Chapter 291: Beheaded

effectiveness!
A term that always runs through Valdy's career!
If you must add a certain preposition, then "horror" is not enough. "Horror" must also be added.
Last season, Valdy's scoring efficiency ranked first in Europe, leaving eight other roads. Although this season has dropped slightly, it still makes it unattainable.
In Everton, Vardy is the absolute arrow character of the toffee counterattack tactics. The tactical bonus benefit plus Valdy's super personal combat ability, so that Valdi maintains a high efficiency of goals in counterattacks.
After coming to Manchester United, because of the strength of his teammates, Vardy does not need to fight so alone. All the time, Valdy does not need to solve the problem by himself, which will inevitably make his goal efficiency decline.
But even so, Valdy's efficiency remains at a daunting level.
Rotation, substitutions, and suspensions mean that Vardi should have at least 500 minutes less playing time than other forwards who maintain full attendance. If these 500 minutes Vardi can play and can maintain his current goal efficiency, then his number of goals At least five more must be added.
What's even more amazing is that Valdi has not taken a penalty in the league since his debut.
Of Henry's 21 goals, two were penalty kicks and Darren Bent had 3 penalty kicks. As for Lampard, there were even more, 4!
If Manchester United's penalty can also be punished by Valdi, then Valdi's goals can not break through the sky!
This is the answer sheet of an 18-year-old supernova in the second season of his career, which makes everyone envious.
Many people have felt sad for Henry, this is really an era of crying.
As a super shooter who has been famous for countless honors for a long time, Henry won the Premier League Golden Boots and it will not be surprising. On the contrary, if not, everyone will be surprised.
But now Vardi's turn out, making everything sad and ridiculous.
The world's top striker Henry wants to compete for a golden boot with a furry kid, which in itself makes people feel funny.
Win, Henry will not show his face, because it will make people feel invincible;
If you lose, you will be ashamed!
Valdy doesn't play cards according to common sense!
As a young man, shouldn't we follow the process of youth training camp-reserve team-first-team marginal man-substitute-important rotation-main forward-top scorer?
How did Vardy skip all the deadly steps in the middle and directly become the top scorer in the team, and he can compete with Shen Feng Henry on the scorer list?
With the newcomer's identity and top strength to compete for golden boots, Valdy is the black belly representative who plays the role of pig and tiger!
Well, although Valdi is not as comprehensive as Henry, this does not mean that Valdi's ability to score is inferior. The position of the two on the shooter list is a good illustration of everything!
If Valdy’s 23 goals and super high scoring efficiency still cannot convince the crowd, and some guys who are used to picking bones in the eggs are convinced, then Valdy’s loyal fans can take out the Champions League to face Too.
For the first time to participate in a top-level event like the Champions League, Valdi shocked everyone with undisputed performance.
He played five times in six group matches and scored six goals. In the first round of the knockout round, he scored two goals. He currently dominates the UEFA Champions League with eight goals.
This is a list that many people have overlooked before. After all, after the Champions League group stage, many teams will be eliminated. With the round of the Champions League knockout going down, the scorer list will also change dramatically.
But Vardi's 8 goals have already explained the problem very well. You should know that Shevchenko and Ronaldinho have scored 6 goals behind Vardi.
If it wasn’t for a certain player to break out, usually around 10 goals would win the Champions League Golden Boots. Even if Manchester United were eliminated by Inter Milan in the quarterfinals, who can guarantee that Valdy can’t score two goals in two rounds?
If the English Premier League Golden Boots and the Champions League Golden Boots halo over an 18-year-old striker at the same time, then how can this young boy bring a terrifying lineup to the world football in the future, who can guess!
Well, the two keywords of the Premier League this season have almost been determined.
Chelsea and Valdy!
The top of the standings and the top of the scorer's list, there is no dispute, only the topic that can't be talked about
Just as the outside world touted Valdy frantically, Valdy was also brewing a new plan of action.
The battle with Inter Milan is imminent, the team atmosphere is slightly tense, and Valdi hopes to use his own way to decompress teammates.
"Hey, Leo! Do you plan to change my hairstyle with me?"
At the end of the training, Valdira passed Ferdinand with a braid in his head, mysteriously said.
Ferdinand was stunned for the first time and did not react.
Change your hairstyle?
My braided braid still needs to be changed?
In this regard, Ferdinand expressed disdain, he believes that there is no better hairstyle in the world than himself!
Of course, he admits that Valdy's tomato head is very creative, but the gadget looks amazing at first glance, it is easy to be aesthetically fatigued after a long time, or his own braid is good and will never be outdated.
"No, braids are my belief, and I will never change my hairstyle!" Ferdinand said firmly.
Believe in your sister!
Vardy almost never suffocated, as if you had never changed her hairstyle!
"A supermodel!"
Vardy held out a finger.
Ferdinand's eyes glowed terrifyingly, but after a while, he shook his head and said: "You know, I can't be"
"Two supermodels!" Before Ferdinand finished, Vardy had interrupted what he said.
Ferdinand's eyes were wide and full of desire, but his expression was still struggling.
"Three supermodels, no more!"
"Deal!"
Ferdinand decisively and Valdi high-five, for fear that Valdi regrets.
Vardi smiled slightly and expressed his satisfaction.
In the Premier League, there is nothing that a supermodel can't solve, if there are, then three, not bad money!
Bringing Ferdinand to the styling studio, this is the first time Valdi has visited.
"Come on, give us two scalding heads, very small and very small rolls. After the styling is done, it's an explosion head, completely puffed up!"
Valdy gave the stylist an impolite order, and they would not be familiar anymore.
That's right, the effect that Vardy wanted was the kind of prosperity that Fellaini and David Louis later had.
It was difficult to keep long hair for a few months before reaching the standard. Naturally, Valdi could not be wasted. As for Ferdinand, this hair can be much longer than Valdi.
"Punchy head?"
Ferdinand said that he was puzzled and didn't react immediately.
"Anna, wait for it to be done, and you will see it. Obediently obedient now!" Valdy sat on the chair, afraid that Ferdinand would regret it.
Of course, with three supermodels as attractive conditions, how could Ferdinand repent?
After a few hours, the perm was over, after washing my head, and after a blow through the hair dryer, two stunning puffy heads were born.
"I'm going, like the Lion King, are you planning to turn me into Valderrama?"
That's right, once the Colombian star Valderrama was a head explosion, nicknamed the Golden Lion King!
This hair thief is elegant!
Vardi ignored the shouting Ferdinand and looked at his shape in the mirror, expressing his satisfaction.
Football and fashion are inseparable, and top stars are often the leaders of fashion trends. This is not much different from those of movie stars.
For those superstars, if you haven't changed your style in two months, you are embarrassed to go out and say hello to others. Many people spend more time on dress up than training time.
In fact, Valdy has already made up his mind to be a trend leader, and it has been quite effective.
From killing the leader of Matt, to the bald party and the fruit army, and taking the hair band, etc., just the head shape, Valdy has already made several styles popular.
However, as a follower, he felt that he had not done enough, and even felt ashamed of his rebirth status.
The shaggy head was planned by him long ago, so he kept his hair for such a long time. As for why he had to pull Ferdinand, isn’t there still a missionary system waiting for him to go offline, and another important factor is Only Ferdinand's hair is long enough.
C Ronaldo is exquisite and shiny short hair;
Fletcher styling, washing and blowing are unchanged all year round;
Alan Smith still needs his white hair to show his fierceness, if the whole head is unkempt, it will be too kawaii;
As for Rooney, it’s good if he doesn’t lose his hair, you still expect him to perm
Of course, Valdi also prepared a gift for Rooney, a gift with a double meaning.
Vardy was very satisfied with his new look. Although Ferdinand was a little awkward at first, it looked good and felt good. It was fluffy and very fun. Touching his hair was as fluffy as touching a puppy.
The next day~EbookFREE.me~ When Valdi and Ferdinand came to the training base with their huge heads, Carrington was about to explode.
The teammates looked at them as if they were looking at the aliens.
This shape is so sharp and eye-catching, but it looks a bit spicy!
Needless to say, this is definitely Valdy's idea. This product is a cross-border master. Most of the football circles will be styling. This lion-like head is definitely planned by him.
Well, Valdy is amused, and can be forgiven for any absurd things, but what do you Ferdinand follow?
Wouldn't it be good to have a braid with your head?
Don't you think that this head is shabby, and your face is bigger and longer, and more swollen?
This aesthetic is really nobody!
Well, it can only be said that Valdy relied on his powerful amusement and magnetic force, and broke another one.