Chapter 285: Dense forest border
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I Became a God in a Horror Game
- 壶鱼辣椒
- 1892 characters
- 2021-04-11 06:08:30
Amidst the cheers, Alex, who was almost indistinguishable from southeast to northwest, picked up Guy and was surrounded by a new house temporarily arranged in the tavern.
This group of people also arranged a room for Bai Liu and the others very leisurely. Although it looks simple, it still looks like that.
Without a teacher, the spades had to bend down and imitate Alex's movements and hugged Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped him.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Tang Er Da, who was motionless among the race for a long time, like a woodcarving.
The expression on Tang Erda's face was blank. He stared at the spades and the veil on his head slowly for a while, then glanced at the natural white willow, and finally slowly lowered his head and glanced at the wine bottle in his hand. , Turned it over and checked the degree to confirm that he had not drunk too much and had hallucinations.
Tang Erda murmured to himself in a daze, "Is there a monster here, I have been alienated and my mental value has dropped"
Bai Liu calmly pressed down the spades behind him and tried to lift him up again, "No need."
Spades look up ""
"Alex embraced Guy." He wondered from the bottom of his heart, "Can't I hold you in?"
Bai Liu said, "We don't use it."
Spades questioning "why"
Bai Liu only pondered for two seconds, and then started talking nonsense without changing his face, "Alex hug Guy, the one who didn't wear a wedding dress is wearing a wedding dress, it's not you who hug me."
Spades gave a sudden oh, and then naturally opened their arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if they were ready to wait for Bai Liu to be carried into the new house.
Bai Liu scanned the spades that were one head taller than him from top to bottom, and looked away casually. "But you look too heavy, I can't hold you, so forget it."
Spades were quiet for a while, he slowly put down the back of his hand behind him, oh, he stood in front of Bai Liu, and still looked at him firmly.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and raised his eyebrows, revealing an expression of inquiries about what else you want.
"I'm not very heavy either." Spades defended solemnly, "814kg, only one hundred and sixty-three catties, you should try it."
After speaking, he opened his arms again, his face was faint, and his eyes were staring at Bai Liu, giving people a sense of urgency that you hurry up and pick me up and enter the new house.
White Willow ""
Bai Liu calmly retorted, "I really can't hold it."
"But we're married, you should take me in." Spades glanced at the door of the room where Alex was holding Guy and fell flatly on Bai Willow's face, "Alex Anyone who is drunk can carry a 174 catty Guy in."
Spades looked down at Bai Willow, calmly expounding the fact, "I'm eleven catties lighter than Gay."
White Willow ""
He inexplicably sensed a condemnation in the words of spades.
Bai Liu rationally knew that he couldn't hold the spades after he was drunk, but after the spades were drunk, the stubbornness and realism he learned was that this person would not give in unless he got a reasonable answer.
"I really can't hold it." Bai Liu smiled and looked at the spades. "But a certain tool in my system panel has the ability to transport you. I can use this tool to carry you in. Can you accept it?"
After a little thought, the spades nodded.
He can accept Bai Liu's use of game props to hug him in, such as a floating mat used to reduce weight.
One minute later.
Tang Erda's facial expressions completely stagnated. He took a stiff stop, like a Haidilao food delivery robot that lost his brain consciousness. The "cargo" being transported.
"Goods" had no expression on his face, his body was straight, his hands were neatly attached to the seams of his trousers, lying flat on Tang Erda's straight forward arms like a frozen corpse.
Because Tang Erdo didn't support or hold the spades at all, the spades would roll down if they didn't straighten up.
But even if the spades straightened their body, the slight bumps during Tang Er's marching would cause the expressionless spades on his arms to roll left and right.
Fortunately, it didn't roll off.
Bai Liu walked beside him with an air, and directed the "food delivery robot" to the door of the new house.
Next to him was a group of soldiers with straight eyes and a dull expression. They watched in amazement as Tang Erda lifted Bai Liu to the door of the new house.
It wasn't until the door of the new house was closed that these strange three people disappeared at the door, and these soldiers retracted their eyes in a daze.
A soldier swallowed and exclaimed "God, what is this?"
"I know" a famous soldier raised his hand excitedly to answer, "This is an ancient oriental marriage custom."
A group of soldiers looked over curiously.
The soldier rubbed his hands and smiled happily. "I heard that the ancient emperors of the East would let some of their subordinate men help transport their wives to the bed."
"It seems like this. Let the subordinates tie his wife upright with something, and then let the subordinates carefully send them into the room." The soldier felt as if he was talking about something extremely curious, and he moved closer The soldier of, mysteriously lowered his voice, "In order to ensure the chastity of the wives who have been transported, these subordinates are generally castrated."
The soldiers issued a long, shocked, and extremely gossip "Oh"
A soldier seemed extremely unbelievable about such cruel customs. He shook his head and exclaimed, "So that tall recruit"
The soldier who talked about customs nodded painfully, "mostly."
Everyone sighed like a long sigh.
The soldier turned around and said, "But you don't have to sympathize with him too much. Generally speaking, such castration is voluntary."
"Voluntary" everyone had their pupils trembling, "He is so tall and so handsome, he would actually be willing to do such a thing to himself"
"Ancient Dongfeng civilization and customs." The soldier shook his head to show off his knowledge. "It is said that this is to show his loyalty and better serve his king."
"That little man must have royal blood" The soldier gave a final word.
Everyone gave another long oh.
Bai Liu, who didn't know he had royal blood, sat on the side of the bed, glanced at the "favored concubine" lying on the bed, and Tang Erda who was standing on the side of the bed as if it had been solidified.
"I, I'm leaving now." Tang Erda uttered these words with difficulty. He didn't dare to look at the spades on the bed and the white willow beside the bed. He almost fled through the back door of the room.
He didn't know that he had been "castrated" outside.
The spades lying on the bed looked at the white willow quietly, with a faint gaze.
Bai Liu turned his back to the spades, with a faint smile in his voice, "I have shown it to you. Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel. It is my tool. I didn't deceive you."
Spades rolled over, buried their face in the pillow, and let out a sullen cry.
But soon, Spades' mood seemed to calm down. He looked sideways at Bai Liu who was sitting on the side of the bed, unzipping his cuffs and taking off his jacket, his eyes began to be full of inquisitiveness, "Are we going to do anything tonight?"
"You don't have to do anything." Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt again.
He didn't shy away from the spades' sight, changed his clothes generously, then opened the quilt and lay down, smiling at the spades and saying good night.
Bai Liu reached out his hand and turned off the lamp. Everything went dark, and soon his breathing became even.
The spades lying next to him showed confusion and his instinct told him that the marriage process hadn't finished yet.
But he doesn’t know what to do next, as if two people are lying in bed and can’t do anything except sleep.
Spades rolled over a few times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu, closing his eyes.
Bai Liu, who pretended to be asleep, quietly curled up the corners of her mouth.
When Bai Liu was a child, he wanted to avoid some of Sheta's problems, or did something that she didn't want to be known by Sheta, but when she was discovered by Sheta, he pretended to sleep.
No matter what the situation is, Sheta will not disturb his sleep.
It seems that this good habit has been left to the present.
But when Bai Liu's mouth was half-hooked, it froze in another new house separated by a wall from them. A strange sound and the two people's breathing intertwined came from another new house.
White Willow ""
Is the soundproofing of the rooms in this pub so bad?
Spades opened his eyes. He did not quarrel with Bai Liu who was still pretending to be asleep. Instead, he knelt on one knee at the head of the bed quietly, turned his head and put his ears on the wall intently. He must Know what the next procedure is for getting married.
White Willow ""
He also opened his eyes, his eyelids were slightly slit, and he silently stared at the profile of the spades in the dark.
The voices of Guy and Alex are too entangled. For ordinary people, they may not be able to hear what the two people are talking vaguely while kissing, but the panels between the white willow and the spades are not low, the facial features are not low. The acuity is very high, so they can hear clearly.
"Oh God Guy, Guy you too"
Guy’s voice came with a smile, "Alex, um, slow down the condom, I put a condom on the bedside, hey boy, even on the wedding night, this is a must."
The spades stopped for a second or two, and then he turned around to open the bedside table, Bai Liu had to stand up to stop him.
Bai Liu patted on the lamp, raised his eyes and asked calmly, "If you don't sleep, what are you going to do?"
Spades looked at him, "I'm looking for a condom by the bed."
Bai Liu paused slightly, "What are you looking for?"
The voice on the other side of the wall suddenly became sharp, "God, Guy, you are wearing God with your mouth"
"Used to wear." Spades understood the usage of this thing instantly, and he stared directly at Bai Liu's lips, "Do you want to use your mouth to help?"
Bai Liu calmly refuted "Impossible."
Spades looked at Bai Liu "Why is it impossible?"
Bai Liu took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly.
He realized that the spades couldn't be fooled again so easily.
Bai Liu looked away, his neck turned red almost visible to the naked eye, and the fingers hanging beside him twitched almost convulsively. "I can use other places to help you."
"I don't want Tang Er to help me wear it." Spades interrupted Bai Liu's words without hesitation. He stared at Bai Liu with a nice mistake, kneeling and holding Bai Liu against the wall, and he pasted Bai Liu's lips. Very close very close "I want you to come.", please keep in mind: Free and fastest update, no anti-theft, no anti-theft