Chapter 87: Bald combination
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1155 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:51:46
entered the game roster without suspense, but this time Moyes did not choose to open the starting list in Liverpool, I don't know if it is holding back any bad.
The whole team came to London one day in advance and stayed in a hotel.
Although no starting list was announced, Vardy knew that he would definitely start because Moyes actually chose to take himself to the pre-match press conference this time.
Perhaps Moyes felt that his new bald head could attract the attention of reporters, so that no one would pay too much attention to the game!
Valdy speculates on Moyes's psychology without malice.
Sure enough, Valdi walked into the conference site with a big bald head, and immediately aroused a cry of excitement. Although there had been news before, but I saw this scene in person, and still felt spicy eyes.
Bald is very common on the court, but from a killing Matt directly to a bald, there is no more!
The camera kept flashing and clicking, it was totally the treatment of superstars.
Even Mourinho's head next door looked at Valdi several times.
"Your hairstyle is good!" This is the first conversation between Mourinho and Valdi.
However, Moyes may have underestimated everyone's interest in Vardi, so that the first half of the conference was completely transformed into Valdi's personal press conference, and there was no football at all!
"Will Mr. Valdy, why do you want to change your hairstyle?"
"What does this hairstyle mean?"
"Do you have any serious mental blows?"
"It is rumored that you confessed to a female reporter at the Halloween party, can you tell me the detailed process?"
"Is it because your new girlfriend doesn't like your original look, so I shaved you off while you were sleeping?"
"Are you also shaved by her underneath?"
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Faced with these illogical problems, Valdy wanted to put on a wig.
I'm so crushed, my bald head represents my mood, can you always sprinkle salt on my wounds!
It is a pity that reporters do not know this, and even if they know it, there will be absolutely no mercy.
"This head shape is very cool and will make me calmer on the court. It's that simple!" Valdy said expressionlessly.
The reporter nodded neatly and said yes.
Well, you are so funny on the court, you really should be calm!
Finally, the style of the press conference became normal, everyone no longer entangled in Valdy's new head shape, so it was the turn of the two coaches.
Although Moyes took Everton to the third place in the Premier League, his topic was far less than Mourinho's big mouth, so in comparison, Mourinho is a male one, and Moyer Si is just a male match.
"We have no reason not to take all three points in this game, Everton performed well, but obviously Chelsea is stronger, we have the strongest lineup in the Premier League and can definitely beat Everton's defense!"
"You ask me what I think of Valdy?"
"He is a good young man. It is unimaginable to have such a good performance in the first season of the Premier League, but he has to grow more and enrich his offensive methods. Defensive counterattack alone is no way to become a superstar. of!"
"Chelsea is a balanced team of offense and defense, and we will not neglect the defense in order to attack. We will limit Vardi's defensive counterattack to the maximum. Losing his counterattack point, Everton's offense is not worth mentioning! "
Crazy people are always accustomed to putting words in front of the media. Although he has this strength and confidence, others will not sound so comfortable.
The reporters turned their attention to Valdi immediately and wanted to see how this newcomer evaluated by Mourinho responded!
moved the microphone to the front, cleared his throat, and Vardi smiled and spoke to the reporter.
"Middlesbrough coach said something similar, then I scored and Everton won!"
"The Tottenham coach said something similar, and then I scored again and Tottenham lost his victory!"
"The Norwich and Villa coaches both felt that I was easy to be guarded, and in the end they both died miserably!"
"Only Portsmouth said this but nothing happened because I was suspended from the red card in that game!"
"The data proves that usually I think I can be prevented before the game, the results may not be very good!"
The reporters in the audience laughed together, and Mourinho seemed a little embarrassed. He did not expect Vardi to be so sharp.
Of course, Valdi did not say too much, after all, this so-called pre-match dialogue is only part of psychological warfare, and it can never be like a shrew cursing the street.
And he is in a state of broken love and he really has no intention to fight against others.
At night, Valdy and Ottoman lived in a room, and they were full of love.
Looking at Ottoman's scalp-heeled head, Valdy felt that the product was really not aesthetic.
For a player in the public eye, either high-profile or dead, mediocrity has no future.
"Where is your personality?" Valdi asked Osman seriously.
Osman is puzzled~EbookFREE.me~Personality? Can you eat it? "
Vardy rolled his eyes, took out his phone, and quickly turned out a picture of the previous killing Matt. He said to Ottoman: "I see it, my style is called personality, look at this again -" pointing to his bald head, "This is also called personality!"
Osman looked at Vardy disdainfully: "You are not called personality, you are called tease!"
"What is called is not the point, the most important thing is to attract eyeballs!" Vardi waved his hand, scorned Fang Qi's way of pointing Jiangshan, "Now is an era of eyeball economy, if you do not attract eyeballs, it means falling behind!"
Ottoman is not aware of it, do you mean you are left behind without shaving your head?
"Why don't you understand, think about it, what is your weekly salary? How much is Beckham's weekly salary? Do you think the salary gap between you and the strength gap match? If you are more eye-catching and more famous, will you? Earn more? If nothing else, endorsement is enough for you to eat!"
Osman nodded somewhat, "What should I do?"
Valdy pointed out in a teachable way: "You see if I have shaved my head now, that is to say, I have three bald heads in the frontcourt in Everton! If you shave another bald head, then we are Egypt." Fulton's bald head in the frontcourt, you think about how shocking the four bald heads are. Can you grab the headlines?"
"Nothing else, we can form a bald combination, and then there will be countless shampoo brands coming to us for endorsement!"
Ottoman nodded like garlic, he thinks that Valdy makes too much sense!
I didn't think about how special I used to be!
has lived on dogs for all these years!
He seemed to see a bright avenue appear in front of him!