Chapter 573: Shave your head if you can't win
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1753 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:54:23
() Of course, Valdi said it was an accident, many people expressed disbelief, especially his Inter teammates.
"Are you sure you ran up to bombs intentionally, intending to kill Juventus?"
"Are you sure you didn't find the toilet, but in an anxiety you intend to go to their car and solve it secretly?"
"You're so obsessed with Buffon, still playing the last line?"
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Fortunately, Valdi changed the subject in time, and Inter players began to criticize Cambiasso again.
Cambiasso is also very hard, feeling that after being with Valdi, his IQ is often not online, or that it was just an illusion, he has no IQ at all?
What are the God of War physiques of other people, and the traits of overlords, even if you don’t envy them, why do you now find that you also have physiques, and they are amused physiques?
This is definitely the ghost of Valdy.
Maybe this product climbed into its room from the window every night, and then did some strange things to the sleeping self. As a result, he became what he is now.
Yes, all blame Vardy.
When he told everyone this explanation and speculation, it attracted everyone's collective mocking and vomiting.
Can you blame Valdy?
Both Valdi and Stankovic helped you shake the attention of the wall and Buffon, and then your own brain was short-circuited and shaken for a moment. Can this also blame Valdi?
It’s true that Valdy is funny, and funny can be contagious, but you are really innate!
At the Inter Milan training ground, there was always a lot of laughter and laughter. In the past, Valdi always engaged in things, and then slowly Balotelli also made a lot of mistakes. Materazzi and Maicon were accomplices. In this rank, Sure enough, Inter is going to fall as a whole.
I hope Mancini's resistance can be stronger, otherwise an abnormal coach with a group of abnormal players, it is simply the end of the world football.
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After defeating Juventus in the Italian Cup, Inter Milan took a short break and returned to the league to begin the second half of the season.
The schedule of Serie A is relatively rigorous, and the schedule for the first half of the season and the second half of the season are exactly the same.
Who is the opponent in the first round and who do you fight in the 20th round;
Who is the opponent in the 19th round, and who will you fight in the final round of the league?
This is a reincarnation.
Inter's opponent in the first round is the black chicken Udinese, so the first opponent in the second half of the season is still Udinese.
This is a rival Valdy feels quite fresh.
You know, in the first round of the confrontation between the two sides, Valdy only played for one minute and was taken down by the referee.
So, in fact, he didn't even have a chance to make a move with his opponent.
This is really a sad start.
Now when I think about it, Valdi feels wronged, and a famous world footballer came to Serie A with great enthusiasm. I thought there would be a stunning start. But whoever thinks about it is shocked, but Yan Yan is gone.
If you can choose, then Valdy would rather not have so much nonsense at the time.
This season, Udinese's performance is good, currently ranked fifth in the standings. If this momentum is maintained, it is entirely possible to obtain a European war quota at the end of the season. As for the Champions League or the European Union, then it is necessary See the final ranking.
Is Udinese a strong enemy for Inter Milan?
It depends on everyone's consideration.
For Luyinchang, the two sides are actually equal and have the chance to win.
Normally the fifth-ranked team in a league can certainly cause a lot of trouble to the league leaders, especially if they still play at home.
The problem is that Inter is too strong.
The former overlord Juventus was beaten down by Inter Milan;
AC Milan, a rival in the same city, was overwhelmed by Inter Milan;
Rome, who seized the opportunity to fight for the championship, was beaten by Inter Milan, and even the champion did not dare to expect it;
The three strong teams are not afraid to speak loudly in the face of Inter Milan, so the inferior Udinese dare to challenge Inter Milan?
That's probably because they really didn't die bad enough.
When Inter Milan easily prepared for the battle, some people like to come out to compete with Inter Milan.
That man is the old Pozo, the head of Udinese's big mouth.
"A team is too strong in the league, so it may not be a good thing for the development of the league. Over time, the overall competitiveness of the league declines, and even the entire Serie A will be over!"
"Inter Milan's introduction of Valdi is definitely a wrong choice. It may be able to bring Inter's achievements to a higher level in a short time, but in the long run, it will be a fatal blow to Italian football!"
"From another point of view, Valdi is also a cancer of Italian football. His first game in Serie A was sent off for attacking the referee. How badly will this affect the young players."
"Perhaps the Italian Football Association should really come down hard, without worrying about the identity of Mr. Valdi World Football, it is best to ban him for a long time, let him know that Italian football is not a serious existence that makes him joking casually!"
"In this game, Udinese will go all out to attack the strong Inter, and we will be the first team to beat Inter this season."
"A man must be cruel to himself, and must never give himself a retreat. I solemnly swear here that if we cannot snipe Inter Milan, then I will shave my head after the game!"
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Old Pozzo's words were directly restored to the newspaper by the reporter intact, and the entire Italian football public opinion was in an uproar.
Was Vardi asking you to provoke you?
Speaking of Valdy directly as a cancer in Italian football, I am afraid you are also a tease?
But if you think about the management style of the Pozo family, it seems that you can understand why he said so.
Udinese's rule of survival in Serie A is to engage in youth training, collect young players who have not yet played, and after Udinese has made a name for himself, then sell it to other teams at a high price to earn this difference.
Although the signs are not obvious now, Udinese can be regarded as a famous black shop in European football.
Anyway, they didn't plan to become giants, just make a fortune.
This is completely different from Inter Milan, and it is no wonder that old Pozzo is so unhappy to see Valdi and Inter Milan.
But Valdy would like to ask old Pozo, are you short-circuited?
If there is not such a huge giant like Inter Milan, who will your players cultivate and sell?
You earn money from Inter Milan and disdain Inter Milan. Isn't this a typical white-eyed wolf!
Besides your own salted fish, do others have to be salted like you?
Inter Milan stood out from the crowds in pursuit of Valdi and successfully brought Valdi to Serie A, which is definitely an increase in Serie A's influence.
Only Mr. World Football has ever left Serie A, and without Mr. World Football joining Serie A, can't this explain the problem?
Although the old Pozo has always had a big mouth, this time, he stood opposite the vast majority of people.
The people who eat melons said they were looking forward to Valdi's counterattack, and Valdi did not let them down.
In an interview, Valdi said disdainfully that Inter will definitely win this game, otherwise, it is to shave old Pozo into baldness.
If he doesn't shave, I personally shave him.
But by then it may be more than just the hair on the head.
Things look good.
Was it Udinese's successful attack on Inter Milan, or did Valdi shave old Pozo after Inter Milan's victory?
All suspense will be announced at the end of the game.
The media are optimistic about Valdi and Inter Milan, Inter Milan's strength, but not talking about it.
All Serie A giants and strong teams have been beaten with temper. Can Udinese, who has always been salted, turn over?
Even if I turned over, it was estimated that Valdi slapped it on the cutting board, then cut it into several sections, and ate it.
What's interesting is that in just a few days, Inter Club received a lot of things from fans, all of which were named to Valdi.
Open it and look, good guys, scissors, hair clippers, razors, shaving liquid... and even hair removal liquid...
The meaning of the fans is very simple, they can not do it themselves, but it does not prevent handing tools to the big brother.
If all these things are used, then Pozo will become a bald pig, with no hair left on his body.
Valdy looked at the pile of tools and couldn't help crying. If all these things were given to the barber shop, it would be enough for the barber shop to use in the next century.
Old Bozo, old Bozo, it seems I don’t know how many people are waiting to see your good show.
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Inter Milan came to Udine a day earlier. Although Udine is not far from Milan, Inter Milan is not bad at the hotel for the purpose of repairs.
At night, Valdi still had a room with Balotelli.
Although according to Mancini's meaning, Valdi is best to have a room with Ibrahimovic, so that the pair of strikers can develop a tacit understanding.
But the problem is that Ibrahimovic's grunts can blow up the curtains all the time~EbookFREE.me~ Valdi and he have a room, it's not a rest, it's obviously a kind of torture, and it's more tired than training.
So Ibrahimovic usually has a room with Materazzi, both of whom are masters of snoring, everyone is half a catty, and no one is merciless.
The purpose of a room between Valdy and Balotelli is to cultivate Balotelli in a subtle way. After all, Balotelli’s leveling experience is now also on Vardi’s head. There is double experience and I don’t know how to cherish it. It should have been shot for five minutes.
But don't think Balotelli is Valdy's younger brother. Valdi is safe. God knows what Balotelli can do.
For example, tonight, Balotelli turned into a scientist Balotelli and began his own research and development journey of science and technology.
"What's this? Iron Man?" Valdy looked at Balotelli's tinkering stuff, puzzled.
Balotelli showed a proud expression on his face and excitedly said to Vardy: "Obviously this is a flamethrower!"