Chapter 383: Human bowling
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1784 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:29
When he received the system task, Valdy was all bad!
In the eyes of everyone, everyone is playing football. I play bowling here. Is this really good?
But then again, there is turf on the court, where is the bowling lane, and where is the bowling ball?
Can I throw myself out as a bowling ball?
The system really started to let itself out!
Well, who let himself be put on the system, and enjoy it, it is natural to lose something, this is fair!
But there is no way, in order to lift the feature shield, Valdy can only gritt his teeth!
After exiting the system, Valdy had been wondering how to play bowling in the game until he was about to explode his head, and finally he had a draft.
At the training base the next day, after the training, Valdi pulled a few good friends to prepare for something.
Fortunately, teammates have long been accustomed to Vardy's habit of having moths, and they don't feel too much. On the contrary, under Valdi's imperceptibility, they also like this joyous football.
Even though football is a blood-stimulating sport, this does not mean that the greenery field cannot accept other elements.
Vardy has proven himself time and time again, and in fact this style is very tasty. Just look at the degree of attention that Valdy is receiving every day now.
As a result, they gladly accepted Valdi's proposal.
It’s just that Rooney was a little bit reluctant, "Why should I make a bottle? No, I want to be a ball!"
Vardy rolled his eyes and scoffed at Rooney's behavior of always grabbing the mirror.
Are you a supporting character?
Act well, I will ask the director to add you a drumstick.
I will get you a lunch box if I grab the spotlight again!
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When it was finally time to play against Tottenham, Valdy was fully prepared.
Counting this, it is already the third season of Vardy in the UK. Although it is just the beginning, it is not a complete newcomer.
Four times against Tottenham in two seasons, Vardy has a clear understanding of the strength of the North London team-the overall lineup is on the upper middle, there are no obvious weaknesses, but there are no class stars.
Therefore, Tottenham's performance in each season is not inferior in the United Kingdom. In the face of weak players, actively scoring points, but facing the rich teams is very negative, and is often hailed as a child.
At least in the few games facing Tottenham, Vardy failed to cause Vardy much trouble.
As if this time, Manchester United challenged away. From the beginning, Tottenham may not have the idea of retreating.
Like a widow with her thighs open, facing the powerful Zhabei Han, he has already begun to flood.
Come on, please ravage me!
Manchester United will naturally not let this good opportunity go and take the initiative to come to the door. How can it be let go?
Anyway, I don't know who it was when I put on my pants!
Only 15 minutes from the start of the game, Manchester United was helped by Rooney to help the team open the record. The fat man actually used the corner kick to jump from the middle and high head to break the goal. This is really not the usual way of Rooney!
Although he was pleased that Rooney helped the team lead, Valdy still felt a little choked.
Rooney got the ball, then Rooney must play the leading role in the celebration performance, what should I do?
But when Valdy was uneasy, the little fat man seemed to have forgotten all the previously discussed celebration methods and rushed directly to the stands to interact with the fans passionately.
Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, which was probably forgotten.
Several other teammates also looked at each other, didn't they say it was a good time to celebrate together?
Why did you go to the stands and play?
After Rooney interacted with the fans, and then walked to the middle of the stadium, he could see the expressions of several good friends. Rooney wished to slap himself.
He really forgot to celebrate the goal together!
Is the concave shape still too late?
Rooney beckoned a few good friends and motioned them to come together to celebrate the goal in the agreed manner.
But before the good friends responded, the referee had come to urge Rooney to return to the game as soon as possible.
Rooney wants to cry without tears, he should really drink six walnuts to make up his brain, otherwise, with his bad memory, I am afraid that one day I will forget who I am!
Although the crisis has temporarily passed, Kvaldi knows that he must score a goal as soon as possible, otherwise he might be robbed of the limelight!
So Valdi became more active, flying across the opponent's half, and seeing him everywhere, like God everywhere.
This time Tottenham won't do it!
You want to win, but you can’t kill it!
Haven't you heard the truth about staying in the line and meeting each other in the future?
So Vardi was angered by Tottenham players!
Seeing that the referee didn't mean to take the card, Valdy got up and uploaded the ball to Rooney.
Quick free kick!
The Tottenham players didn't respond at all, and they only thought about defending when Rooney received the ball.
Rooney also did not greedy, a straight ball into the penalty area, where Vardy has already thrown away the defensive player and succeeded in an offside offside.
No one can stop Vardy from scoring. Facing the solitary goalkeeper like Valiant, Valdy's understatement is successful.
Goal!
Valdy turned around excitedly and wanted to run, but he just started under his feet, but he stepped on the brakes.
I almost forgot about the pose to celebrate the goal. Is this the trend of running to the Rooney exhibition?
Too late to laugh at himself, Valdy quickly beckoned to let the good friends come to cooperate with themselves to celebrate the goal.
Rooney, Ferdinand, Fletcher, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Alan Smith rushed to Valdy together, as if they were a group of attackers on the African road.
Seeing this trend scene, all fans couldn't help but get excited.
Are they going to make waves again?
Obviously, they have experienced similar scenes more than once. Whenever the Manchester United players want to do things, it is like this.
I saw a few players stopped a short distance away from Valdi, standing upright, standing in a row, motionless, as if being sent off to stand.
what does this mean?
Fans can't help but guess. Isn't Valdy going to be an officer to teach these soldiers?
Unexpectedly, Valdy grabbed the ball in his arms and put on a very familiar shape?
Hey, is this bowling?
Without giving everyone more time to think about it, Valdi really threw the ball out in a consistent bowling motion.
UFO ball?
Then there is no doubt that the players standing in a row in front of them will naturally play the role of a bottle without moving!
With Ferdinand's foot in the middle of the ball, Ferdinand immediately made an exaggerated movement and fell on the court sideways. While falling down, he did not forget to grab Fletcher and Alan Smith next to him.
It's as if the bottle touches the bottle and passes down.
Fletcher and Alan Smith also fell, and Rooney on the side next to him fell.
Vardy clenched his fists to celebrate the whole middle school, according to the plan to celebrate the whole middle school, but the fist just stretched out, stopped in midair, very embarrassing.
Five people played the ball bottle, four people fell down, but the remaining one stood motionless, abrupt and tenacious.
Who is this guy?
Naturally, it is the most naughty Cristiano Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo stands there with a serious expression, as if he has completely substituted himself into the role of the ball bottle.
Valdy is about to cry!
Brother, can we follow the script?
I am all in!
You are about to fall!
One of the four people who fell to the ground didn't fall, but it was also surprising. They all looked up.
Fletcher also unconsciously pulled Ronaldo's leg, reminding Ronaldo that you should fall too.
Seeing that everyone's eyes had been focused on themselves, Cristiano Ronaldo made a sudden enlightenment. He gestured for a long time with a very exaggerated movement before finally falling to the ground.
Vardy has a black line on his head, and your trick of grabbing the lens is too fake!
However, Vardy still ended the show, put on a sao pose, and celebrated that he played a whole.
At this time, the fans in the stands are about to laugh, and every time the Manchester United players are spoofing on the court, they are all lightened up.
And the fans who stayed in front of the TV could not help laughing, they waited for a long time for the Manchester United players to come out.
"I used to think that Valdy was a sprinter delayed by football. Today I learned that I was wrong. It turned out that he was a delayed bowling mobilizer!"
"Creative perfect score, zero acting skills, I feel that Cristiano Ronaldo and others get the same script."
"As a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, when I saw all the other bottles fall, Ronaldo's bottle was still standing. I really wish I rushed into the court to kick him..."
"I can imagine the embarrassment when Valdy and Ronaldo looked at each other, and Valdy will start to doubt life again!"
"But only when Ronaldo is standing, inexplicable joy!"
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After playing bowling, Valdy and a few good friends hugged together, seemingly happy with a smile, but actually gritted his teeth and said to C Luo: "What are you waiting for me!"
A few people were almost out of laughter, but fortunately they didn't expect it to be like this, otherwise if they all stood up like Cristiano Ronaldo, Valdy would die awkwardly.
After celebrating the goal, taking advantage of the re-match, Valdi came out of the system and wondered if he had completed the task.
This idea of playing bowling was also a misappropriation of a team from his previous life. Originally, he planned to find an opportunity to move to this life as a porter. It was precisely at this time that the task of bowling was coming. Vardi felt this without hesitation. Done~EbookFREE.me~ But he always worried that he played virtual bowling, and with the rigorous degree of the system update, it may not be possible to count himself to complete the task.
So he has to quickly enter the system to confirm, if not, he has time to come again!
Sure enough, he knew that the system would not allow him to complete the task so easily!
The solitary task hangs there and is still in an incomplete state, that is to say, he just performed in vain.
Although he had already prepared for this idea, Valdy could not help but want to say something to the system--
mmp!
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