Chapter 287: I hit you with shoes
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1792 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:05
When the news of Yihuo Park's turf was fermented by sheep chewing light, everyone's first reaction was not to believe it.
So many sheep, saying that jailbreak will escape?
Yihuo Park Stadium says you can go in?
In such a long process, if anyone finds out, it is possible to avoid disaster.
But what happened in the end?
It's incredible!
When I think of Valdy and Blackburn's confrontation, one of the key points is the turf of Yihuo Park. There will be no causal connection here?
Valdy's amusement really can't cause it!
Blackburn had just accused Valdy of sabotaging the turf, and 3,000 sheep came to deliberately destroy the turf, directly exploding Blackburn at home.
To use a fantasy, it means that Valdi has the summoner attribute, can control the flock, and help him do things!
Of course, from a materialist perspective, that can only be explained by coincidence.
Well, a person who loves to laugh will not have bad luck, especially if he always makes people laugh, and he will not have bad luck.
So the final conclusion is, don’t take Valdy as an enemy, because his luck is so good that you can’t stop it, and in the end you can only be unlucky.
In the end, Blackburn spent millions re-laying the turf, and the last two home games could only be postponed, making them scorched.
I believe that at this time, the Blackburn seniors are crying without tears. If they knew it, they would not provoke Valdy.
The second round of the UEFA Champions League round of 16 began again. Manchester United, who beat away their opponents at home, returned to the home, and naturally there will be no accidents. All they need to do is to play 90 minutes and then advance, it is so simple!
Even if the schedule is not particularly dense, Ferguson still chooses a big rotation, only a few main players with excellent physical fitness can be started, and the rest of the field are all bench players, even the marginalized Fanny got the chance to play.
Well, the opponent is very sad, even if Manchester United's backup lineup is essentially weaker than them.
Although the Rangers scored a goal in the first half, the huge gap still made them see no hope.
In the second half, Manchester United's personnel adjustments in 70 minutes directly killed the game.
Valdy came out, with a shining aura, accompanied by the cry of the audience, glorious debut!
"Enter one!"
"Enter one!"
"Enter one!"
All Manchester United fans are chanting for Valdi to enter one.
Although Manchester United have determined to advance, but losing at home is not so glorious, they don't want the Rangers to leave with victory.
Vardy waved his hand at the stands to indicate that he had received it.
And he did not disappoint the fans. After hitting the ball for the first time, he created a fierce killing opportunity.
The opponent was attacking, Valdy was running and intercepting around the midfield without hesitation, and finally seized an opportunity for the opponent to stop the ball mistake, throwing out the barbaric collision, arching the opponent to the side, he took the ball and went away, killing the wanderer Halftime.
There are three defensive players left in front, and the teammates behind him haven't had time to keep up, and Valdy can only choose to go it alone.
The high-speed sprint made a deduction, and the rapid change of the center of gravity made the opponent's two defensive players who intended to be caught suffocated. With the addition of Lingbo's microsteps, Valdi's footsteps seemed like a dream, and the two defensive players were desperate Tossed away.
However, Lingbo's micro-step does not satisfy Vardy in terms of continuity. After passing two defenders, the last defender has been blocked on the way of Valdy's progress. The probability of the two controlling the ball is almost half and half. .
No way, right!
Don't be afraid of pain, whoever is afraid will lose!
With a spirit of reverence, Valdi was able to reach the ball, and his opponents were equally contentious, and the two confronted like a comet hitting the earth.
The final result is actually very easy to predict. Valdy has a halo of amusement and is lucky.
Of course, the most reasonable explanation is that Valdy is the protagonist
After a fierce collision, the ball was in a favorable position for Valdi. Vardi pokes his foot and starts at high speed, killing the goal of the Rangers.
At that moment, Valdi accidentally stepped on his opponent's shoes when he stepped on the ground.
Vardy didn't pay attention to these small details. After facing the goalkeeper with a single pole, he scored the goal and started celebrating the goal at Old Trafford.
The Manchester United fans in the stands are about to explode, and Valdi did not disappoint them, and there were goals to give them gifts. Such a player, they really loved it!
But at this moment, the Rangers defender who lost to Valdy in the duel was a little angry, and picked up his shoes from the ground and flew towards Valdi!
At that moment, it seemed that the whole world was still!
The other party said he didn’t want to talk to you and threw a shoe at you
I'm killing you so much!
Vardi didn't expect anyone here to commit murder against himself, and he didn't respond at all.
However, the shoes did not hit Valdi, but Rooney was rushed to celebrate midway.
Wayne Rooney was a little bit stunned. This is Old Trafford. It is impossible for fans to throw things from the stands and smash themselves. How could they be attacked?
Is it a terrorist attack?
Looking at the solitary sneaker on the ground as if smoking a green poisonous smoke, Rooney felt that every cell on and off his body was filled with anger.
Did I wear a cuckold or tear down your house? Did you hit me with shoes?
Instantly switching from a football player status to a boxer status, Rooney had to rush over and teach his opponents fiercely.
Seeing that the situation is not good, the Manchester United players hugged Rooney, and finally let Rooney not commit the murder.
At this time, the referee hurried over to appease Rooney and turned to give the Rangers guard a red card without hesitation!
You give me OUT!
I have never seen a trapeze on the court. You are an eye-opener today!
Get out of here quickly!
The Ranger defender's expression is gloomy, he is still explaining to the referee: "I'm not about to smash people, I just want to exchange shoes with Valdi, because his goal is so beautiful!"
This reason is really fresh and refined, making the referee crazy!
Exchange sneakers?
Would you like to exchange the pants inside?
stupid gay!
Vardy was also helpless. In this magical green field, what kind of wonderful characters are there.
Not to mention anything else, the game is still going on, you told me to exchange shoes?
And who is better, you exchange shoes!
Who knows if you have athlete's foot!
Don't disgust me, okay!
The most important thing is, who believes that you are not going to smash people, who is an idiot!
In the end, the wanderer's defender walked down the court unhappily. Just now he lost his anger and made an impulsive behavior. Now the retribution is finally here!
The penalty for this game is not counted, he will definitely receive additional penalty from UEFA, after all, hitting people with shoes, this behavior is too bad.
Just walked to the side, crackling, accompanied by the sound of roaring sounds, countless shoes on the stand smashed him, just like a meteor shower, so dense that he could not hide.
Let you hit Valdi and Rooney with your shoes, now we will kill you!
In just a few seconds, countless shoes of various types and flavors poured down from the stands and smashed him into a full bag.
Tai Nima is terrible!
According to incomplete statistics, at least hundreds of fans came out of Old Trafford stadium without shoes after the game
The fans who watched the live broadcast watched another annual drama, which was so exciting that it was close to watching the championship.
They have long been accustomed to having Valdy's game and have unexpected appearances. The first time was surprised, the second time was surprised, and the third time expressed concern. But now, it is already very indifferent!
"This guy's shuriken is quite accurate, but the lethality is not good, and it hits Rooney. Rooney said it seemed to be bitten by a mosquito!"
"Looking at the level of anger of that guy, I now suspect that Vardy must have gone out to hunt for again on the road, and the girl he won must have something to do with the guy, either his mother or his wife, or else Such a big grudge!"
"Ferguson must be thinking of taking this guy under his leadership, slowly nurturing, and waiting to be his successor. The style of flying shoes is catching up with Ferguson's flying boot door to Beckham!"
"Isn't the focus of your discussion a bit wrong~EbookFREE.me~ Isn't it Valdy's goal?"
At this time, Valdy was really scared.
Mainly because of the last turf allergy, Valdy was a little worried about his allergic constitution.
The turf is allergic, let me live in the hospital for a few days, then the opponent's stinky shoes must not let myself die directly!
God knows how many fungi there are!
This is really a terrible world. I didn’t recruit anyone and didn’t mess with anyone. I couldn’t escape the attack. If I die a little more, it might be really dead!
At the end of the game, Manchester United were tied at home by the Glasgow Rangers. With the advantage of the total score, they headed into the quarter-finals of the Champions League.
However, the player's version of the flying boot door is the most concerned about this game, which makes everyone surprised.
The UEFA ticket was quickly dropped. The player was suspended for 8 games in Europe due to violence on the pitch. This is definitely a very severe penalty.
Joining the Glasgow Rangers can also reach the UEFA Champions League group stage next season, and the group stage qualifying round of 16, so he has no chance to play.
Do you think that the Glasgow Rangers can go further into the quarterfinals?
As for his so-called "swapping shoes" remarks, it makes everyone laugh so that his stomach hurts, so the reason for such nonsense, really you can come up with it.
To satirize the player, many Manchester United fans around the world have forgotten that the Glasgow Rangers have delivered the package, and the named surname is for him.
And when he took a truck of courier home to start unpacking, the whole person was bad!
The first parcel is opened, it is a pair of smelly shoes, how smelly and smelly;
The second one opened, still a pair of stinky shoes, and in contrast, he felt that the first pair was actually not that stinky;
The third opens
Are you going to exchange sneakers?
Come, no exchange, we will give you directly, please save it!