Chapter 406: Powerful white porridge


Vardy began to tell his story.
"In the past, there was a farmer who always lost his chickens at home, so he set a trap and caught a fox. But the farmer felt that the fox was very pitiful, so he showed his kindness and let the fox go."
"From that day on, the farmer would wake up every morning and find a hot bowl of white porridge on the table."
"The farmer couldn't help but wonder, is it because the fox has turned into a beauty to show gratitude to herself?"
"One day, before dawn, the farmer quietly got up and wanted to see how the white porridge came from. When he saw the truth, he was stunned!"
Just here, the interested teammates shouted.
"It must be that the fox has become a great beauty, how beautiful and beautiful, and then ready to make a promise!"
Vardi taunted a deep smile, full of meaning, and then came to the end of the story under the expressions the team members expected.
"It turned out to be a fox, who was sitting on the table at his house, flying a plane towards the bowl."
As soon as Valdy's voice fell, all Manchester United players leaned over to gag, and their faces were green!
Fighting a plane?
Nima!
Originally, everyone listened attentively, thinking that this is a beautiful love story, even if people and monsters are combined together, but they still want to pursue the love, which is full and full of mythological meaning.
But I never imagined that Valdi came to such a big turning point, turning to make them all vomit!
Nima, the fox is actually public!
And the day the man drank every day was actually made by a fox!
Do you want to be so sick?
Manchester United players have never felt so disgusting in their lives!
Gagging is already good, and even a few people with poor mental capacity have begun to vomit!
Don’t be these players, even Manchester United’s dietitians feel uncomfortable, after all, he cooked the porridge.
Vardy looked at the teammates who were vomiting one after another, and his sense of accomplishment came out spontaneously, but he knew that what he should do at this time was to leave quietly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
Don't run at this time, when should I wait?
But before Vardy ran out of the gate, Ferdinand held it.
"Where are you going?" Ferdinand Pi smiled at Vardy without a smile.
Vardy froze, "How are you all right?"
Ferdinand didn't vomit life and death like other Manchester United players. Although his face was a little blue, but at least he was in good condition!
Well, it's definitely the last time that the women's bigwigs have made Ferdinand's psychological endurance and resistance much improved.
Vardy turned his eyes and said righteously: "I'm kind enough to tell everyone a story, now I'm going to train, what are you doing holding me?"
Only, who will listen to his explanation at this time.
"Bring me on him, I will kill him!"
"Where did my knife go?"
"I have to feed him what I spit out!"
A lot of teammates yelled while vomiting, that posture, really want to live and die with Valdy!
For Valdy, it’s like living in the last days, a wave of zombies is coming
The ending is naturally miserable, it is simply a human tragedy!
Vardy was rubbed on the ground by his teammates in turn. If it was not for the teammates to turn the river and the sea into the sea and cause damage to the strength, I am afraid that Valdi will definitely have fewer parts when he stands up.
During the afternoon training, the Manchester United players still looked ugly, standing feebly on the training ground, which puzzled Ferguson.
Why do all of them seem to be squeezed out?
Did they take a break at noon, they all ran out and fooled?
But even if the young people can't control it, the team will do bad things, but the old and important players such as captain Gary Neville shouldn't be fooling with them!
However, Ferguson, who was keen on observation, soon discovered the clue.
The other players are all green, only Valdy's face is normal, but the face is all gray.
The answer is already obvious. You can tell the truth without Conan.
It's absolutely what Valdy did again that made him so angry that he made his teammates play extremely uncomfortable, and then the players taught Valdy a hard lesson.
Well, nothing wrong!
Thinking of this, Ferguson's anger didn't hit a spot.
It was a battle with Chelsea soon, and Valdi didn't know what to do with life and death. Seeing to make the players behave like people, isn't it a delay?
Ferguson didn't give Valdy a straight face, and called out Valdy, preparing to reprimand him.
Vardi certainly couldn't catch it, so he said very innocently: "I swear I didn't do anything bad, I kindly tell you a story, but they treat me like this, I am wronged, I am wronged!"
"What story are you telling so powerful?" Ferguson asked with a serious face.
Then Valdy repeated the story.
"Don't talk about it, don't vomit"
"Your uncle, quickly stop gagging"
The teammates standing in a row heard Vardy speak again, his face was even more ugly, and his stomach rolled again, and a few mentally bearable people had begun to gag again.
But Ferguson didn't know the cause and effect. Although he felt that this joke was not very clean, he didn't want to make the players look like this.
He can bear this old man, why can't these players bear it!
Ronaldo saw Ferguson's doubts and endured nausea, and solved the mystery for Ferguson: "We were drinking white porridge while he was telling the story"
Ferguson almost spurted out old blood. Rao was very mentally tolerant, and was still thundered.
Nima!
You deserve to be beaten!
Why didn't you kill you!
Even if the team members were drinking white porridge at the time, even if they thought about it, they would feel spit out!
Naturally, the next result was not used. Vardy was punished by Ferguson and went to the lap.
But for the sake of the team, I was fined, which is really unreasonable.
Of course, although Valdi's behavior made the players feel uncomfortable in their stomachs for a few days, the atmosphere in the team was far more than before, and the haze of the war was swept away. At least Valdi didn't work hard and the penalty was worthwhile.
The day before the war, the players finally recovered and entered the final state of the war.
The top battle between Manchester United and Chelsea will undoubtedly attract the attention of the world. Although this peak matchup is only a three-point contest, it may affect the trend of the entire season.
The Red Devils remain strong, the Blues have been merging, and this game is likely to be the final tone of both sides throughout the season.
If Manchester United wins, then Manchester United's strength will be maintained and the whole season will be completed in one fell swoop;
If the Blues have completed the lineup and players, then Mourinho's team will probably find the last season's power and continue to rule England.
The Red and Blue Wars have replaced the previous Double Red Society, and the duel between the Red Devils and the Arsenal has become the main theme of the Premier League.
Of course, this game has a lot of highlights, and it is even too numerous to mention.
The first is whether Valdy can continue to maintain the reputation of "Chelsea Terminator". Every time Valdy meets Chelsea, he will be awe-inspiring, and even there are many masterpieces that stage a hat trick.
This season, Vardy's scoring ability is even more explosive, and the scoring method is more comprehensive. Can Cech stop Vardy's goal?
The currently accepted method is that when Valdi meets, the opponent’s goalkeeper's value is automatically reduced by 1500bsp; while the value is less than 1500bsp; Drogba in the Blues has improved the efficiency of scoring this season. And Rooney goes hand in hand, the more important thing is his super dominance on the front line. Can the African Elephant King defeat Manchester United's defense in this game?
In addition, can Shevchenko find the feeling of scoring in the Serie A period and bring a substantial improvement to the Blues?
These are the highlights of this game.
Of course, there are also the grudges of Valdy and Lampard, but the two have had a frank meeting on the court, and completed the tearing of the pants on the court. There is only such a pair in the world football, then this What kind of sparks can they play in the game?
In addition, Mourinho's pursuit of Valdi is not one or two days. He always thinks that Valdi is the most suitable player for his tactics, but Abu has brought him Shevchenko, if this If Valdy's performance far exceeds Shevchenko's performance, then the rift between Mourinho and Abu will be magnified again!
In the face of Chelsea, Valdy is the favorite, because every time he faces Chelsea, he will be inexplicably excited, and then perform exceptionally well, I believe this time is no exception!
As the player's channel lined up to prepare to play, Valdy felt someone watching him.
Is it Lampard?
This product is still not giving up, ready to engage in yourself on the field?
But here is Old Trafford, he has so much courage?
The doubtful Vardy turned and found that it was not Ferdinand but Shevchenko.
The meaning of the Ukrainian nuclear warhead's eyes is very complicated, which makes Vardi unable to figure it out.
What do you mean?
It feels like you have found a brother who has been missing for many years?
We have no blood relationship!
Of course ~EbookFREE.me~ Valdy doesn't care too much, even if Shevchenko is full of hostility towards himself.
Perhaps the once Ukrainian nuclear warhead is worthy of respect, and his achievements in Serie A are enough to be remembered by fans and recorded in history.
But Shevchenko, who came to the Premier League, is not the nuclear warhead with huge deterrent force. This is definitely the Waterloo of his career.
His opponent may be Henry or Drogba, but it is definitely not Shevchenko.
  
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