Chapter 384: I don't want to teach you such a stupid person
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1777 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:29
Vardy knew that the system wouldn't make himself so easy to take advantage of, but fortunately he was prepared for second-hand.
Manchester United, who had led the ball in the first half, slowed down the rhythm, controlled the game, and tried not to give Tottenham a counterattack, so the first half ended like this!
Manchester United players walked back to the locker room with a smile, waiting for Ferguson's instructions for the second half, but in any case, the chances of winning this game are already quite large.
Ferguson talked about things such as paying attention to controlling the rhythm and increasing pressure in the midfield, but even Ferguson himself believed that Manchester United should win.
"Jamie, I will give you 25 minutes of performance time in the second half, after which I will replace you!"
In the first round of the next UEFA Champions League group match, Ferguson wants to stay in the UEFA Champions League.
But after he finished speaking, he didn't see Vardy promise for a long time, and Ferguson couldn't help but get a little angry.
I'm not happy if I change you down, make you a little temperament?
But Ferguson looked around for a while, but there was no figure of Vardy, just squinting with a lot of Manchester United players.
Where did Valdy go?
Everyone could not help flashing such doubts.
Lost?
Still lost in Old Trafford?
In the past, it seems that Valdy once had the embarrassing experience of being dropped on the road by the bus. Wouldn’t this be a copy?
But this is Old Trafford. How could Valdy get lost?
Not to mention Ferguson, even the Manchester United players were a little dumbfounded and could not help whispering, wouldn't Valdy do anything else?
In fact, they really wanted to!
Valdi didn't even enter the locker room with them, but stayed on the bench.
He had long expected that the system was not that good, so he simply prepared two options.
The first type of human bowling has been performed on the court, and it has been proved that it does not count, so Valdy can only sacrifice the last big move. If this is not enough, then he must be good with the system theory.
Pulling out a black plastic bag from the corner of the bench, Vardy opened the bag and walked to the open space in front of the bench.
At this time, the TV broadcast was broadcasting advertisements, so the fans in front of the TV could not see Valdy's actions.
But the fans in the stands of the Old Trafford stadium were able to see clearly. What is Valdy doing?
Vardi opened the bag three times, and under the attention of everyone, took out a set of things inside.
The camera on the spot immediately captured the footage and presented it on the big screen of the stadium, when the fans only saw it clearly.
what is this?
Children's bowling sold in toy stores?
I saw that Vardy opened the package, put the bottle in the form of a regular bowling ball, and then turned his head around the ball and walked back, and walked for more than ten steps before stopping.
Fans stared at this scene in dumbfounded, really do not know what Valdy wants to do.
It seems to be playing bowling with children, but is this too funny?
At the time of the game, after Valdy scored a goal, he already pulled his teammates to play bowling once, and it is still a human bowling ball, which is very intentional.
This is the new masterpiece of Vardy's celebration goal series. It is foreseeable that the following will be made into a video collection.
But what do you mean by putting toys here?
Did not play enough on the court, continue playing off the court?
This feels as if the top F1 driver had just galloped on the track to win the championship, but after getting off the road, he got into a buggy and happily drove.
No matter what the fans think, Valdy has already been tuned by the system to be extremely skinny anyway, this matter is really pediatric!
Sao Bao's posture was set, Vardi was in full view, Shi Shiran threw the ball out, as if it were really in the bowling arena.
Come on, all in!
But the next second, Valdi's constipated expression immediately, in the audience's laughter, embarrassed.
At such a close distance, Valdi missed and missed a ball!
This... mistake, mistake, I just slipped my hand.
Scratching his head, Valdy walked over and picked up the ball, and returned to his place, ready to do it again.
Although the system prompts that the mission has been completed, Valdy feels that if the game is terminated, it will be too shameful!
My first name!
Even if regular bowling doesn’t play by itself, if this kind of children’s toy can’t do well, it’s better to find a piece of tofu and kill it.
In the modeling, Vardy's expression on his face was more serious this time.
Go you!
Vardy's eyes ranged from tremendous expectation to tremendous disappointment. With the fans' laughter again, Vardy was already crying.
This is so hard?
Come again!
Come again!
Come again!
Valdy challenged his patience again and again, but the green muscles on his forehead became more and more obvious with the embarrassing results again and again.
Vardy has been able to shake the ball and hit the bottle, and even one time the bottle is not poured, but Valdy is after all!
"If I take back my words, he is not a bowling player delayed by football. If he really goes bowling, he may be starving now!"
"Obviously Valdi's feet are more flexible than his hands. It is conceivable that when he is at home, Valdi must have eaten with his feet!"
"Looking at this technique is not as good as my grandson!"
"Waldi doesn't have to play in the second half, just play bowling here. I swear, I won't watch the game and watch Waldy play bowling exclusively. It's fun to be Tynemax!"
Just when Vardy was embarrassed, the Manchester United players walked out of the locker room.
They knew that if Valdi didn't go back to the locker room, they must have done something, but unexpectedly, they actually saw such a funny scene.
Play children’s bowling on the side of the court, you can think of it.
Ferguson covered his face and was really reluctant to say that he knew Vardi. Whenever Valdi made a second, he hoped that time would come back to the moment when he brought Valdi to Manchester United. If he could choose again, he must not Val Dee.
Of course, there must be normal people in the Manchester United team. Their expressions are similar to Ferguson. Don’t forget that more than a season, Vardi is enough to turn many normal people into second-hands, not to mention that Manchester United has a lot of them. Second goods...
"You idiot, jump away, see me give you a full score!" Rooney rushed over with interest and snatched the ball from Valdy's hand.
But before Rooney had a good shape, Ronaldo blocked Rooney.
"I'll come first. I'm an amateur bowler. I can almost go to a professional game. Let me show you the correct way of playing!"
Ronaldo and Rooney fought so unwillingly, but don’t forget, when snipe clams compete for the fisherman’s benefit, Ferdinand has picked up the ball when they didn’t pay attention to the ball falling on the ground. Let's play first.
The Manchester United fans in the stands are going to laugh crazy. Looking at the following second-hand goods is more interesting than watching comedies. Every time Manchester United games can make them laugh.
Facts have proved that it is not that Valdi's skill is bad, but that the turf has affected his swing, at least Ferdinand's performance is no better than him!
At this moment, a little fan was suddenly held by his father and put down in the stands, walked into the court, and ran to the Manchester United bench.
Picked up the bowling ball and walked to the position where Valdi and Ferdinand started to throw the ball under the watch of the audience. Turning around and shrugging to Vardy and others, it was like saying: I will show you.
Then, in an extremely standard posture, the ball was thrown on the ground, the ball rolled high, and went straight to the standing bottle.
Gu Lu... Dang... Dang...
all hit!
The little boy spread his palms, as if celebrating the victory, the triumphant expression on his face compared to the time when he wrapped up Valdisau.
Manchester United fans involuntarily cheered and laughed from the heart, so interesting.
Make you tease, make you commit two!
This time, let's be taught by children!
Vardy and Ferdinand are embarrassed, but they are always a joke, and it doesn't matter if they are ashamed or not.
The two looked at each other, nodded at the same time, turned around, and lay directly on the ground to salute the child.
It happened that this time the TV broadcast lens was switched to the field and the scene was directly included.
The narrator was completely dumbfounded. Without context, he didn't understand what it meant.
How did Valdy and Ferdinand pay tribute to a little boy, is this little boy an incarnation of God?
Fans in front of the TV are even more confused. What are the two offenders?
Enough trouble, Valdy got up and hugged the little boy, walked to the side of the court, trying to give the little boy to his father.
"Your bowling is great, I will ask you for advice when you have time!" Vardy whispered to the little boy in his arms while walking, obviously, he was making the boy happy.
But the little boy's answer almost caused Valdy to drop a dog to chew.
"No, I want to go to kindergarten, I don't have time, and I don't want to teach you such a stupid person!" The little boy thought for a while, and then said seriously.
Valdy wants to cry without tears, this bear boy!
After handing the little boy to his father, Valdy thought about it, or took off his jersey and put it on the little boy, hoping that this would make him more happy.
Back on the bench, Vardy put on a spare jersey to prepare for the game. The task has been completed. Vardy feels relaxed and can kill in the second half!
And when the Manchester United players continued to walk on the court in 6~EbookFREE.me~, the idiots Rooney and Ronaldo were arguing before the bench.
"I have told you that you are a top amateur player, let me demonstrate first, you just learn a little bit!"
"No, I will play first. I have never played with such toys since I was a kid!"
"I haven't played it, and I really want to play!"
"Then you have to line up, do you understand?"
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Everyone is a black line with a face, defeated by these two second-hand goods!
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