Chapter 285: Running too fast, the heels are not up
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1824 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:03
Manchester United finally defeated Portsmouth away and walked out of the haze of defeat. Valdy's goal opened the door to victory for Manchester United, and the subsequent goals were actually only icing on the cake.
But this is obviously not the focus of everyone's attention in this game, and Valdi eats grass to make people laugh.
You can't expect him to play a serious game with amusement as his lifelong pursuit. Even if he wants to do so, his fate will not agree.
As it is now, don’t you think that Valdi eats grass on purpose?
Obviously not!
The ground gliding practice was not in place, not as chic as the golden bomber Klinsmann, and the result was a bite of grass.
Changing from a carnivore to a herbivore may be a matter of a second.
And this is not over yet. Unlucky Valdi's lips swelled like sausage after eating grass. Is this to open up the rhythm of himself?
What's more interesting is that the media has received news from the hospital that it wasn't Valdy's lips on the ground that caused congestion and puffiness, but turf allergy
Well, I have heard of seafood allergies, pollen allergies, and some allergies of certain drugs, such as penicillin, but I have never heard of turf allergies.
What the is this?
Like Valdi, the vast majority of people are dumbfounded when they hear the word!
Are you sure this is not because the doctor did not find the real illness and made it up?
How does it sound like nonsense!
Well, everyone has to admit that Valdy is so unusual, even a sick person is different from us, this is not learnable!
At this time, Vardi was lying on the hospital bed and receiving the condolences from his teammates, feeling that he wanted to die!
Where is this so-called condolences!
Some people take a photo with Valdi while holding the camera. Of course, the focus is on Valdy's sausage-like lips;
Some people gave the mirror to Valdy as a gift, so that he could always see his sausage mouth;
Ronaldo is the most annoying bastard, with makeup deliberately making his lips swollen and swollen.
Have you ever considered my feelings?
I'm so sad!
Vardy was crying, crying so sad, so sad, if his lips were not so swollen that he could not open his mouth, he would be able to cry out loud
After driving away the gang of animals, Valdy finally quieted down and spent his first night in the hospital.
The night is very painful, it is not that the bed cannot be changed to sleep, nor the lips are swollen.
Big brother next door, can you whisper?
This is a hospital, not a Nima hotel!
From the middle of the night, the next door was like a world war, tossing around and making Valdy almost nervous!
With a high-pitched cry, the war did not know which side ended in surrender, Valdy took a breath and felt that he could finally get a good night's sleep!
But Valdy obviously thought too well, and then there was a flurry of chickens and dogs, people coming and going, fluttering for a long time, Valdy didn't even know how he fell asleep!
Waking up the next day, Valdy wore a pair of dark circles, as if he had been dyed as a panda.
Nima, never be hospitalized again!
This is the most real emotion of Valdi now.
"I really admire him. He has a broken leg, but he hasn't forgotten to do that yet. No, the movements are too big, the fractured area is fixed in vain, and I was sent to the operating room in an emergency yesterday evening!"
"But he is really long lasting. I listened to it for more than two hours last night, and it wetted me so much that I almost solved it myself!"
"Yeah, it's really fierce. The inflatable dolls have been stabbed by him!"
The two nurses murmured softly as they changed the dressing for Vardi.
Valdi was shocked to the next brother by heaven, you are the biggest amusement!
If you don't die, you won't die!
If you have a broken leg, you dare toss about it. How hungry are you?
Thank goodness, fortunately there are inflatable dolls, otherwise this product is definitely a social instability factor.
Fortunately, the dude was honest the next night. Of course, there might be a baby leak, he was useless, anyway, Valdy spent a peaceful night.
Although the lips were still a little swollen, it was fine, so the doctor agreed that Vardy was discharged home.
Christie was very intimate to pick up Vardi's discharge, which made Vardi very touched.
The goddess has her own work, but she can put down her work to pick herself up, how happy she is.
"My dear, you look so now!" Christina tweeted with Valdy's lips.
In a word, Vardi’s passion was ignited. He drove to an unmanned place and kissed Gisti directly in the car. The clothes on the two quickly diminished, and soon they were naked.
"Mom, look at that. The car is like an earthquake! Should we call the police?"
Vardy didn't know how he felt about Kesti, and he might not have love, but the two were very happy together and had a tacit understanding. This kind of feeling can't be found in others, including Anne.
Thinking of this, Valdy suddenly felt that he might not like Anne so much.
Time can solve all the problems. Maybe I used to live to death. It would be the same without Annie. But now it seems that without herself, Anne and Grace are still very happy, and they seem to be gradually getting out of the haze.
Perhaps when one day he and Annie could smile at each other without any throbbing, the feeling would really disappear.
After spending a pleasant few days with Kesti, Valdi returned to the team to report. Of course, his lips must have been all right.
Then the welcome ceremony of the teammates was that everyone pouted, as if countless dachshunds were facing him, and Valdi exploded in an instant!
After laughing, the team officially started preparing for the Champions League knockout.
The opponents in the round of 16 knockouts are the Glasgow Rangers. The theoretically weakest opponent in the top 16, even Manchester United themselves think they are guaranteed to enter the quarterfinals.
Even if Manchester United is not the pinnacle team, who would believe that the Glasgow Rangers can eliminate Manchester United?
Perhaps the only way to pray for a miracle is for the Glasgow Rangers to lose so much.
The implication is that even if a miracle occurs, Manchester United can still win
Manchester United, who appeared in the top of the group, also has an advantage in the schedule. They will come first and then the home. Even if there is an accident on the road, they can safely advance to the home.
When the team came to Scotland, Vardy felt a dignified atmosphere of war.
Perhaps Manchester United did not put their opponents in their eyes, but their opponents did not concede the idea of losing, and the hatred between England and Scotland will also show up in this game.
Of course, the old man, as a Scot, still received applause from the Scottish fans at home. Ferguson has become a golden sign in Scotland. He should be respected as a national treasure.
But when it comes to the players, there is no such good treatment. The harsh boos seem to be able to pierce the eardrum at any time.
No one will think they will lose before the game starts, even if there is a gap in strength between the two sides, but who is right in the end!
The Rangers fans have this idea, so they will use this way to help the team. If they can create a little obstacle for Manchester United, their purpose will be achieved.
After the game started, the Rangers players directly showed their fearless courage, and made a lifeless charge towards Manchester United. Perhaps they are trying to grab the start. If they can get lucky, then the game will not be suspicious.
It has to be said that the Rangers' three-axe is quite deterrent. It is more English-styled than England. It has a strong impact. Two high-center strikers took turns heading and bombarded Van der Sar.
A central defender like Ferdinand can't take advantage of the confrontation with the opponent's center. One can imagine how powerful the opponent's play is.
However, if a high-altitude bombing can make Manchester United surrender, then Manchester United is not worthy to represent the British beyond the Champions League.
Familiar with the opponent's play, the opponent's threat began to plummet, and Manchester United began to show his fangs after gradually stabilizing.
In the midfield, Vardi suddenly slammed the ball under the opponent's foot with a brutal rush, and then slammed the ball forward. With a sharp start, the impact completely exploded, and it was almost like no one else.
Vardy climaxed everyone in a single sprint, and the exclamation, boos, cheers, and interweaves formed a sky-high momentum.
Can't help shouting-who can stop me?
No one answered, because no one could catch up with him!
But when everyone thought that Valdy would break the opponent's goal in the way he was best at, a sudden accident happened.
The shoelace of Valdi’s left foot did not know when it was opened. Although he did not entangle and tripped Valdi during the high-speed sprint, the shoelace was loosened because of the excessive force under the foot. After one step, the shoe flew out
Feeling that the shoes under his feet were leaving him, Vardy was awed.
I'm going, I'm so grown up and haven't been abandoned by anyone, you actually took my first time!
Do my feet smell so big that I can't even stand my shoes?
Stop it, you can't sprint anymore, one foot has shoes, one foot has no shoes, one high and one low, it is easy to hurt yourself!
As a result, Manchester United's excellent counterattack opportunity came to an abrupt end.
Ferguson held his head in an expression of infinite regret, unable to accept this scene at all.
The Manchester United players also widened their eyes and were speechless, what a hell!
The Rangers players were celebrating each other. They almost missed the ball just now. It feels so good for the rest of their lives!
Valdy picked up his shoes ~ EbookFREE.me ~ smiled awkwardly at his teammates, saying that he was innocent.
He is indeed innocent, who can think of his shoes flying while running!
This feeling is like a plane flying in the sky, and suddenly a propeller fell off
"I can only kneel for Valdy. He runs so fast that his shoes can't keep up!"
"Really, since I watched Valdy's game, I know what a turning point is. Every time the normal result appears, it can be drawn in an instant, and then a picture that is unimaginable!"
"How much money did Adidas give Vardi? Actually so dedicated to advertising, you see, how many shots did Valdi give when choosing shoes!"
"Chengye shoelaces, defeat shoelaces, Valdy always uses shoelaces to bind others. Today, the shoelaces finally uncovered the uprising. So, people, it is better to be honest!
Fans in front of the TV are almost happy because of the scene where Valdi lost his shoes!