Chapter 622: Magnetic pole strip attached to the door post
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1808 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:54:42
"Hey! Boy! Givemefive!"
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Ibrahimovic wants to celebrate with Valdi high-five, Valdi naturally has to cater to it, this is the perfect partner.
As a result, Valdy also reached out and patted Ibrahimovic fiercely.
But the next second, I only heard Ibrahimovic's voice, covered his palms and started jumping, his mouth was already scolding his mother!
Seeing Ibrahimovic's reaction, Valdi also felt stunned, sighing in his heart, screaming badly-he forgot to take off his gloves.
Now, Ibrahimovic must be experiencing the pain of Kolarov just now.
Vardy was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
Others saw this scene and thought it was a celebration method studied by Valdy and Ibrahimovic.
The two celebrated with high fives, and then Ibrahimovic seemed to have a broken hand, which is quite interesting!
But Ibrahimovic was like a dog at the time. If he hadn't seen anything when Valdi stretched out his hand, it is estimated that he was also the same as Kolarov. He thought that Valdy was stabbing him!
But how did Valdy make his hand seem to be drilled by an electric drill?
Looking at Ibrahimovic's irresistible expression, Valdy didn't really know whether he should admit his mistake or comfort him.
At that moment, Ibrahimovic suddenly lit up, remembering that Kolarov kept complaining that Valdy seemed to use something to pierce him, does Valdy really have something in his hand?
With a hand that pulled Vardy, Ibrahim began to examine it carefully, not to find out what was going on.
But Valdy had put the gloves into the system long ago, destined that Ibrahimovic could not find anything, and at most found a little dead skin from Valdy's hands.
Ibrahim didn't find anything, but he was still unwilling to continue to explore, looking like he didn't give up.
Vardy felt like he might have been fooled again...
And this scene is seen in the eyes of the fans, all spray rice.
"Why did Ibrahimovic and Valdi hold hands together? Are you going to be fed a bit of dog food to watch a ball?"
"Why is Vardi's hand so popular? After Kolarov touched Ibrahimovic, there must be an unknown secret in it!"
"I just want to know what it feels like to be touched by two guys, and Valdy must be broken by now!"
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Until Ibrahim gave up desperately, Valdi did not give Ibrahim an explanation, of course, he could not explain it.
So that Ibrahimovic looked strange in his eyes, as if looking at alien creatures.
But now Valdi has no time to pay attention to Ibrahimovic's changes, because he still has to work hard to find Lazio players trouble.
The score has become 2:0, and I have the capital to do things.
This time, Valdy pulled out the old friend pole strip.
This thing is also considered a stadium killer, used a few times, the effect is exceptionally remarkable, anyway, Valdy feels very satisfied.
The last couple wanted to keep it for commemoration, but since Lazio was not particular about it, it wouldn’t be a waste to use them, anyway, there is still a chance to get it later.
Even if he can't get it, Valdi can directly wish for a pair of pole pieces!
But who do you put the pole strip on?
Rocky was able to jump just a moment ago. As a striker, he didn't want to score a goal. He actually fouled Inter players frequently in the backcourt and was a little careless.
Well, it's you!
Pia, Valdy put the pole strip on Rocky.
However, Vardy did not know who should put another pole strip on him. The closest players to Rocky should be Pandev and Mauri. However, after all, they are offensive players and they cannot be too close.
Suddenly, Valdy moved.
Did not say that the pole strip must be attached to people!
Rocky is a left striker, so Valdi put another pole piece directly on the left post.
It is said that Valdy and the door frame are rivals, but this does not prevent Valdy from finding a close and good partner for the door frame.
After finishing this time, Valdi is deeply immersed in merit and fame, and is ready to enjoy a big show.
Needless to say, the power of the pole strips has been proven on the court. Usually, both of them hit Mars on the earth, and both sides are hurt. Both are miserable and miserable.
As for Rocky and the goal post, that is definitely not the result of losing both sides. How to think that Rocky should not be the opponent of the goal post.
Lazio, who was two goals behind, launched an offensive, and Inter Milan also strategically withdrew their defense. This is in line with the current situation of both sides. Anyway, with Inter Milan's defense, Lazio is not without a chance to score, but they want to equalize the score or even overtake.
In the 33rd minute of the first half, Lazio launched an offensive on the right, and Behrami crossed at a 45-degree angle. All the players rushed to the door, preparing to attack and defend.
Rocky also rushed at the back point. Once the ball leaked in front, he could immediately pick up the leak at the back point. This is a forward consciousness.
However, the strategy failed, and Samuel at the previous point pushed the ball out of the penalty area to complete the clearance, and Lazio's attack was the ultimate.
Rocky was about to rush to the goal, but stopped.
Unexpectedly, when the emergency stop failed, Roki didn't control the balance well, and slumped on the ground and fell into several petals.
However, this is not over, because of the huge impulse and the slippery lawn, Rocky slipped all the way to the goal of Inter Milan.
Vardy was looking at this scene from afar, and he smiled at the same time, and began to help the voice in his mouth.
"Boom!"
Rocky hit the left post straight, and the whole person turned over.
The players on both sides looked at Rocky lying on the ground as if they had already hung up, and said why this guy was so fierce.
Perhaps it should be said that Lucky didn't cross his legs, otherwise this time was a tragedy, and Valdy knew that Rocky must be very painful, but it should not be a big deal.
Sure enough, after being dizzy for a while, Rocky stood up limpingly. His arms hurt and his legs hurt. He felt the same as a dog.
With a sigh of sulking, Rocky vented his general kick to the doorpost.
If this foot is usually not a problem, you should know that now the magnetic pole strips are attached to the Rocky and the door post, and the gravity is very large.
With a scream, the whole leg numb.
Rocky's expression at this time was irresistible, and he felt that the whole world was fighting against himself.
Saying that the goalpost and Valdy are not life and death enemies, why didn't they get Vardi this time, and actually get themselves?
This unscientific!
Rocky limped away, perfectly playing an indomitable image of a hard-working person.
Valdy said in heart, you apply for the end as soon as possible, you have to know that this is just the beginning.
Two minutes later, Lazio scored a corner kick, and Roki jumped high afterwards and hit the ball with Maicon.
The ball was flying around irregularly. Rokey kept following the ball in the air, but he didn't expect the foot to slip again when he landed, rushing forward and rushing forward. Under the inexplicable gaze of everyone, he hit the center post.
The crunch sounded very permeable.
Suddenly hit by a sudden and unconscious personnel, Rocky lay on his back, fell to the ground in a large pattern, and rolled his eyes irregularly.
Everyone couldn't help but feel cold. This time, it hurt to watch, not to mention the state of Rocky now.
No one touched him!
Why can't I drive to hit the post?
Even if you are a success with iron heads, you don't need to compete with real steel!
You are not a chaste and fierce woman. If someone sees your arm, you will hit the column and commit suicide to prove your name!
The Lazio team doctors entered the field, and even without careful inspection, they knew that a slight concussion could not run away!
Lazio coach is helplessly ready to replace him on the sidelines. This non-combat downsizing is really unexpected.
However, Valdy felt that Rocky should return to the field, because the action time of the pole strip is not over yet!
Do you want to run, have you asked the pole piece?
Sure enough, after some inspection by the team doctor, Rocky actually woke up miraculously and quickly jumped alive.
So Lazio did not make a substitution, so Roki continued to play on the court.
Lazio continued to take corners. This time, Rocky learned well. This time I won't jump. Can't do it. I just picked up the leak at the back. I don't believe that I can hit the goalpost unfortunately?
But it turns out that in front of the Wei (tease) and Da (force) system, Rocky only has a possibility of trembling, hurry to kneel and confess in front of the system.
The corner kick came out, and Materazzi and Pandev jumped up at the same time, but still the very tall Materazzi took the lead to get to the ball~EbookFREE.me~ got the ball out, and in the process of falling, Matt Lacy had not forgotten his small movements, and arched towards Pandev in the air.
Pan Defu was also speechless, and he had a bad balance before he landed. After landing, he fell to the ground in a state of embarrassment.
However, it was definitely not Pan Defu. During the fall of Pan Defu, he did not deliberately hit Rocky behind him. He even lost his balance with Rocky and fell out.
Then, things were logical, and Rocky couldn't escape the close contact with the goal post and stuck his head on the goal post.
"Bang"
This third loud noise made everyone feel horrified.
Looking at Roki, who had been lying on the ground and twitched from time to time, apparently passed out, everyone felt horrified.
Is this product cursed?
In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Valdy in agreement, his eyes filled with awe.
If anyone is likely to curse, then only Valdi is possible.
Isn't that Vardy's amusing halo playing a role!
It has been so calm in recent times that everyone will soon forget Valdy's hidden skills!
Roki, you died so miserably!
This time there was no need to check on the sidelines. The ambulance pulled Roki to the hospital. Fearing that the treatment was not timely, Roki would become an idiot.
Looking at the ambulance away, Valdy felt that now the doorpost must not want Roki to go, because it hasn't played enough!
Seeing the terrible appearance of Roki, in fact, Valdi's anger has almost disappeared, saying that to clean up Lazio, this level is already okay, is it really necessary to kill it?
I hope Lazio is a little self-knowledge. Valdi is already merciful, but don't force him to slam again.
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