Vol 3 Chapter 1473: Poetry contest, Fang Yeyu played like a monkey
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I Can Extract Proficiency (Dominating the Pugilistic World With My Detective Skills)
- Yun Dong Liu
- 2611 characters
- 2022-01-02 12:15:26
Hearing Pang Ban's words, Ye Weiming couldn't help but frown. He raised his head and looked at Fang Yeyu, who was talking and laughing with the palace maid again, and the killing intent in his eyes became more intense.
As Pang Ban said, that palace lady will marry with Yinchuan in the future. Even if the consort cannot be touched in a short time, she will definitely be in her pocket in the future.
Therefore, the princess selected by Princess Yinchuan this time will directly determine her lifelong happiness!
In this case, the candidate of the consort has a more direct relationship with the palace lady. After he had a preconceived impression of a certain candidate, he would definitely try his best to influence the princess' decision.
As a close-knit court lady who gets along with the princess day and night, what kind of influence she can have is a question that all candidates cannot ignore.
Feeling the murderous intent blooming subconsciously on Ye Weiming's body, he quickly reminded him in a low voice: "Ye Xiaoxia, I advise you to calm down, I'm still here!"
The group came to the Yuhuan again, and from a distance, they saw Princess Yinchuan playing with butterflies among the flowers. Today, she is clearly dressed up, wearing a light green gauze skirt that fits very well, showing her rugged body and unbearable slender waist. She wears Xixia country on her head. The characteristic silver headgear, with a slight movement, there is a clear and pleasant clinking sound, which is very pleasing to the ear.
Far away, Ye Weiming smelled a special fragrance coming from her. She didn't know what spice was applied to her body. Even the butterflies were attracted by the fragrance and were willing to stay on her body and play with her.
At this time, the leading palace lady hurried forward a few steps and bowed to Princess Yinchuan and said: "Princess, Prince Fang Yeyu and Ye Shaoxia have arrived."
Yinchuan finally spit out the internal force and gently pushed away the butterfly that fell on her. This action was very careful, as if he was afraid that his internal force would hurt those weak insects.
turned around, his bright eyes swept across the three of them, and they immediately lit up, and then they were immediately covered up by her. Then he smiled lightly and pointed to the pavilion on the other side and said: "How about three people, please come and sit there with me?"
Such a normal proposal, naturally no one will object. After everyone was seated, Yinchuan looked at Pang Ban, who was sitting farthest on the side, and said with a chuckle: "This must be Mr. Pang Ban, the top master of Yuan Meng country. I often hear my grandma mention you and say that you are in the world. One of the strongest martial arts people has admired your name for a long time. It is a great honor to see you today and Yinchuan feels honored."
Pang Ban nodded gently, regarded as a return, and then continued to look at the sea of flowers on the side without saying a word, posing as an escort, obviously not interested in talking with Yinchuan.
In fact, Yinchuan also has no interest in him as a bad old man, and greeted him proactively, only out of politeness and basic respect for the strong. Seeing that Pang Ban was not interested in nonsense, I ignored him, and instead said to Ye Weiming and Fang Yeyu who were on the side:
It’s true that apart from the two, I also invited Dali’s people. Young Master Duan is here, and counting the time, it's almost here."
The implication is that the current meeting is just nonsense. The real test is to wait for Duan Yu to arrive before starting together.
Ye Weiming and Fang Yeyu didn't care, so they chatted with Yinchuan without saying a word.
Within a moment of effort, the famous licking dog Duan Yu of the Tianlong plot line comes on stage. Out of this guy’s long-standing principle of being pitiful and cherishing jade, although Wang Yuyan already has Wang Yuyan in his heart, he still showed enough humility and politeness when facing Yinchuan. Compared with Ye Weiming and Fang Yeyu, he was a bit less aggressive. At the same time, there was a bit more tenderness that the two of them did not have.
Seeing that the three of them came together, Yinchuan finally cheered up and said: "As everyone knows, Xixia builds a country with a bow and horse, but I am a little girl, but I am not very interested in those fighting and killing things, on the contrary. I have a special liking for poetry and poetry. Yinchuan has heard about the literary talents of Fang Yeyu, Ye Shaoxia and Duan for a long time. I invite three of you to come today, hoping to chat with them about poetry and poetry. , I hope the three of you can give me your advice."
Yinchuan said this, Ye Weiming and Fang Yeyu couldn't help but glance at each other, both of them saw obvious hostility in each other's eyes.
Yinchuan said so, obviously to test the literary skills of three people. If anyone can gain the upper hand in the next poem competition, it will undoubtedly greatly increase Yinchuan's favorability, and will occupy a huge advantage in the next consortium campaign.
is Duan Yu, on the contrary, he just smiled politely. Although he was a little eager to try, what he was interested in was really the poem itself. From this point of view, it is much simpler than Ye Weiming and Fang Yeyu.
Princess Yinchuan’s beautiful eyes flowed, seemingly inadvertently sweeping through the scenery in the imperial garden, but in the end she landed on a tall tower outside the palace, so she had an idea, and said leisurely: "Then I took that pagoda as the title. All right.
Hearing Yinchuan's words, the three of them fell into contemplation, but Duan Yu and Fang Yeyu were both well-educated by Confucianism since childhood, and their stomachs were still full of ink. After just a few breaths, Duan Yu took the lead to speak, and made a seven-character quatrain, which is not surprising, but with a neat pattern. Fang Yeyu's poems were slower than Duan Yu's, but after a minute, he made a more refined Qilu.
followed closely, everyone's eyes fell on Ye Weiming, who hadn't shown anything yet.
Faced with this situation, Ye Weiming was helpless. After all, writing a poem requires ink in his stomach, and the bad water in his stomach is obviously useless.
In this way, I held back for a long time, until everyone was waiting a little impatient, Fang Yeyu's face showed a look of contempt, Duan Yu even came up with a second poem, is considering what to use When the method was secretly handed to Ye Weiming, he heard him hit the palm of his left hand with a violent punch.
"Snapped!"
There was a crisp sound, clear and sweet, which shocked everyone present.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Weiming stood up suddenly, staring directly at the pagoda in Yinchuan's mouth, and an awe-inspiring aura came out, letting Fang Yeyu, Duan Yu, Yinchuan, and the maids who accompanied and served on the side, couldn't help but give birth. A feeling of high mountains standing still.
In the horrified eyes of everyone, Ye Weiming yelled leisurely, "Look at the pagoda from a distance."
Fang Yeyu:? ? ?
Duan Yu:? ? ?
Yinchuan:? ? ?
Pangban:? ? ?
The maids who are in charge of serving around:? ? ?
In other words, this is also called poetry?
Even if it's a limerick, it shouldn't be so straightforward, right?
But soon, they thought of a possibility.
In many poems, you can’t see anything in the first sentence, but the latter sentence can suddenly make people’s eyes brighter. It can be called the finishing touch, embellishing the original vulgar crooked poems into the ages. Famous sentence. For example, "one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces".
It's no wonder everyone thinks about it this way. After all, his aura at the moment is too strong. Under such an aura, it is difficult for anyone to contempt him.
This is the benefit of realm!
Before revealing his true ability, he can create a kind of subjective impression of "I am strong" first.
At this time, Ye Weiming continued to chant: "The top is thin and the bottom is thick;"
The second sentence is still vulgar. But this also made everyone look forward to his last two sentences even more.
And Ye Weiming did not let everyone wait for a long time. After the first sentence was exited, he continued to chant without any hesitation: "One day it will be upside down, and the ground will be thin and the top will be thick!"
Well, it's rhyming and catchy. It’s the artistic conception...
Okay, there is nothing wrong with the mood.
Because there is no artistic conception at all, how could something go wrong?
After a full two seconds, everyone present performed differently.
Fang Yeyu sneered unconcealedly, and did not conceal the kind of contempt from the heart. Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that Ye Weiming, a master who could challenge his teacher, turned out to be an out-and-out big idiot in terms of literary talent!
This time, you should have no chance at all, right?
and Duan Yu calmly covered his face with his hands. Keep trying to warn yourself not to laugh, absolutely not to laugh! Brother Ye treats me not badly, and it can even be said that he is kind to me. How can I laugh at him at this time?
This is too unauthentic!
But I really want to laugh! what do I do? Am I really the kind of ungrateful shameless person?
Yinchuan was the same as Fang Yeyu. After reacting, he covered his mouth and chuckled. In my heart, I thought to myself: I really deserve to be Yelang, not only martial arts high-powered, unparalleled resourcefulness, handsome and unrestrained... etc., even writing a poem is so interesting.
Compared to the two nerds Fang Yeyu and Duan Yu, I don’t know where they are stronger!
Speaking of this, Yinchuan couldn't help but want to turn his head and look more at Ye Weiming's 87-point beauty. However, this impulse was forcibly endured by her with a strong will.
can't do it!
I came here in March this morning and told me that I must not show interest in Yelang, but to give Fang Yeyu and Duan Yu a kind of illusion that has already overwhelmed Yelang.
This is the task that Yelang entrusted to me. I must complete it perfectly!
Thinking of this, Yinchuan finally smiled, and continued to chat with the three of them about poems, songs, and other things, as well as stories and interesting stories in the literary world of various countries, and quietly pushed the "rough guy" Ye Weiming out of them. Beyond the topic.
As for Pangban?
He stared at the two butterflies in the nearby flowers from beginning to end, as if he was attracted by nature's extraordinary craftsmanship, but had no interest in young people's topics.
In this way, the whole morning passed quietly among the small chats of a few young men and women. During this period, Fang Yeyu gradually took advantage of the other party's disinterest in Yinchuan, and suppressed Duan Yu in the conversation, becoming the most beautiful cub in this poem exchange conference!
This can't help making Fang Yeyu feel extremely exasperated, with a rush of "the heroes bind their hands, the swords are empty, and the husbands are sad!" But compared to Yinchuan's pretty face, he still prefers to watch Ye Weiming more.
is not because his hobbies are different, nor is it because Ye Weiming's 87 points of charm can be used to kill men and women. It was that when he saw Ye Weiming who was still invincible before, and all kinds of Ye Weiming who shouted and killed him, at this moment, he was very suffocated, as if he was embarrassed by a bag of air, and he would feel extremely happy.
Seeing that it was almost noon, Yinchuan took advantage of the trend and invited everyone to have lunch. Fang Yeyu just wanted to agree, but Pang Ban on the side suddenly said, "Ye Yu’s internal strength training has just reached a critical juncture, and lunch must be eaten with some medicated meals that we specially prepared for him. But those medicinal meals not only taste bad, but also The smell is also very heavy. If you take it out, it will affect your appetite, so you don't need it to ruin your interest."
Fang Yeyu was unwilling, but when Pang Ban took the initiative to speak, she could only obediently get up and leave the Royal Garden with the latter.
As he walked, Pang Ban said in a calm tone: "Here in Yinchuan, you have no chance."
Fang Yeyu couldn’t help but stunned when he heard the words. It was obvious that he had killed the Quartet and beat Ye Weiming and Duan Yu to his head. How could he inexplicably have no chance when he got to the teacher’s mouth?
And Pang Ban had already spoken again at this time, saying: "There is already someone in Yinchuan's heart, and that person is not you."
Fang Yeyu was taken aback when he heard the words and thought of Duan Yuwei's promise, his heart could not help being murderous, and he asked in a deep voice, "Who is it?"
"The night is unknown!"
Hearing this answer, Fang Yeyu could hardly believe her ears.
This... how is this possible?
And Pang Ban didn’t intend to let Fang Yeyu continue to struggle with this issue, so he walked while patiently explaining:
During your conversation, Yinchuan turned his head a hundred and thirty-five times and tried to see. Ye Weiming tried to endure it again. She seemed to be talking and laughing with you, but in fact she was completely absent-minded."
Fang Yeyu is still a little dissatisfied: "But, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, I see the appearance of Princess Yinchuan, I am obviously very happy."
"Of course she is happy." Pang Ban said softly, "While Ye Weiming's performance is more realistic when she is acting with you, the jealous look he performed is for someone who puts a heart on him. For women, the lethality is unimaginable. Even if she knows that he is pretending, a woman will still feel overjoyed when she sees the hero in her heart jealous for herself and others."
Fang Yeyu has always been a to Pang Ban, and there is no doubt about what he said.
just...
"Teacher, what is the purpose of Yinchuan doing this?"
Pangban gently shook his head: "You are wrong again."
Fang Yeyu:? ? ?
What I said is a question sentence, can this be wrong?
Pang Ban: "This is not the purpose of Yinchuan, but Ye Weiming. Because today's meeting, and even your ability to crush the two of them in the poem competition, is all the result of Ye Weiming's single-handed arrangement. Yinchuan Responsible for cooperating with him in acting, and that Duan Yu was just playing as a monkey by others."
"As for his purpose..." Pang Ban said that, there was already a glimmer of light in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth sketched out the excitement of the opponent: "The only possibility I can think of is...they are delaying time!"
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