Chapter 342: Full **** or women's clothing?


Hearing Rooney's naked proposal, the England internationals have different ideas, but more will be surprised.
It was originally a proposal for shooting ordinary photos, but suddenly it turned into a photo. Although it sounds like two words, it seems to be only a few pieces of clothing, but you must know that these two words and these clothes are exactly The greatest progress in human civilization!
Would you like to let someone go out and walk without clothes?
Not shy?
Not ashamed?
Except for children who don't understand farts, no one is expected to do so!
And taking off clothes and taking a photo, it is equivalent to appearing directly in front of the people all over the world. It is scary to think about it!
Although you don’t have the shame of being naked in front of others, do you know what crazy fans will do with your photos?
If it’s crazy female fans licking the screen, it’s okay, this is acceptable.
But if you are wearing a muscular guy with a muscular look at your naked picture, hey, you might be crazy!
Even if the English atmosphere is reopened, most players will not accept such a proposal.
"I show my upper body at most, so I don't have to think about my lower body!"
"The acceptable scale is wearing underwear!"
"I can accept a larger scale, but I can only expose the bottom of the back, absolutely not on the front!"
"No, I'm very conservative. I have to wear clothes. Of course, pants are casual...I think it's shy to think about it!"
...
The teammates talked eloquently and expressed their opinions one after another.
Vardy sighed, but in fact he could not accept the photo.
But even if he was out, the teammates didn't cooperate and there was no way to force them.
And while everyone was talking about the suddenly proposed photo, suddenly Ferdinand had a new idea!
"Although it is for charity reasons, the photo is still a bit too large, even if we can accept it, I am afraid many fans will not accept it!"
"Imagine a male fan who came home with our photos. His wife didn't think he had a problem with his orientation! If you change to a female fan, her husband must be jealous!"
"So I think that a photo is not going to work. It's better that we all wear women's clothes to shoot alternative photos, so the sales are absolutely bursting!"
Ferdinand gave a serious analysis to everyone, but how Valdy felt how excited he felt in the goods.
Just like Rooney's excitement just now, Ferdinand is also excited with the hope of fulfilling his wish.
I go!
What friends are I making?
Nothing is normal!
Now Ferdinand's mental activity must be like this-
I have finally been able to satisfy my wish for many years. I have always wanted to wear girls' clothes, but I have never had a chance. Now the opportunity is finally here!
I want to wear a beautiful skirt, I want to wear stockings, I want to wear high heels...
Ferdinand's proposal is more ridiculous than Rooney's proposal just now, even Valdi finds it a little difficult to parry!
Isn't Ferdinand suddenly interested in women's clothing because of the last woman's thief?
But even if you are interested, you should be interested in women's clothing. How can you become a woman's clothing?
Vardy couldn't help but sigh: It's easier for me to live with these psychiatric patients!
However, compared with the proposal of naked photos, more people said that they can accept women's clothing.
You think, although it is out of charity, you can't get rid of the suspicion of selling meat.
Women's clothing is different, it can be seen as an alternative idea, nothing is lost!
Because of a photo thing, the England team has almost exploded.
It's not that I don't want to shoot. It's just that some people can't accept the large scale. Some people are willing to be naked. Some people like women's clothing.
"Don't think I don't know. You dare not be naked. It must be because you Tintin is too young and afraid to show shame!"
"It's better to take it out than you! You say you dare not wear women because you are ugly!"
"Do you know what is, when you're naked, aren't you afraid that women will make you spit?"
...
The originally harmonious atmosphere of England was almost divided because of such a deal by Valdy!
Finally, Beckham clapped his idea, shot normal photos, shot normal photos, shot nudes, shot nudes, and shot women's shots. If you have other ideas, you can freely perform them. Photo album.
This time they are all happy and meet all the requirements!
In the end, it seems that the promoter of Valdi has become a background board, and no one cares about his ideas at all.
Valdy wants to cry without tears. Where is charity? Is it to satisfy your perverted hobby?
But this is blameless, as long as the ultimate goal is achieved, whatever method it adopts!
After winning the consent of the FA, everyone decided to set the shooting date on the second day after the third game of the group stage. It would not delay too much time and would not affect everyone’s rest. Just relax after the game. !
Of course, if England is unable to appear in groups, then no one is estimated to be in the mood for a photo shoot!
In fact, the qualifying situation of the group where England is in is not complicated. England and Sweden also have one win and one draw. Paraguay and Trinidad and Tobago are all tied and lost. As long as Sweden and England tie in the last round, the two teams can Go hand in hand.
And even if England loses against Sweden, Paraguay and Trinidad will win, England still have a great chance to win the round by virtue of the goal difference.
4:0 victory over Trinidad and Tobago, England have four goal difference, can Paraguay win more than five Trinidad, or Trinidad can win more than five Paraguay?
So England need not worry too much about qualifying.
However, after the problem of qualifying is resolved, it should be in front of the group as the number one in the group. This is also an unavoidable reality.
The first two of England’s Group B and the first two of Group A are going to play against each other. This is the schedule that was scheduled early.
Who is in group A?
Host Germany!
In every big game, there is no doubt that the host is the team that everyone is least willing to meet. At home, they have a full range of advantages.
Germany and England are inherently rivals, even more intense than the confrontation between Brazil and Argentina in South America.
It is not necessarily that England is afraid of Germany, but at home, England still suffers a lot of losses, so we can avoid or try to avoid premature encounters with Germany.
The day before the Group B game, the Group A game was all over. Germany steadily won the first round of the group and reached the top 16. The youth storm of Klinsmann made the world look at it.
Ecuador was lucky to stand out from the group and join hands with Germany to appear.
Which one does Germany and Ecuador choose?
I'm afraid I wouldn't say Germany silly!
Therefore, England must compete for the first place in the group. As long as it does not lose to Sweden, England can realize this wish.
How strong is the Swedish team?
Valdy can only say that it is average, at least not a first-class strong team, let's take the second-rate!
I am Feng Xian, Larson and Yongberg, these are the three players that Vardi can only call the name, the rest of Karl Strom and Melberg, etc., Valdi also only said that he heard the name.
Can you expect a few players to bring Sweden to the level of the world's strongest teams?
Let's wash and sleep!
In terms of public opinion before the game, a swarm of optimism about England's strong victory over Sweden to advance, after all, in the second group match, England performed very well, as long as the state can continue, Sweden is certainly not an opponent.
One is a big hit after many setbacks, and the other one is stable, but the contrast of strength is still very obvious.
The Swedish side is really upset. If England defeats Sweden and another group stage wins or loses, then Sweden is likely to be squeezed out because of the goal difference.
This is definitely not a joke!
Can Sweden fight hard to beat England?
difficult!
What should we do?
The best is to play a tacit ball with England, both sides qualify together, so they are happy!
At the last European Cup, Sweden and Denmark jointly played a "thrilling" tacit ball. The score of 2:2 made the whole world dumbfounded, and the Blues Italy was made.
Therefore, this former convict of Sweden naturally hopes to join forces with England to play another one. As for the clamor of public opinion, they do not matter, anyway, there are more lice and they are not afraid of itching.
So the Swedish media began to speculate about the relationship between Britain and Sweden. What generations of friendship, all-round economic cooperation, and non-governmental friendship and the like make people feel that the two internationals are as good as one person!
What's more interesting is that there is actually Swedish media that Eriksson said, saying that the Swedish coach coaching England is the best proof of the friendship between England and Sweden!
This is the legendary pig teammate!
Not to mention that this is okay. When it comes to Eriksson, England still has to settle accounts with Sweden. Erickson’s idiot can pit the England national team!
Of course, everyone understands the meaning of Sweden, nothing more than want to play a tacit ball with England, then everyone goes out together, communicate well in advance, save time to worry about it!
Seeing this reaction from the Swedish media, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Paraguay and Trinidad are all bursting out!
You guys play tacit ball, let us get out of the way?
no way!
The media of the two countries have started a war of public opinion, and the spirit of fair play has been mentioned several times. Although it is not explicitly stated, the subtext is, do not want to play tacit ball!
Even the two football associations openly asked FIFA to send a supervision team to supervise this England and Sweden match to prevent the occurrence of unfair competition principles!
The Swedish side immediately dismissed rumors. Any tacit ball is nonsense. Sweden will not have such a bottom line. You still have to worry about whether you can win.
However, the statement issued by the Swedish Football Association finally made everything simple and confused.
We will fight with all our strength until the last minute. We reject any action that violates the principle of fair play. We refuse to tacitly agree with the ball, but no one can predict what happened after 90 minutes. If there is a draw, only two teams will fight. The real result is that there are no other factors.
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