Chapter 413: 2 Fred

Speaking of system requirements, it may not be true that Valdy punches and kicks Fred. After all, it is already a peaceful age, and too violent is not good.
That is to let yourself spoof Fred?
Well, this is really not a particularly difficult task.
In fact, this little guy, Fred, is really beating!
Don’t look at Fred looking like a red lion cub, but in fact, he is a red devil.
Whenever Manchester United play at Old Trafford at home, this hairy guy will always be on the sidelines, constantly interacting with fans, instigating the atmosphere and momentum of the stadium, which can be regarded as an atmosphere regulator.
It's just that like most mascots, he is also used to being unscrupulous at Old Trafford, often spoofing Manchester United players.
For example, suddenly appeared beside Valdy, twisting his and dancing, such as holding Ronaldo all the way into the bathroom, or for example, it is estimated to use boxing action to provoke Rooney, and then was turned over by Rooney's empty circle... .
Every time the fans are not happy, this should be regarded as the daily life of the mascot.
In this regard, the players are not uncomfortable, after all, it is just a joke.
But Valdy loves and hates Fred, and this guy has tricked himself more than once.
At one home game, Fred prepared a few big whiteboards in an ingenious way. The players who were mocking Manchester United were actually just mocking Valdy.
Fred walked up to Gary Neville holding the cardboard and opened the first cardboard, which read "Captain", followed by the Red Devils in the stands following the captain.
Then he walked to Rooney again, turned over the cardboard, and it said "Golden Boy", and the Red Devils shouted to the Golden Boy again;
C Ronaldo's cardboard read "Cycling Boy";
Alan Smith's cardboard is written "Desperately Shiro";
...
Valdy is looking forward to what will his cardboard say?
"Super shooter"?
"Invincible Golden Boots"?
"A pear blossom presses the begonia"?
...
Unexpectedly, all Manchester United fans shouted "teasing" neatly, and it immediately broke Valdy!
That's right, Fred's cardboard is just amused!
Therefore, the grudge between Valdy and Fred was settled!
Now the system tells Vardy to engage in Fred, perhaps for the purpose of avenging Valdy!
Anyway, Vardy expressed no pressure and guilt for starting against Fred.
Of course, what exactly should be done, you need to think about it.
Originally Valdy's plan was to gather a few good friends to start fighting against Fred, but obviously everyone was not interested in this proposal, so after all, Valdy could only do it by himself.
Finally, it was the game day, and Vardy was about to implement his plan!
An hour before the game, Manchester United players walked into the field from the locker room and started to warm up, but when no one found, Valdi quietly left the team.
Or how about Valdy’s presence when he’s not amused, as if he had been left on the road by a bus...
Vardy didn't warm up on the court, and Ferguson and the members of the coaching staff did not find it, nor did they notice it.
It was discovered by a team member, but they didn't care too. You don't have to worry about guys like Valdy who often make accidents. This might be a squat!
The mascot Fred on the sidelines was interacting with the fans. The happy place also danced impromptuly, attracting applause and cheers from the stands.
But at this moment, the player channel suddenly rushed out a Fred, red, cute, but the difference is that this Fred actually took a big fork in his hand.
That's right, Fred's original form is a devil fork in his hand.
At first, many people didn't find it. Even if they found it, they didn't pay much attention to it. They thought that two mascots appeared today to play with everyone!
Unexpectedly, after the second Fred looked around for a week, he rushed directly towards the front Fred, and the fork in his hand was also erected, just like the devil was going to hunt.
The real Fred did not find any abnormalities, still enjoying the cheers of the fans while dancing beautifully, but did not want to realize that a fake Fred was approaching!
In the exclamation of all the fans, another Fred seemed to rush down Dunton, the fork in his hand was aimed at the first Fred's chrysanthemum.
Boom!

Ao~~~~~~~~
Fred really made a devil-like howl and almost jumped into the stands!
Most of the fans saw this scene and almost fell off the stands with a laugh. This is the two little demons killing each other!
But the fans who saw this scene at close range instantly felt the chrysanthemum was chilled. This was not a joke. They stabbed in, and in a trance, a trace of blood could still be seen on the spire of the fork.
This is just a performance, is it so cruel?
The fake Fred stood and smiled in the sky, and the fork in his hand pointed at the genuine Fred who was holding his on the ground, suddenly pulled out a cloth from the bag, and slowly unfolded under the attention of all fans .
There is only one sentence above: He is fake!
Fans suddenly realized that it was such a routine, no wonder it was necessary to act like this!
The big moves of the two mascots here not only made the fans happy, but also attracted the attention of the players who were warming up.
what's the situation?
There are two mascots warming up today?
Wouldn’t the club collect money from the fans and let him experience the mascot?
And the incredible thing is, how did the two mascots fight?
Are these two mascots female, and the harem is competing for favor?
So the players stopped and watched the farce with interest.
Finally, the real Fred's felt less headache. He got up from the ground and wanted to see who had such a heavy hand on his chrysanthemum just now, it felt like an fissure!
What is the most precious thing about men?
It's dignity, and...chrysanthemum!
Do not report this hatred, swear not to be human!
But when the real Fred turned, he suddenly found out, Nima, why is there another Fred?
At that time, he was forced to be on the spot!
What's happening here?
Didn’t hear someone come to the show today?
And since Old Trafford has only one Fred himself, where did this come from before?
Was he about to be fired and the club found a new Fred?
At this moment, the real Fred began to think about life.
But soon this product shook his head. At this time, where did you think so much? The chrysanthemum still hurts hotly, and don't hurry to avenge it!
Two steps leaped in front of Valdi, dragging his bulky body, and waved his fist towards Valdi.
Where did Vardi suffer? At the same time, the two steps forward, and the two fought together.
If it is a duel between two pure men, the scene must be very bloody, 18 ban!
But the problem is that the two of them are dressed in Fred's dress. They are big and stupid. This kind of wrestling does not look violent at all, it is cute!
The fans were about to laugh, and today’s mascot performance was awesome, and they said they liked it.
Everyone was watching the excitement, but the two mascots showed no signs of performance and played really hard.
Ferguson looked at this absurd scene and felt something was wrong if he didn't come.
Normally, according to normal thoughts, Valdy is often found in abnormal scenes.
Quickly turn your gaze to the turf. If Valdy is warming up, that’s fine, but if Valdy is not warming up, then there is no need to doubt. One of the two Fred must be Valdy, and the most likely thing is to take Fork that...
Sure enough, after finding a circle, Valdy was not in the warm-up team.
Ferguson almost got his nose crooked. Couldn't this product stop the day?
It was only at this time that the stadium staff arrived late, but they knew very well that today no two Freds were scheduled to play at all, and it is now an accident on the court.
Quickly take advantage of everyone's unresponsiveness and get the two Freds off, otherwise things will be over!
I believe that the headlines of tomorrow's media must be "The brutality of the Manchester United mascot Fred, scene..."
The two Freds are already inseparable, even if Valdy is holding a big fork, it will not add much combat power, because the real Fred’s chrysanthemums are numb and will not be invaded!
When two Freds were put into the player tunnel by a group of staff, the battle finally came to an end.
True Fred stared at the big helmet and glared at the fake Fred.
"Call the police, I want to call the police, this gangster seriously hurt my body and hurt my soul!" True Fred shouted reluctantly. If it wasn't for the staff to stop, he had to talk to fake Fred. Virtue can't live without you.
The staff did not say anything to the fake Fred. This uninvited guest disrupted their layout and caused trouble to Old Trafford, even if the police caught him.
At this moment, Valdi here took off his helmet unhurriedly, revealing that funny face.
Instantly everyone around him opened his mouth wide, unable to speak, and even Fred was dumbfounded.
Why is this teasing?
Nima!
I should have thought about ~EbookFREE.me~ this product had a bad record of the mascot when he was in Everton, except for Valdy, who is so boring!
True Fred was crying. If it was someone else, he still had the opportunity to take revenge, but now standing in front of him is Valdy, who feels that he has no hope of revenge!
He is sad for his chrysanthemum!
Seeing that Fred was about to cry without tears, Valdy hurried over and hugged him. After all, the whole thing was just a joke, and it was not really about hurting each other!
"Dear, I'm playing tricks. If you feel uncomfortable, then I apologize to you, but also to your chrysanthemum!"
Vardy took out his autographed player and gave it to True Fred, and finally got the understanding of True Fred.
Of course, True Fred also took Valdi's customized devil fork. He decided to find a chance to give Valdi such a moment in the future...