Chapter 264: Pull out the hair band inside the crotch

Valdy and Kesti hugged, but the Gunners fans were less friendly and booed.
Even the referee was not accustomed to the act of spreading dog food everywhere, such as Valdi and Kesti, and came over to ask Valdi to return to the court to continue the game.
"I'm waiting for your call!" Kesti whispered in Valdy's ear.
Vardi nodded with a smile, waved his hand, said goodbye to the goddess, and returned to the field again.
The teammates were all shocked to Valdi, and they never thought that this teasingly won the national goddess Kesti.
"How did you get together with my goddess?"
"Hurry up, or I will kill you!"
"My goddess, I must fight you today!"
The reactions of the teammates are all excited, just like Valdy greened them. For the beauty, who has no good fantasy!
And in the end Rooney's words almost made Valdi collapse!
"Can I exchange female partners with you?"
Vardi raised his to Rooney without hesitation-your uncle!
However, Valdy would not tell a few animals. It was the ugly woman they assigned to Valdy that time when they played the horrible game. Otherwise, these animals would be ashamed to hang themselves.
At this time, Arsenal's players watched Valdy blaze, which made the goal awesome, and they were with the public goddess, which made them feel so sorry.
Who doesn’t want to make a good impression in front of the goddess, it’s not easy for the goddess to watch the ball on the spot, even if it’s to watch Valdy, there is no digging the wall, only a bad hoe, maybe the goddess looks good, right I might be interested in it!
But Valdy, the bastard, actually scored like this, just flirting with the goddess on their corpses!
It's strange that they don't catch fire!
Perhaps the Premier League star is very attractive to the outer female tender model, and there will be a large number of women swarming on the little finger, which will make you very comfortable.
So there is no shortage of Premier League stars!
But women always have to say that the quality is not. A hundred wind and dust girls are not as exciting as a goddess. Any normal man will definitely know how to choose between the two.
There is no doubt that Christie is their goddess beyond their reach, but now, the goddess is in the arms of others.
It would be strange if they could give Valdy a good face at this time!
However, Valdy doesn't care about other people's views. Anyway, he is already recognized as a big tease. Is there anything more unacceptable than this?
After the game restarted, Arsenal launched a offensive against Manchester United.
In Valdy's view, the gunmen may not only be behind the score, but also because the goddess gave her arms
Why did Vardy think so?
the reason is simple!
In just a few minutes, even if he was in a defensive posture, Valdi was still hit by the gunman player intentionally or unintentionally several times. Even Fabregas, who was just like Lin Daiyu, seemed to snipe Snickers in the advertisement. The same, actually beat myself several times!
If you change to someone else, Valdy may have no opinion. After all, everyone is the main one, can you not let others vent?
But if Fabregas, Valdi is not happy!
You have such a serious oedipus complex, you don’t want to talk to your aunt, why do you have any thoughts about Kesti?
Uh, Valdi suddenly froze, as if he was a little wrong with Fabregas.
Kesti is 26 years old today. Although she is still in the golden age of a woman, for Fabregas, who is just 18 years old, she is also a big sister. It seems not surprising.
However, Arsenal's fierce attack made Manchester United quite unbearable. After the goal, it was inevitable that it was a little loose and almost failed to withstand.
When Arsenal forget to throw off their gorgeous bodies, the attack power they can exert is simply unimaginable.
In the 31st minute of the first half, Fabregas fired a shot after Fletcher's defense at the front of the penalty area. The ball rubbed the left column and flew out of the bottom line;
In the 33rd minute, the gunman made a comeback. Yongberg’s cross was released by Ferdinand. Gilberto Silva grabbed the second landing point and directly hit a volley, but this sudden shot was resolved by van der Sar. ;
In the 34th minute, Henry continued to break through the defense on the left and made an in-foot shot, but the rotation arc was not in position and hit the right post and flew out;
Arsenal's offensive made Manchester United embarrassed. The three midfielders were exhausted, but it was still difficult to improve the passive situation.
Even Valdi got a yellow card because of the defensive action, and one can imagine how terrible the scene was.
An Arsenal with full firepower, no one dares to say that it can be completely prevented, even if it is the steel defense line of Chelsea, it may not be able to do so.
Finally, Manchester United lost the ball.
In the last half of the first half, Xiao Fa came forward and broke the goal of Van der Sar with a long shot.
After the goal was scored, the referee quickly whistled and ended the first half of the game. The two teams returned to the locker room with a 1:1 score.
This goal hit the morale of Manchester United, and lost the ball in stoppage time. Luck was too bad.
But this goal also ignited Manchester United's fighting will.
Why should we be beaten by you!
Who is stronger than anyone?
Even if this is Highbury, you want to win, we have to make you pay the most painful price!
Watching the players' heads fire, Ferguson knew that he didn't need to turn on the hair dryer anymore.
Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Manchester United, in spite of the little feeling in the first half, launched an offensive towards Arsenal, almost hitting Arsenal by surprise.
Wenger did not expect that Manchester United would dare to attack. To know that in the first half, Manchester United even had a handful of counterattacks. Isn't they afraid that the back line will be exploded.
But it was precisely because of this idea that Arsenal were beaten up and Manchester United almost took the lead.
Ferguson had to start mobilizing troops. Although the players on the field were able to fight, but this midfield configuration did not have any creativity, it is difficult to form a continuous suppression of offense.
So the grandfather waved his hand, and Giggs and Scholes played at the same time, replacing Fletcher and Park Ji-sung, ready to desperately.
The effect of substitutions was immediate, and Manchester United's midfield control suddenly rose to a new level, and Arsenal, who had gradually stabilized their position, played a counterattack.
This intense and exciting game is what fans want to watch most.
Vardi wanted to habitually withdraw from the periphery of the penalty area during the offensive of the position, and no matter how bad the side was. After all, the penalty area was not the area of ​​activity he was good at.
But I suddenly remembered that I still have an iron hair band.
This is not an ordinary decorative hair band, this thing can make yourself into a big iron head, no one can stop it.
Isn't this the best time to use the hair band!
However, the question is also obvious. How did you take out the hair band under the large public?
Could it be that he went directly to the locker room just like last time?
That's pure death!
After clenching his teeth and stomping his feet, Valdy put his hand directly into the and pretended to pull out the hair band from inside, but actually took it out of the system, just to hide his eyes and ears.
When Valdy carried a rope-like thing under his crotch, all the fans who saw the scene were shocked and stunned.
Nima, actually pulled something out of the crotch?
This amusement is really going further and further on the amusement road!
Can anyone stop this amusement?
And what do you do with the rope?
Isn't the offense going smoothly, you have to tie up the Gunners players?
Arsenal players saw this scene and immediately wanted to hide away from Valdy, which made it possible to do anything on the court.
If he really tied himself up, Valdy was not sent off and said that he was not ashamed enough!
Similarly, Manchester United players were dumbfounded.
Why don't you panic?
But when everyone speculated about the rope-like object of Valdi, Valdi put him on his head in the eyes of everyone's surprise!
God, it turned out to be a hair band!
Everyone's already crying and laughing~EbookFREE.me~This product actually hides a hair band in the crotch!
The referee didn’t know what to say at this time. Obviously, the hair band is within the scope of the rules, and there is no requirement that the belt should not be pulled from the crotch.
Well, it’s not that you just want to play with the bundling, the referee is really afraid that Valdy suddenly pulls the wind to make things happen.
After putting on the hair band, Valdy looked at Arsenal generals with a bad intention.
Are you ready to meet my iron head?
Shake under Uncle Ben's violent head!
At this time, the fans in front of the TV are already about to blossom, and clearly in the game, but Valdy suddenly came out and poisoned, it was really unexpected!
"Greater my brother, actually hidden in the crotch, is that comfortable?"
"You can hide the hair band today, and you can hide the gun tomorrow. I seem to have seen such a picture. Valdi was still playing hard one second before, and the gun was pulled out from his crotch the next second, and then he was disobedient. The opponent, of course, may have been killed by the referee!"
"Drug/drug syndicates should learn from Valdy. This is a great way!"
"This is a scented hair band, and I think no one will want to be within three meters of Valdi in a while!"
"I don't even care for the wall, just serve Valdy as a teaser!"
In fact, Valdi's previous life really saw someone do this.
Although he can’t remember which season it was, or who he was, he remembered clearly that a teaser actually pulled out a Christmas hat from his crotch after scoring a goal, then put it on his head to celebrate the goal, Because it was Christmas at that time!
Compared with hiding a Christmas hat in the crotch, hiding a hair band is obviously too pediatric, so in the face of everyone who is about to laugh crazy, Valdy said he was very calm!