit, and ran away quickly, leaving Valdy struggling in place, the whole The world has abandoned him!
"Oh handsome, how are you!"
The woman came in amusement, moved a bit, and sat on the side of the deck, exhaling on the ground, Valdy who was desperate for the whole world.
"Hero, please give me a happy heart!"
Vardy burst into tears, let me die!