Chapter 1087: Brother Xu Mang is there someone outside?


This set of clothes is very dazzling, the fabric is just right...all the things that should be covered are covered, but there are none that don't need to be covered...for a time Xu Mang was shocked, he even had hallucinations...less than one Mi Wu's height, beautiful angel face, but with short and medium hair.
This is my wife?
Is she Xiaoman?
"Little Mangzi!"
"My queen is tired... take me up." Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, casting his eyebrows at Xu Mang intentionally or unconsciously, and said with a grin: "What are you doing while lying down? Your Queen's orders are all yours. Don’t listen, right?"
"Ouch!"
"I was so amazing... I almost forgot." Xu Mang reacted, got up and rushed to Xiao Man's side, then held Xiao Man in his arms sideways, looked at the crimson Xiao Man, Xu Mang said softly: "My Queen...you seem to be expecting something."
"Hate~"
"What am I looking forward to... don't you know?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, gently squeezed his hair, and said: "Your words just made this queen very dissatisfied. You must accept punishment. .. What is punishing you?"
After pondering for a while, Xiaoman raised his left hand, gently raised Xu Mang's chin with his index finger, and said with a hint of domineering: "Then punish you...play well tonight, I want a third Child, uh... daughter is better."
"Yes!"
Xu Mang directly threw Xiaoman onto the bed, and then lay down with a smile, looking at the tender short-haired girl beside him, his heart was filled with infinite emotion for a while... It was too fast, and in the blink of an eye, he and Xiao Man Du has known each other for five years.
Five years ago, I was still a happy couple with her, and five years later I have a twin brother and sister. It's really impermanent... Once the two almost didn't fight, now...Although they often fight, but The place of the fight is different.
"Little Mangzi!"
"Do you have any ideas now?" Xiaoman leaned directly on Xu Mang and asked with a grin: "Tell the queen...the queen can satisfy your wish."
"Hehehe..."
"You know!" Xu Mang smiled, then he turned over and pushed Xiaoman down and slowly moved up. As a result, a hand appeared in the middle, which directly isolated the most romantic moment, Xu Mangman Looked at her dumbfounded.
"Then you have to accept my test!" Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's face: "I will ask two questions... If you get the answer right, then what... you know."
test?
Two questions?
Isn't she joking?
Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile and said seriously: "Xiao Man... the man in front of you, he is the most powerful physicist in the world, the of contemporary physics, I know the truth of this universe, I can By calculating the trajectory of any star, I can find the most elementary particles that make up matter."
"Two small problems... it's not that Xu Mang brags, I add two zeros after it, I can't make a mistake!" Xu Mang proudly said: "Just one wrong...I stand upside down Thomas spiral flower He committed suicide by swallowing feces, and it was the kind of performance performed on the spot."
Inverted Thomas Helix committed suicide by swallowing manure?
Does this guy have any self-abuse tendency? I already owe a few paragraphs... come again?
"Hey?"
"You have to think about it clearly... I already owe me several meals for standing upside down and shit, and I owe another one." Yang Xiaoman said with a grin: "Give you another chance. I am afraid of you now... It’s to make such a nervous vow."
"Three meals!"
"If I make a mistake, I will perform thrice upside down Thomas Helix to commit suicide by swallowing manure!" Xu Mang said disdainfully, "Just kidding... My mind is full of various knowledge, what do I not know? Even the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe, black holes and neutron stars are well known..."
Words fall,
Xu Mang hurriedly said: "You have to ask some questions that I understand, and you let me answer financial gadgets...how can I understand this, such as mothers and babies."
"Do not worry!"
"The problem in the third grade of elementary school." Xiaoman smiled and said: "How about? The problem in the third grade of elementary school is okay, right?"
"Humph!"
"You ask!" Xu Mang was too lazy to ask, with a look of disdain.
"Excuse me..."
"What is the order of strokes for ten thousand yuan?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
Million?
Stroke order?
He is almost twenty-four years old, and he doesn't even understand the order of the strokes of the 4D characters? What a joke!
"Cross and fold hook!"
"You see it like this... the hook is folded horizontally." Xu Mang drew in the air.
"wrong!"
"The correct answer is cross-cutting!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.
what?
Cross-cut hooks?
How is this possible!
At this moment, Xu Mang's face is full of confusion and doubts. This 4D has been written in elementary school and now has three children. It has been more than ten years... But the way he wrote it was wrong?
"I do not believe!"
"I don't believe it to death!" Xu Mang said firmly, "How could I be wrong..."
however,
After a few seconds,
Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet for the order of the strokes of the 4D characters. Xu Mang was completely autistic...The of contemporary physics, even the so-called professors had to stand aside when they saw him, but even a 4D The order of strokes is unknown.
"Ha ha!"
"Little Mangzi?"
"What's wrong with you?" Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's chin and said softly: "Why don't you go to the toilet first?"
"..."
"Hurry up to the next question... I... this..." Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while, and hurriedly said: "You put the question out first... I don't believe it, the question for the third grade of elementary school. , How could I not be able to do it, to be reasonable...I also won the first prize in the Ning City Composition Competition!"
"cut!"
"Excuse me, the order of the strokes of the word fire." Xiaoman asked.
"Take a little bit," Xu Mang gestured in the air, and said confidently: "This can't be wrong, I dare to swear with my life... If this is wrong again, it will be more difficult for Thomas Helix to commit suicide by swallowing manure. , The inverted Thomas spiral turned for three and a half weeks, Hua Shi committed suicide by swallowing manure!
Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?
Need to turn around for three and a half weeks?
Is your mind okay?
result...
Next second,
Xu Mang entered the self-closing mode again, and the correct order of strokes is a little bit.
Xu Mang: ( ̄△ ̄;)
No way?
Why don't I even know the questions in the third grade of elementary school?
I...
What's wrong with me?
Looking at her husband in autistic state, Yang Xiaoman was so happy that he hadn't seen his expression in a long, long time. Self-confidence is his label. From knowing him until now...this label has never changed. As a result... I saw it today.
IQ has been suppressed, it is really rare!
"Hee hee~"
"Look at yourself... you don't even know elementary school topics. I think my son and daughter are grown up, what should I do if I want you to hand in homework?" Xiaoman lay on Xu Mang's chest, drawing circles on it. He said softly: "Then what... you owe me three meals or something, turn around and swallow feces for three and a half weeks and commit suicide."
Xu Mang has troubles and can't tell. He really can't understand why the order of strokes has to be changed in a good way. The Chinese teacher taught himself this way before, but... now it has changed. Is the teacher of the elementary school Chinese teacher teaching physical education?
At this time,
Xiaoman flicked his hair and slowly said, "Husband... let's make another deal. If you can..."
Words fall,
Leaning into Xu Mang's ear, he said a few words softly.
Then...
Something that shouldn't have happened.
This night,
It's long.
...
The next morning,
Xu Mang opened his eyes, thinking about the shameful things yesterday. He felt more and more unreal. A man who controls the truth of the world, but didn’t know the order of Wanhehuo’s strokes. If this were spread out, he might be caught Laugh to death.
suddenly,
The door of the room was opened,
Wang Shuxue hugged Xu Yang and Xu Man's siblings and broke in directly.
"Go!"
"We're going to hit the nasty villain!" Wang Shuxue said to the two little demon kings. As a result... when she saw the two on the bed, she was instantly stunned...
This...
Who is this woman?
Brother-in-law, is this cheating?
You are too courageous to take people home, right?
"Brother-in-law!"
"You'd better explain it to me!" Wang Shuxue asked solemnly, "Who is this bitch? Why is she sleeping on it? You two still look unevenly dressed... Have you done something? I'm sorry about my sister?"
Words fall,
Xiaoxue shook her head in a hurry, and said angrily: "I'm so confused... I'm sorry for my sister... You scumbag, my sister has followed you at such a young age and helped you give birth to Xu. Yang and Xu Man, in the end you treated her like this!"
"Look at your children~EbookFREE.me~Look at the pure eyes of Xu Yang and Xu Man, don't you feel ashamed?" Wang Shuxue was very excited and angrily scolded, "Scum!"
"I..."
"Misunderstanding!" Xu Mang said with a dazed expression: "You go out first...you know what you don't know if you don't know anything."
Yoha!
Are you so confident after cheating?
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Wang Shuxue instantly became unhappy. What she saw from her perspective was a scene of Xu Mang's reluctance to admit that she was so angry that her feet were shaking.
after that,
Xiaoxue left the bedroom, and within 30 seconds, pushing the stroller came again, but the next second... rushed directly to the side of the mysterious woman, which was a slap.
Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)
Damn it!
Really awesome!
"Bitch!"
"Get out quickly!" Wang Shuxue roared.
result,
When Xiaoxue saw the true face of this ‘slut’, she instantly felt desperate.
Wang Shuxue: Σ(°△°

)︴
No way?
This...this turned out to be my cousin?
"Xiaoxue!"
"I want to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman roared angrily: "It's not you today, or I'm dead!"
This scene,
Xu Yang and Xu Man were really happy. Their favorite show is Mom vs. Aunt. The two little guys danced and cheered, and laughed quack.
But smiling, the two suddenly realized that this short-haired woman is not a mother!
"mom?"
"mom?"
The siblings looked at Xiaoman with dumbfounded expressions, with a little weirdness in shock.
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