Chapter 484: If he is shy, please don't care
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1764 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:55
How can we stop Rooney from chaosing?
Of course, I took the knife directly and wiped Rooney Xiao, to ensure that this product cannot go out in the future.
But the question is, is it too much for Rooney to change to women's football?
Many people ask what should they do if they suddenly become women one day?
The answer is, let the brothers refresh!
But Valdy feels that it is almost impossible for him to face Rooney who has become a woman...
So this idea can only be deeply immersed in my heart, really can't do that.
Secretly ran back to the locker room, Valdy began to turn over the box and found Rooney's mobile phone.
Through one operation, I saved my own number in Rooney's mobile phone as another name. The owner of this name is the little nurse who is playing fiercely with Rooney.
After thinking for a while, Valdy felt wrong again. Wasn't this the case for himself?
So Valdy quickly changed back, and then changed Ferdinand's name stored in Rooney's cell phone to the name of the little nurse.
Well, this has nothing to do with yourself!
Then Vardy took out Ferdinand's mobile phone, edited a text message, and sent it to Rooney.
"My dear, I feel hot all over. I need someone to give me a warm hug! At night I am waiting for you in Room 409 of the Laurie Hotel. You don’t have to return my text message or call me, I just want to be alone Quietly waiting for you!"
send!
delete!
Deep Tibetan merit and fame!
After finishing all this, Vardy snickered and left the locker room.
At the end of the training, the Manchester United players returned to the locker room together. Vardy's attention was always on Rooney. He wanted to see how Rooney would react.
Rooney did not know that someone was observing in secret, dressed and pulled out his phone, but found that someone had sent a text message.
After reading the text message, Rooney seemed to explode, with a strong hormonal breath all over him, and his blushing face fully betrayed his inner thoughts.
Others didn't know what happened like Valdy, and looked at Rooney curiously.
Rooney was busy inserting his phone into his pocket and doing nothing.
After everyone left, Rooney came together and took Valdi.
"Jamie, go with me for a styling. I want the dragon to sway the tail again tonight. Don't envy me!" Rooney's stinky look made Vardy have the urge to take off his shoes to make his face.
After finally getting rid of Rooney, Valdy began the next step in the plan.
I found a famous buddy bar and hired two guys who seemed very angry.
"Tonight, your two tasks are to serve my friends. Of course, he is a little timid and a little shy. If he struggles to resist, you must not take it seriously, because it is just that he is embarrassed!"
Having said that, Valdy took out two dozen pounds and handed them to two guys.
"Uh, don't forget to bring props, he likes to stimulate the most!"
Before leaving, Valdi didn't forget to tell him.
Little fat man, don't blame me, I'm all for you!
Valdi wanted to go home and wait for news, but he still couldn't resist his curiosity, so he ran to the hotel next door and opened a room to watch the movie at close range.
On the other side, Rooney Sao did the afternoon styling, but there was not much room for improvement in how to clean up the goods, and the trend of less and less hair could not be covered at all...
I was very excited all afternoon, and the strong sense of anticipation made him feel that the whole person was fluttering, hoping that the night would come earlier.
With perseverance and excitement, Rooney came to the Laurie Hotel at the beginning of the Huadeng.
Along the way, he was dreaming about what he would see when the door opened.
The dim candlelight contrasted with the breath, the nurse carefully prepared a romantic candlelight dinner?
Or is the little nurse in lingerie leaning against the door and gazing at her affectionately?
Or maybe the little nurse called her sister, planning to play a more exciting game?
...
God, can't think about it anymore!
If you think about it, you will come out, and you won’t have to go to the room anymore!
Stroking his chest, trying to calm himself down, Rooney gave a gentleman-like smile, then knocked gently on the door.
But he never imagined that all fantasies were turned into a bubble. After the door opened, the two guys wearing fishnet outfits appeared in front of him.
"Uh, that, I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong room!" Rooney suddenly sweated down his head, pretending to be calm, and then turned around and wanted to leave.
"You're right, come in!" The two guys took Rooney by one arm and pulled him into the room. While pulling, he thought, the employer didn't make a mistake, and it was really shy. It's about this time. Actually sorry!
After being pulled into the room, Rooney was completely utterly aggrieved. The two guys who looked like guys wouldn't say anything. What's in this room?
Leather whip, candle, iron chain, suit...
Is this Nima filming site?
"That, I'm really going wrong. I'm sorry, you go on, I wish you all a good time!" Rooney said with great collapse.
But the problem is that he can't break away from the two guys, which makes him feel bad.
"Don't be shy, since we're collecting money, then make sure you have a good time tonight!" One of the guys touched Rooney's chest and took Rooney's goose bumps straight.
"In other words, I really didn't know that the big star Rooney likes this one too. If I knew it was you, I would surely make you flutter even if I don't need money!"
Rooney has a feeling of falling into the fire pit. If you can't get rid of these two guys, I'm afraid my will be insecure tonight!
At this time, he still has the final fantasy, all these are deliberate pranks made by the little nurse. When he is most desperate, the little nurse will suddenly appear, and then the two will start passion again.
But the problem is, I was struggling to take off my shirt, why didn't the nurse still come out?
Nima, she feels sour all over her body. Mei is touched by the guy. She has to get a shock all over her body, and goose bumps will fall to the ground.
I struggled to explain that I was not a guy, but these two things didn't listen at all.
Is this necessary to engage in my own rhythm?
Rooney knows that if he doesn’t come up with his last trick, his own name will probably be folded here!
So, Rooney sacrificed his own big move, posing as a boxer, and a set of punches knocked down the two guys.
After getting dressed and quickly escaping from the hotel, he got into the car and stepped on the accelerator. Rooney vowed to never come to the Laurie Hotel again!
Parking the car on an unmanned street, Rooney shuddered and pulled out the phone, calling the little nurse.
However, this little nurse was not the little nurse he wanted, but Ferdinand who was experiencing the little nurse costume at home.
"Why do you lie to me?" Rooney's tone was crying, which scared him a moment ago.
Ferdinand picked up the phone and was confused. When did he lie to Rooney?
"Uh, did you make a mistake, where did I lie to you?" Ferdinand asked, puzzled as he took off his nurse outfit.
But Rooney heard Ferdinand's voice and almost bounced from the car.
Hey, how did Ferdinand's hold the nurse's phone?
"How are you with her? What are you two doing?" Rooney hurriedly asked.
Ferdinand was disturbed by Rooney's interest, and was already very unhappy, and was inexplicably asked by Rooney.
"If you feel mentally abnormal, you should see a psychologist!" After that, Ferdinand hung up the phone.
Rooney also felt that something was not right, and he quickly looked over the phone. After a long time, he found that there were two little nurses in his mobile phone.
Who is this prank?
Rooney wants to cry without tears!
I’m almost chrysanthemum, don’t you know?
From Ferdinand's appearance just now, I know that it is not the goods, because there is no such brain circuit at all!
Looking at this crime, it's a bit like Valdy!
Jerk!
I'm not finished with you!
...
In the end, this matter was gone. Vardy didn't admit it. Rooney without evidence had no way. Besides, Rooney is no longer a rival of Valdy. The threat of force does not work at all.
What's more, Rooney will not publicize his embarrassment everywhere. It was originally unknown to everyone, and everyone's investigations are not known to everyone!
Vardi smiled happily and you could not find evidence unless you asked the two guys. The question is, would Rooney dare to go?
This incident really shocked Rooney. If nothing else, I certainly wouldn’t go out and fool around during this time. Even when I paid for food, I felt a little overwhelmed, because he always thought of the two bases wearing fishnet outfits. guy......
In fact, such a pit Rooney, Valdy also feels a bit too much, but Rooney is too lustful, he does not know convergence without tidying him up.
And Rooney was at least a little frightened, and he wasn’t really lost, because Vardy knew that the two very nice guys were definitely not Rooney’s opponents. If Rooney really wanted to resist, they wouldn’t be enough for Rooney to warm up.
Of course, if Rooney does not want to resist, then... Valdy has nothing to say!
After waiting for the Champions League final, it’s okay to compensate him, two if one doesn’t work, three if two doesn’t work, Valdy doesn’t believe that Rooney can deal with ten in one night...
But what Valdi didn't expect was that ~EbookFREE.me~ After Rooney became a victim of his own ideas, he actually stole his ideas and began to pit others.
On the first day, Ferdinand was fooled, and the goods flew to London overnight, but Mao did not see one;
The next day, Fletcher was fooled, and the goods plunged into the dating bar, almost unable to retreat;
On the third day, Brown...
If it weren't for the game against West Ham to start soon, I'm afraid Rooney would even lie to Ferguson!
This is a disaster!
Well, Valdy is also the starting target of Rooney, but the fat man is a little stupid, and actually used a strange phone to call himself. Valdy didn't even believe a cell.
If you fight with IQ, you are still tender!
If you don’t want to face ten guys next time, then I think you’d better be honest, don’t jump like this!