Chapter 716: fashion show
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1497 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:55:21
Vardy wants to run a catwalk not only to make a layer of meaning, but also to express-what are you doing at Milan Fashion Week!
Shouldn't fashion be more popular with the public, instead of being humongous and widowed, becoming a small group of people who are proud of themselves?
Of course, the most amused, the main purpose of all this is to play around, no one can stop it.
Everyone goes home and prepares separately. Since the catwalk is the fashion show, the most important thing is definitely clothes, not people. Whether the prepared clothes are attractive is the sign of the success of the catwalk.
Valdy didn't really have a good idea. Even if the clothes were turned over and over, how many tricks could there be?
Can he still be naked?
Thinking of a popular term in China in the past, Valdy felt that he could make a shared pant, which seemed to be quite fun.
The so-called sharing is of course not to say that after I wear it off, you take it off, but everyone can wear it together.
Imagine a picture of a group of people wearing a pair of gigantic pants, which is like Taiwanese sausage. It should be interesting.
As for what kind of clothes other animals will design, Vardi is unknown, mainly because he does not want to know, because he does not have to think that the picture must be very spicy.
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The next game is the third round of the UEFA Champions League group stage, Inter Milan at home against the Cyprus team Anrocosa.
God knows how the Cyprus team made it to the Champions League through qualifying, which is considered a big miracle. For the third-tier league, the Champions League means heaven.
Of course, no one thinks that Anrocosas can continue to do anything in the Champions League. Not to mention the powerful Inter, even Bremen and Panathinaikos cannot compete with them.
Being able to show their face in the Champions League, they already feel very satisfied, but if they know that Inter Milan cattle will be very serious about holding a fashion show in their competition with them, then their hearts must collapse.
On the day of the game, Inter fans have already filled the stands early. In recent seasons, Inter has been strong to each side, and the ball market has burst naturally. At present, Inter's home attendance rate is far more than that of rival Milan, and it only dominates Serie A.
Inter came to the court early, and the players got into the locker room and began to prepare. Although they don't need makeup, do you think that these strange clothes don't take time to wear?
And they can’t delay too much time in the fashion show, even if the opponent is to send points, but the game is the game, and the warm-up time can’t be compressed, otherwise you will only be unlucky because the injury is not enough during the warm-up. .
Mourinho didn't know that the players were going to perform a fashion show, but clues have shown that these are going to do things.
In view of the current team's good performance and relatively easy schedule, Mourinho will not prevent players from fooling around in a limited range, as long as it is not big, don't be like Mancini Jr.
The players put on their own clothes, and at this time Valdy was really feasting.
Comrade Ritian may be very satisfied with his figure. He is ready to go out wearing a pair of boxer shorts, and it feels as if he is going to swim.
Vardy couldn't help but vomit, do you think this is a catwalk show?
Others are Victoria’s secrets, are you the truth about Beckham?
Well, every day is so reckless, if he is not convinced, maybe he dares to go out naked.
Turning around again, Balotelli is putting on his own clothes. Well, it should be done by himself, depending on the situation!
In other words, where did your leaves come from?
Isn't there any trouble for you to embrace the organization?
I have to admit that covering yourself with leaves is not only mysterious, but the most important thing is also environmentally friendly and low-carbon.
Uh, the idea of making pants with pine leaves is very good, and very brave, you are a pure man.
But I beg you, can you cover the two small spots on the chest with leaves?
Turn again, Maxwell's lace suit seems to be very good here, black silk is full of temptation, which will make people nosebleed.
And Cordoba, is it really good for you to go out in a plastic bag like this?
I think you are not a fashion catwalk, but a performance art.
In the end, Valdy finally saw a slightly normal one, um, is it not normal for women?
Perhaps Ferdinand will be very pleased to come to the Inter Milan dressing room at this time, because he found a like-minded companion, as an idealist who vowed to carry forward women's clothing, and was able to find a brother with a common ideal, it is actually not easy One thing!
Valdy never found out that Materazzi was actually a big lady in women's clothing, which was too hidden!
Evening dress series is very elegant, elegant and elegant, if you don't look at his old face.
There is always someone with a hobby that does not match his appearance. Perhaps he can’t even control it. This is not uncommon.
Valdy doesn't discriminate against women's bigwigs, but only if you don't flinch at me!
No matter Ferdinand or Materazzi, on the football field, they are definitely tough guys, but who can think they have such a delicate heart.
I don’t know if psychologists have done any research. Are the big brothers who seem to be rough but like women's clothes, because they are too manly on weekdays, and the endocrine is seriously imbalanced.
This picture is actually quite terrifying, and it can be brought into the scene by perfection.
In the 2006 World Cup final, Materazzi abused Zidane, and then Zidane's head gave him a penalty. This classic picture is probably still clear after a century.
And in this picture, what if Materazzi is a big lady?
The whispering scolding in the mouth turned into a blame-like blame, and then Zidane couldn't bear it and turned his head towards the women's lord...
In this picture, I personally feel like Zidane went to the nightclub to find the princess. She had no money to pay, she had to pay the bill, and was humiliated by the princess.
Shaking his head deadly, this picture is too spicy eyes.
Vardy vomited about other people's clothing, but others also vomited about Valdi's design, because no one could see what he was doing.
Normal pants have two legs, and Valdy's big pants, one leg after another on both legs, endlessly, as if countless pants are stitched together.
Seeing the puzzled eyes of his teammates, Vardi smiled and explained: "Don't you want to wear a pair of pants together and then jump the four little swans hand in hand side by side?"
Okay, the animals wanted to.
Soon, when everyone changed their clothes, Captain Zanetti shouted, and everyone burst out, if you don't look at what they are wearing ~EbookFREE.me~ then you will think this group of are in full swing.
Walking in the player channel, the stadium staff were dumbfounded.
What the is this big ticket?
A group of mentally ill come in the stadium?
If it weren't for recognizing the faces of the players, the security guards must have beaten this group of neuroses with electric batons.
And when the players walked out of the player's tunnel and formally entered the stadium, Meazza, who was still boiling, was silent for a moment, as if it was being cast by time.
Everyone's mouth is wide open, and it's no problem to put a dinosaur egg in it. That surprised expression has already betrayed the real idea in their hearts?
Fans have already pulled out their tickets to check the information carefully.
That's right, today is Inter Milan's Champions League group stage, which is no problem.
But Mao felt like he had walked through the set. Is this the branch of Paris Fashion Week?
When they saw the faces of these guys, they were even more stunned.
Inter players are too careless. They are about to play here. You guys actually played a fashion show. Would you like this wave?
However, your actions are very amateurish at first glance. The male models take masculine and temperamental movements on the T-stage. You guys are just amused!
Reaching out in two steps, and turning back in three steps, the lady in the red light district has such a move.
This is not the point. The point is, what are you wearing?
Leaves, paper sheets, cans, big pants, lace... in the end there are women's clothing, are you deliberately and the eyes of the fans?
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