Chapter 3: Strange way of eating
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I Became the Ultimate Boss
- Blue Ocean
- 1583 characters
- 2021-01-31 04:36:21
A woman in her thirties is standing downstairs, her hair tied to the right, with a wife’s hairstyle.
Holding a spray bottle of disinfectant in her hand, she kept spraying the road surface, and the small spout made a strange noise.
噗噗噗噗.
The lady of the convenience store was doing disinfection work at the door. When she turned and looked up, she happened to see Kemeng leaning against the window on the second floor.
"Ke always gets up so early." The wife smiled gently.
On the horizon, the sun jumped out of the thick clouds, the sunlight penetrated the thin clouds, and the sky became extremely pure.
The city cast by the steel forest is illuminated by the golden morning sun, and the light spreads all the way to the rear from the distant streets.
Mrs. 's shadow was clearly reflected, and several tentacles stretched out on the ground.
Kemeng blinked, and his wife still stood there softly, smiling at him, without any change in the shadow.
He should be dazzled.
At this time, a petite girl sprang out, wearing a loose T-shirt with a small octopus pattern. When she shook her head, the little pony tail behind her shook.
She smiled and shook her small hand, her eyes under her bangs were pure and bright, and she wore a mask and cried out, "Good morning Amon!"
"Morning." Kemeng leaned against the window and said, "I woke up early today, do you have any fish here?"
"Yes, if you want to eat, I'll give it to you, no money." The lady boss smiled.
Kemeng is her landlord, it is not difficult to send two packets of dried fish.
"Don't be so polite, I'll just buy a pack and try it."
Kemeng was about to go downstairs, the daughter of the owner of the convenience store took the initiative to ask: "Brother Amen, I'll give it to you."
"Thanks." Kemeng heard that someone brought it up, so he stopped going down.
The sun shines on the girl's face, and she smiles happily, but the mask hides her smile.
"Pancake fruit and soy milk, too." Kemeng saw the small cart just launched downstairs with soy milk, fried dough sticks and pancake fruit.
"it is good!"
The girl quickly packed the soy milk and fried dough sticks.
Kemeng directly transferred the money to the other party on WeChat, and then waited for the other party to put breakfast and dried fish at the door.
He is the landlord of this building. He has two four-storey properties under his name. Among them, the third and fourth floors are rented out, the first floor is rented out to others as a shop, and the other property is in his hometown.
Even if he doesn't look for a job, his little life is very moist.
Kemeng lived on the second floor, and soon there was a thumping sound from the door.
Chen Momo's lively voice resounded outside the door: "Open the door!"
Kemeng opened the door wearing a mask and saw the girl holding a small bag, looking at Kemeng's back, there was nothing.
"What are you looking at?" Kemeng asked in confusion.
"I didn't see anything."
The girl shook her head, and the ponytail behind her shook.
Kemeng saw Chen Momo's new hair accessory. It was a hairpin clipped to his hair, which looked like a red Q version of a small octopus.
"New hair accessory?" Kemeng pointed to the Q version of the hair accessory on the girl's head.
"Right, cute?" Chen Momo stared at Kemeng, showing off to him with joy.
"Well, it's cute," Kemon commented.
The girl left happily and jogged downstairs.
Back to the bedroom, the big-faced cat still squatted in the cat basin, without changing its body orientation, still staring at the camera.
There are two bags of dried fish, pancake fruit and soy milk in the small bag.
Kemeng squatted down, tore open the dried fish bag, took out a piece of dried fish, and handed it to the mouth of the big-faced cat.
I heard that in addition to cat food, cats also eat meat, milk, bread and other things.
Kemeng has never raised a cat, but I want this big-faced cat to be different from ordinary cats. This cat can survive by eating a piece of dried fish a day. There may be a mysterious power to maintain the body's energy supply and demand. The dried fish is only a superficial need.
The dried fish was handed to his mouth, but the big-faced cat's mouth did not move.
Give it a little deeper, and poke the dried fish head into the cat’s mouth with very light resistance and easily insert it into the cat’s mouth.
After this step, the big-faced cat still has a fixed expression, without any reaction.
"Will you die?"
Kemeng tried to push the dried fish deeper. The dried fish seemed to go into the change hole of the vending machine, and then went in a little more, then disappeared.
Kemeng blinked. He didn't see how the other party was eating just now, so he fed another dried fish.
As soon as half of the fish's tail entered his mouth, Kemeng took out the fish's tail immediately. Only the tail of the dried fish was left. The fish head and the fish at the end of the mouth disappeared without a trace.
"Fuck!"
Kemeng did not expect the process of feeding the cat to be so frightening.
Where is eating? It even skips the eating process. Its mouth is like a coin slot of a coin machine, and the dried fish disappears when it is put in its mouth.
stepped back, staring at the big-faced cat for half a minute, and saw that it was still so stupid, his expression was fixed, and he did not show any malicious tendency.
Maybe you misunderstood it?
Kemeng turned back to the kitchen to take a pair of chopsticks, picked up the remaining half of the fish tail with the chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and then dragged the chopsticks out of his mouth.
The dried fish disappeared, and the wooden chopsticks were intact.
According to the strange feeding knowledge that the big face cat instilled in Kemon, it does not need to or pee, and one piece of dried fish a day is enough.
Mao Lian villagers usually feed it like this, and there is no malnutrition or physical breakdown.
Kemeng put the bag of dried fish aside, checked the video recorded by the camera frame by frame, and analyzed the feeding process.
In the shot, the middle section of the dried fish entering the mouth was just covered by the black shadow. The dividing line disappeared when the dried fish entered the mouth, but the wooden chopsticks did not disappear.
Kemeng opened the small notebook and recorded with pen:
"When feeding, the dried fish disappeared and the wooden chopsticks are still there. Does this mean that the big-faced cat does not eat wooden objects?"
"The expression is fixed because it stops thinking."
"When there is something strange around you, looking at it in the eyes for fifteen seconds can increase the knowledge of strange things. This is the key point, we should circle it."
"The safety of Big Face Cat is temporarily classified as suspected safety."
This is his small habit of taking notes. Whenever he is interested in something, he will habitually analyze and record it.
Kemeng turned the notebook forward, and he could see the various analysis records he had done before.
E.g:
"Using mobile phone batteries to light a fire in the wild, can UU read www.uukanshu.com work? It is feasible! Set a haystack on fire, and finally use a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire safely."
"Is the "quantum wave reading method" posted on the Internet true? fake! After turning over it for a long time, I didn't remember a word. "
"Is the pen fairy game real? Fake! Human manipulation!"
There are a series of analysis records in , most of which are trivial things. He feels that this record can be listed as a great reward for human confusing behavior.
As time passed quietly, he remembered one thing.
This cat comes from another world, will it carry other world germs and other things?
But it’s useless to think about it now. The big-faced cat has been in the house from the moment he woke up. It is useless to prevent it. If there is a germ, it must have penetrated his body.
Kemeng decided to stay at home for a while.
Recently due to the pneumonia epidemic, home isolation is quite normal.
But his city has started to work one after another, and people can wear masks to work on the street or eat something.
The mother and daughter also wore masks when they worked downstairs. The measures to be taken have been implemented, and I hope they will do nothing.
Think about it, Kemeng added one more record to the notebook:
"Big-faced cats may carry other world bacteria, temporarily stay at home for a period of time."
Then he thought of the girl downstairs and her mother again, and added a note to his notebook: "Pay attention to the health of the tenant downstairs."
How to follow? Of course, use QQ to ask if there are signs of discomfort.
But it's too early, so I will ask again in the evening, and then once a day.
Kemona paper roll patted the silly cat on the head, "Can you talk?"