Chapter 800: Leisure (three shifts)
-
I Can Resist Most Vicious Beatings
- Old hoop
- 1446 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:33:35
Enough is indispensable, not in this life!
Because Jiang Du gave Jiang Shuang'er delicious food, he was temporarily regarded as a good person by his sister.
Although Jiang Du said he had only been out for a hundred days, in Ling Tianxin's view, he had already left for a hundred years.
As a price, Jiang Du can only stay at home honestly and play with the little girl.
Jiang Du was also happy and at ease for the time being. Jiang Shuang'er was sitting on Jiang Du's stomach at this time, holding a sugarcane in his hand and gnawing still.
It's still a bit difficult to gnaw this kind of thing with her teeth.
The TV shows Pleasant Goat and Mei Goat Episode 19,864, which tells the story of Little Grey Grey who was trained to become a Grey Wolf spirit and rescued Big Big Wolf and Red Big Wolf from Yangcun.
Nima is pretty good too...
Of course, Jiang Du himself didn't want to admit it.
How could Jiang Du like to watch something that only children like to watch.
In the mental state at home, Jiang Du directly fell into decadence.
Jiang Du can be regarded as enjoying the feeling of being a mother.
Of course, only Jiang Du knew how many times Jiang Du quietly went out.
After all, he hadn't seen Qin Ran and Ning Xue for a long time. The battle was really upset and the quality of the bed was good.
Qin Ran and Ning Xue, now all of supreme strength, are making rapid progress.
In addition to the two of them, there are also a group of young people from China who have risen up. They are extremely talented, and their realm has improved by leaps and bounds in just a few decades.
If it is throwing it out and fighting against the unknown, it should be a great weapon.
All of this is the influence of heaven on the entire earth.
The way of heaven has become stronger, the earth has become stronger, and the creatures in the earth have naturally become stronger.
Even various beasts have appeared on the earth, equally powerful, with a hundred-meter-high violent ape, and a thousand-meter-long dragon.
But if it is said that the first fierce beast on the earth, it is still headed by Tun Yan.
Coincidentally, the elf also woke up.
Jiang Du was watching the TV, feeling the aura of the elf awakening, he hesitated a little, or temporarily gave up his plan to inject soul power into the elf.
I can't sleep anymore, and the elves must exercise too!
The current Skyfire Elf, because Jiang has been feeding frantically one after another, eats when he wakes up, and sleeps when he eats, making a full circle of fat.
Forced to become a fat elf.
But the elves are so cool, don't want them.
decadent!
Pulled the elf out.
"Dad..." The Skyfire Elf suddenly showed a smile on his face, and stretched out his little arm towards Jiang Du.
The current elf has finally grown up a little bit.
It was originally the size of a palm, but now it is almost twenty centimeters.
The fiery red elf wings flap slightly, looking pretty good.
Jiang Du grabbed the wings of the Skyfire Elf and made it turn its head.
Jiang Shuang'er was struggling with this sugarcane, and suddenly saw the Skyfire Elf.
One big and one small, eyes to eyes, all stunned.
"This is my sister, play for her!" Jiang Du said lazily.
I picked up a glass of juice and ate two bites of Jiang Shuang'er shrimp crackers.
The two little guys are still looking at each other, no one can say anything.
The little elf's face turned red, and finally two words came out with extreme difficulty: "Aunt..."
"puff……"
Jiang Duyi's juice was sprayed on the elf's back.
God's aunt?
When will the fire elves still talk about seniority this day, and be so stable when he likes to be a father? What aunty are all out?
Skyfire Elf was also a dazed green, turned his head and looked at Jiang Du in a daze.
"Clean up by yourself!" Jiang Du said irresponsibly, alleviating the hard words in his heart.
"Oh……"
A ball of flame appeared on the Skyfire Elf, and all the juice was directly evaporated.
Jiang Shuang'er stared at the flames appearing on the Skyfire Elf.
Suddenly, a flame appeared on her body.
The sofa immediately smelled of burnt.
Jiang One-eyed swiftly grabbed one with one hand and threw it out of the living room at random.
Both little guys sat in the yard.
"Cleaned!"
Jiang Du looked at the burnt darkness on the sofa, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Jiang Duo saw the situation of his sister very clearly at a glance. Because his father and mother were both strong, Jiang Shuang'er had some special abilities when he was born.
For example, the physical body is equivalent to condensing the golden body, and for example, it can control some small things according to the mind.
Another example is the random appearance of various energies on the body, etc., and so on.
After a few hard beatings, Jiang Shuang'er also became obedient, knowing how to restrain her ability.
Only this time, seeing flames emerging from the Skyfire Elf, she didn't hold back.
Jiang Du rubbed his eyebrows, haha and looked like Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf with relish.
This cartoon is actually quite beautiful.
There is another most important point. Ning Xue and Xiao Ran'er are both resting. Jiang Du has gone to Jiangjia Village for several laps, and he has drunk a few drinks.
There is really nothing to play with.
Even Jiang Du posted a Weibo, and the comments below couldn't bear to look straight.
"Grandpa, grandpa, Little Poison Mouth has finally changed in his lifetime, and your spirit in the sky can rest in peace!"
"Woo, I was a teenager when I first watched Xiaoduzui's Weibo, and now I am the mother of six children, and Xiaoduzui has finally changed."
"No, I want to print this Weibo and burn it to my grandma. My grandma is Jiang Du's iron powder!"
...
Jiang Du looked at this kind of comment, and everything seemed dull.
Yes!
The earth has been over a hundred years, and my original fans are all a lot of age, even some ordinary people...
Ordinary people shit, now the average life expectancy of an average person on the earth is basically estimated to be more than 300 years old, and Nima burned your grandma, believe it or not, I burned you?
Jiang Du directly commented viciously.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i am so happy.
The corner of Jiang Du's mouth raised slightly.
With Jiang Du's so fond of fans, basically fans chat privately, they will try their best to return.
Then Jiang Du opened his own Q again, countless news swarmed in, and the phone immediately began to heat up quickly and stuck to a crash.
Looking at the invisible information, Jiang Du decisively threw out the phone.
"boom!"
The phone exploded.
Fans? I have fans too?
Like the third gathering place for fans: "Sixty Six Zero Four Six 4 Two Four Five" Jiang Du has long forgotten.
The first gathering place and the second gathering place have long been overcrowded, and one is hard to find.
Jiang Du went into the salted fish state again.
As time passed, Jiang Du was a little anxious just now, and immediately couldn't help looking for Pangu Tiandao.
At this time, the voice of Pangu Tiandao had appeared in Jiang Du's mind.
"The Tribulation is ready, you can cross the Tribulation!"
Jiang Du let out a sigh of relief, and finally, he can overcome the catastrophe!
It's not easy!
"Shuang'er, tell my mother, I'm going out for a catastrophe, maybe I won't be home to eat at night." Jiang Du said to the little girl in the film.
The little girl nodded in the film.
The elf hurriedly ran towards Jiang Du, with worry in his eyes.
Obviously, the immeasurable calamity that Jiang Dudu crossed the calamity last time really scared the Skyfire Elf, and it is still fresh in my memory.
The nine heavenly tribulations seal one ability together.
Who can hold it?
If it hadn't been for the fact that Jiang Du had so many methods, he would have been dead under the catastrophe.
So when the elves crossed the catastrophe, they were 10,000 times more energetic. Now that he heard Jiang Du was about to cross the catastrophe, he was naturally extremely worried.
"Don't worry, nothing is wrong!"
Jiang Du touched the elf's head and said.
"You can just show me this sister here, you don't have to follow me."
As soon as the voice fell, Jiang Shuang'er also ran over, looking expectantly at Jiang Du's other hand.
Jiang Du laughed dumbly, and touched Jiang Shuang'er's head with his other hand.
Jiang Shuang'er suddenly narrowed his eyes and his face was full.
Jiang Du smiled. With such a younger sister, if she spoiled her, she would simply be sorry for the country's nine-year compulsory education.
Then his figure disappeared instantly.
Above the East China Sea, Jiang Du's figure appeared.
"Are you ready?"
Jiang Du nodded: "Come on!"