Chapter 268: Transfer rumors
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1785 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:52:57
Since Valdy's teasing began to become popular in the world of football, many followers imitated his style and displayed magic on the court. Although not as successful as the originator and master of Valdy, he can also harvest a group of loyal fans.
They suddenly found that in this way, they can quickly absorb powder to increase their influence, even if the ball is not played well, they can also get a good price.
But obviously their brains are not as good as Valdi, most of the teasing methods used by Valdi.
It was amazing and happy to watch it once, and I could smile after watching two games.
As in the last game, Valdy pulled out the belt from his crotch and put it on his head, very funny.
The imitators swarmed in, digging out from the crotch.
Belts, wristbands, flags, hats...not all but one.
Even more powerful, there was actually a burger hidden inside. There was a game here, and no one took him out to eat the burger. That was a thunder.
Does your burger taste strange?
Of course, if you can hide a sausage, it’s a good thing for you. I’m afraid you will pull it wrong when you pull it out...
In view of this intensifying situation, the national football associations can’t wait to formulate new regulations immediately, and it is not allowed to hide things in the crotch and bring them into the venue.
However, this rule is obviously not easy to enforce. Can the referee censor one by one before the game starts?
This time, Valdy played a wax figure in the Madame Tussauds. After a great response, the players of several London teams have followed the example without creativity. For a time, the wax museum is about to become a professional player. Gathering place...
The hanged player here may be a Fulham player, the pirate captain may be a Charlton player, and this one who plays himself is a West Ham player. Tragically, this guy is too famous, but actually not People know him...
But at this time, Valdi was being questioned by reporters about his relationship with Kristi, and he was stunned.
Although Valdy didn't care about the exposure of anyone's relationship, he was always troubled by being so entangled.
As the goddess of the people, Christie has countless fans. At least more than half of the men in England dream of being able to date Christie one day, from 8o to 8 years old, covering all ages.
And the goddess who is holy and inviolable in their hearts has actually fallen into a tease with Valdi. Who dares to believe this fact?
According to the statistics of the police department, the number of suicide cases in the British region soared 5oo% this week. Except for two girls who committed suicide due to severe depression, all were adult men.
The government department is very surprised. Obviously there is a problem. If you can't find out the problem and then solve the problem, then England will commit suicide everywhere.
Can discuss to discuss, no one can persuade everyone to answer.
In the end, it was a man’s suicide note that solved everyone’s doubts.
"My goddess is no longer a goddess, she is close to teasing, so what's the point of me living in this world?"
Everyone looked at each other, looking at this answer speechless.
Valdy's amusement is too powerful, right?
Uh, or that Kesti is too attractive. She and Vardy just had a scandal, and a large number of men committed suicide. This is ridiculous.
I always hear that women are more emotional and more irrational in love.
However, it has now proved that men who may be injured are more vulnerable.
When Beckham and Victoria tied their knots, did they hear that some girls committed suicide, right?
Now, this problem is a little bit tricky. The government can't change the constitution to prevent Vardy and Christie from showing affection?
In the end, there was no way but to send someone to vaguely ask for Valdy. In the future, Xiu Ai needs to be cautious and not to spread dog food.
Vardy was also very helpless. He could not bear this pot. The suicide rate in England rose and affected the international image. With such a big hat on his head, Vardy's small head could not withstand it.
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Just when Vardy could make headlines by just putting a fart, the teams in the winter transfer market continued to move. Although it was not big, it would eventually affect the game in the second half of the season.
When the Glazers joined Manchester United in the summer, the team had no action in the transfer market, which caused strong dissatisfaction among Manchester United fans.
Perhaps it is because Manchester United is doing well now, and has seen the hope of winning the double-line championship, or simply to appease the emotional fans, and then expand the influence of the Glazer family in the hearts of fans, the stinging Jews have finally started to spend money.
7oo pound brought strong central defender Vidic from Sparta Moscow, 5oo pound brought Monaco back to French full-back Evra, the two transactions combined, already more than Manchester United's investment in the transfer market in the summer too much.
It may seem that the two transfers are not high in amount, and the players are not very famous, but Vardy is very clear that these two players are absolutely excellent instant combat power, and it is also an important puzzle for Manchester United to later recover strongly to win the Champions League.
Manchester United's striker line is envied and coveted by all the giants. In this position, Manchester United does not need to reinforce.
In the midfield, because Keane left the team, the team has not been able to replace a powerful task, this is not a small hidden danger.
However, this is obviously not a momentary solution. Such a top midfielder with both offense and defense is the most scarce resource in the world of football. Not to mention that Manchester United can’t get the money, even if they are waving the pound all over the world, they may Can't buy it, such a player is definitely the treasure of each team.
Well, the only thing Manchester United needs and can reinforce now is the uneasy back line.
Whether it is O'Shea, Brown, or Silvester, partner Ferdinand is not the best choice. The frizz and low-level mistakes, even if they do not endlessly emerge, are absolutely not reassuring. This is a very big hidden danger.
The arrival of Vidic can solve this problem very well. He has a strong body, a tall body, accurate card positions, and an excellent sense of grabbing points. Such an excellent central defender only needs a transfer fee of £7oo. Manchester United really takes up Big cheap.
In the left back position, Manchester United has been guest by O'Shea most of the time. Although the defense is good, but the assist ability is limited, and can not form a good cooperation with Giggs or Valdy, if facing a defensive team, it is likely The situation that arises is the lack of this leg to walk.
Although Evra is low-key, but has good offense and defense, even if Ashley Cole has firmly occupied the name of the British first left back, but in Valdy's view, Evra's performance will never be inferior to he.
These two recruitments are definitely worth it. Now, Manchester United can finally face any giant in the lineup!
There are also a few players who left the team, but these players are all the first-line edge players. At most, they follow the training. Valdi and they have little friendship, so they are not sad.
Professional football is all about splitting and combining, and this is nothing to be fussed about.
But what Valdy didn't think of was that he himself was deeply caught in the transfer rumors, making a lot of noise.
As the current British shooter list, Vardy has already been regarded as the most terrifying killer by various teams. Take a cold shot and give you a look. You don’t know how you died!
And how can such a young and talented class shooter not let the giants salivate?
As long as Valdy is taken away, then the team need not worry about the lack of frontline availability for at least ten years, and they may be the first person in the world to buy football.
As long as we continue to progress according to the current progress, who dares to say that Valdy cannot become the first person in world football?
As a result, the teams began to attack Vardy.
The most eager for Valdy is undoubtedly Liverpool coach Bei Bei. Although the Liverpool lineup is a bit worse than the top giants, but thanks to Bei Beitu's tactics, this is not too much of a problem, and now the biggest troubled Red Army The problem is weakness.
Neither Baros nor Cisse are top strikers, and their goal scoring efficiency is not close enough. As for Crouch and Pogler, they don’t even need to mention it. In front of Valdy, they have no ability except the height. Shot.
With such a sparse front line, Benister can lead the Red Army forward, so if Valdy arrives, the Red Army will not go to heaven!
Thinking about how Vardi put on a Liverpool jersey to kill the Quartet, Benitez seemed to have a climax.
Even if Manchester United and Liverpool haven't exchanged players for decades, Benitez convinced the management, hoping they could buy Valdy to increase their strength.
Liverpool executives scratched their heads. Pei Tuo just led the team to the long-distance Champions League championship, and finally asked for some requirements, which should naturally be met.
Fortunately, Manchester United was acquired by the American capital Jews, depending on the money, if the money is in place, it seems really impossible.
As a result, the historic tentative offer from Liverpool to Manchester United, this may be the first time in nearly half a century, Valdy can be recorded in history.
Waiting for Manchester United to respond here, Liverpool has already begun a vigorous campaign to prepare for the joining of Valdy.
Benister: I admire Vardy very much. I'm sure he is the player Liverpool needs~EbookFREE.me~ If he can join Liverpool, he will definitely be able to achieve the most brilliant results with us.
Gerrard: If you ask me which forward I like best, then besides Ronaldo, I would say Valdy. He has absolute power and explosive power, and unparalleled shooting skills. It is definitely very interesting to be able to cooperate with such a shooter.
Alonso: Liverpool is only one striker from Vardy as a striker. Yes, I like him very much. I can’t wait to play with him!
Dudek: If Valdy can come to Liverpool, I will definitely raise my hands and welcome, because the feeling of being scored by Valdy in the game is too bad!
Carragher: ...
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