Chapter 91: What are you doing with my pants?
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1336 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:51:52
Vardi felt that his physical fitness has always been very good, but today he was panting after being exhausted in defense. Taking advantage of the corner kick, Valdi bent down and leaned on his knees, wanting to take a good rest!
For Chelsea's offense, Moyes did not have a good way to contain it. The only thing he wanted was to be able to hold it.
Lampard is the best all-around midfielder. He has a better ability to insert in the back row than Cahill and has a better long-range ability. You know, this product has a brilliant achievement of scoring 20+ goals in the season.
Waldi simply stared at Lampard. Although his defensive skills are bad, he is also a big living person. I don’t believe that Lampard can treat him as non-existent.
Lampard did not expect that Valdi would be able to get along with him specifically, but he was not too worried, just running more aggressively, and the running position was more flexible, he believed that he could certainly get rid of Valdi.
But he was wrong again, as if he had used Valdy's technology in front of him, then Valdy might have no solution at all.
But if you run with Valdibi, then Lampard is really not an opponent!
Even if Valdy is passive on the defensive side, his excellent explosiveness and speed are enough to make up for it. With all his strength, he sticks to Lampard like a big snot, making the magic lamp hard to connect the ball!
"Can you ignore me a little further, do you know you are so annoying?" Lampard, who could not bear it, said angrily to Valdy.
But who knows that Valdy didn’t care at all, shrugged, and said with ease: "I often say this to my opponents who defend me, but they still stick to me, so they still stick to me, so in the end, I used goals to make them get rid of them. What do you think of this result?"
Lampard spit out an old blood, and he almost didn't get angry.
Just when he wanted to trouble Valdy with a small gesture, his teammates suddenly passed the ball to him, and he was caught off guard. Lampard didn't stop the ball.
Waldi would miss this opportunity, an arrow stepped past the stuck position and controlled the ball under his feet.
Looking around, in the vast half of Chelsea, only the defender Carvalho and the goalkeeper Cech, for Valdi, this is definitely the best time to fight back.
I want to start!
I want to start charging!
No one should stop me!
I am a chasing boy!
I need to......
Huh?
Why didn't it start?
thorn
With the sound of his voice, Vardy turned his head to look and found Lampard holding a blue rag in a daze.
And chilly near his ass!
Excuse me, what happened just now?
Beep--
The referee's whistle sounded decisively, and ran quickly to the place where the incident occurred, giving Lampard a yellow card without hesitation.
Lampard's expression of sorrow, without excuse, handed the rag in his hand to Valdy.
Only then did Vardi react from the coercion.
"Did you just tear my pants off?"
All fans in the audience are going to laugh, no one can not laugh at this scene!
Before Vardy furiously went to Lampard to settle the bill, he was stopped by the referee.
"According to the rules, the players' jerseys must be complete, please go to the court to change the pants!"
Vardi looked at Lampard with a ruthless look, and gave him a "waiting for you to look good", and then had to go off to change his pants.
Stamford Bridge boos, and laughter is also the same, the culprit of this goal is unfortunate, Chelsea fans are the most happy.
Vardi always felt that everyone's eyes shot back and forth between his crotch and hips, and could not help but chrysanthemum tightly.
What's so beautiful about the pants! ! !
Covered the buttocks with one hand and the front with one hand, and ran to the side of the court very awkwardly.
Just now Moyes already knew what was going on, so the staff had to go to the dressing room to give Valdi new pants. Vardi just had to wait on the sidelines.
"Valdy's pants, everyone can tear them!"
"Last time I tied someone, I will tear it up today, it's retribution!"
"Lampard's hands are very slippery, Valdy runs like a rabbit, he can actually react!"
"Is it only me who is interested in Valdy's chrysanthemum?"
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From time to time, the camera gave Vardi anxiously waiting to the sidelines. The fans also talked about it hotly. Every time Everton played, he could always see the joyous side of Valdi, although this is not Valdi's original intention... ...
Soon, the staff rushed out of the locker room and handed the shorts to Valdy's hands.
Whether or not Valdi was widely available, he took off the torn pants directly and put them on three times.
He must not be unhappy. When the team is under siege, there is one less person. This is a very big disadvantage. Teammates are actively running to make up for their vacancies.
Finally, fasten the straps, and Valdy ran into the field quickly, unwilling to delay for a minute.
Beep--
The referee's whistle suddenly sounded. No one knows why the referee should stop the game at this time.
Vardi stopped and looked at the referee with confusion, but was surprised to find that the referee was running towards himself!
Quickly look at yourself up and down, pants are intact, no problem!
"Why not wait on the sidelines and wait for me to allow you to enter? Sorry, I must give you a yellow card!"
The referee walked in front of Valdi and said seriously to Valdi while trying to get the yellow card out of his pocket!
Vardy was dumbfounded. Because of the defense in the first half, he got a yellow card. If he gets another one, wouldn't he want to end?
No way!
Absolutely not!
At that moment, Valdy's mind was clear!
"System, I want to use a card change to offset the card!" Enter the system, roar, and Valdi will use his long-stored treasure!
has proved that the system is omnipotent!
In the moment the referee's eyes appeared confused and reflective~EbookFREE.me~ Then the hand to go to the yellow card stopped suddenly!
"I will give you a warning this time, now you are back to the sidelines, and you will come in when I ask you to enter!"
The referee said seriously to Valdy again.
The fact that the yellow card actually passed!
Vardi was very happy to run to the sidelines, standing outside the sidelines, acting like a good baby.
While Chelsea's offensive was destroyed, Valdi returned to the field and joined the game after the referee's permission.
"Lampard, you wait for me!"
Vardi was sore about Lampard’s wicked hand, and he vowed to give Lampard a good look.
The game became more intense, and Chelsea's offensive became more fierce. The fans were already so nervous that they forgot to breathe. No one knows whether Chelsea can break Everton's goal before the game ends.
But at this moment,
Beep--
Without warning, the referee's whistle rang again!
looked at the referee who took a yellow card again while walking towards himself.
I just watched Cheer's suit quietly just now, I didn't do anything!
But the referee walked in front of and behind him, the yellow card lit up, then took out the red card, and under the watch of everyone, he held high and aimed at Valdy!
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