Chapter 188: Don't play mahjong with Xueba
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1945 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:00:43
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"Pause!"
Yang Xiaoman really couldn't stand it anymore, and directly ignored the opinions of the other three. He dragged Xu Mang out of the poker table and carried him to the side to reprimand viciously: "Are you idiot used to being a good-for-profit boy? "
"Is there a lot of money?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he lost 10,000 yuan in a lap. Although money is not a matter, Yang Xiaoman felt very upset in his heart for being a triumphant.
"Don't panic!"
"I can earn it back!" Xu Mang said with a grin: "I will play two more laps, don't worry, I will win them!"
"This is what you said!"
"At that time, you will lose terribly. Don't live at night!" Yang Xiaoman glared.
Go back to the table again and continue the next round.
During the period when Xu Mang was away, the three had a small discussion, which could not be said to be cheating, but the three of them unified the front, won Xu Mang to death, and regained all the dignity that had been lost.
A little bit cruel,
But the poker table is like a battlefield, either you die or I die.
first round,
Xu Mang was in a dull state, with the smell of salted fish all over his body, and there was a trace of dementia in his eyes. He was obviously a pair, but he was beaten out by him. This made Yang Xiaoman sitting on the side anxious. crazy.
Just now,
She secretly searched for some knowledge about mahjong with her mobile phone, simply understood some truths, and knew some basic card types. In this round, Xu Mang was able to make seven pairs, but she was so stupid that she broke all the pairs. .
No more, no more!
Annoyed my old lady!
Continue to give for nothing,
Still giving it for nothing,
A steady stream of free gifts!
Yang Xiaoman can't wait to kick Xu Mang away to play.
however...
[Mahjong skills detected, mahjong skills have been unlocked]
Mahjong skill +1
Mahjong skill +1
Xu Mang's behavior just explained a vocabulary, what is wretched development.
The first one,
Xu Mang lost two thousand yuan.
The second start,
Xu Mang still played steadily and continued his charity behavior, but... his speed of drawing and playing cards was greatly reduced, and he was still not surprised by the urge.
Lost again,
This time I lost two thousand five hundred yuan.
"Xu Mang!"
"Your card skills are amazing!" The young man said with a smile: "If you continue like this, I am afraid that you will not become the of gamblers!"
"Brother Fa?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Bring your own BGM?"
"exactly!"
The young man made fun of Xu Mang, and Xu Mang did his best to cooperate with his performance. In order to thoroughly put his title of charity gambling king into their minds, Xu Mang hummed Fa Ge's BGM, which caused everyone to laugh.
"Hey Hey hey!"
"Aren't you going too far?" Yang Xiaoman blushed and stared angrily at the three people present: "It's okay to bully, and indirectly make fun of others."
"No no no no!"
"Just...just to liven up the atmosphere." The young man smiled and shook his head: "By the way...Xu Mang, are you a strict wife?"
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly scolded Yang Xiaoman: "Go aside!"
I...
Okay!
I'll save you face, and I will ask you to settle the account after returning to the hotel at night!
Yang Xiaoman sat angrily on the side, took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, and imagined how to torture Xu Mang at night.
The third ending,
Xu Mang succeeded in shooting and lost three thousand yuan.
The last hand of the second lap,
Except for Xu Mang, the other three returned home with great success, and everyone sucked a lot of blood on him.
"The last one."
"This hand is almost over." Xu Mang regained his former attitude, and said slyly, "Oh...what kind of mahjong has the largest number of cards?"
"The big four happy, big three yuan, thirteen unity, etc., are eighty-eight on the national standard, but when we play by ourselves, we will increase the eighty-eight card to three hundred and eighty-eight. If it’s self-touching, turn it up three times." A young woman on the table laughed: "It’s a heartbeat when you play!"
"Oh..."
Xu Mang smiled and said silently: "Then you are adjusted to such a high level, so you are not afraid that someone will touch it?"
"Do not worry!"
"Once this kind of card is drawn, it means that my luck in this life is exhausted." The young man before said: "What? You suddenly asked Fanshu, are you planning to make a big one?"
"No, no!"
"I don't even know what the big four, big three yuan, and thirteenth unit are. How can it be a big name." Xu Mang said embarrassedly: "Curious! Pure curiosity prompted me to ask."
"Do not!"
"Xu Mang is not like this." The young man began to brainwash Xu Mang: "You are the fat brother, you are the of gambling, you have this strength to be a big name, please believe in yourself, if you don't even believe in yourself, then I won't believe you either."
"Really?" Xu Mang was surprised.
"Really!"
"Be sure to believe in yourself!" The young man nodded solemnly.
at this time,
Yang Xiaoman on one side listened to the whole process.
Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄︿ ̄)
What do you mean?
Are you fooling fools?
Hu Kai,
You wait for me!
Although Yang Xiaoman often bullied Xu Mang, he was deeply concerned about him and couldn't tolerate others to bully him half of his vellus hair. The words of the young man just touched Yang Xiaoman's inverse scales.
Not far away,
Chen Shao, Zhou Shao and Wang Shao are all focusing on the game.
"Ugh?"
"Xu Mang doesn't seem to know how to play mahjong." Zhou Shao, who had played against Xu Mang in "The Strongest Mind", saw Xu Mang's miserable loss all the way, and smiled: "I knew we should have played and won all the previous ones. come back."
"Yes!"
"I regret it... how about... we also play with Xu Mang twice tonight?" Wang Shao asked with a grin.
Only Chen Shao was different. He glanced at Xu Mang, then at the other three people at the card table, and sighed.
"It's over..."
"It's over completely." Chen Shao smiled bitterly.
"What's over?" Zhou Shao asked, "Is Xu Mang finished?"
"Don't you think this scene is very familiar?" Chen Shao said, "Xu Mang is the best at acting, letting others fall into his trap."
After reminding,
Zhou Shao and Wang Shao recalled bits and pieces of the past. At that time... Xu Mang successfully played an idiot and mentally retarded, and deceived everyone.
hiss!
I go!
It is terrible to repeat the technique!
"Also...playing mahjong with someone with a super memory is so hard to think about!" Chen Shao continued helplessly: "And this Xiaoman is not easy!"
"She is the catalyst of this big show. With her... the image given by Xu Mangbai is more realistic." Chen Shao shook his head: "These two people are really bad!"
at this time,
Just shuffled the cards,
Xu Mang smiled while touching the card and said, "Hey, have you seen Ma Shen?"
"???"
"???"
"???"
The three of them froze for a moment, and shook their heads together.
"Is it MIT?" the young girl asked.
"Forget it...you can see it soon." Xu Mang said calmly.
"System, you know, thirteen!"
[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of this thirteen unit: 30 (Mahjong skills)]
Huh?
Why is there so little?
"System, why is there so little skill value?"
[Identified by the system, the three people on the opposite side are all leeks]
That's it!
By the way,
It's been a long time since I cut the leeks.
The sickle is about to rust, and it happens to be sharpening your knives with your three leeks today!
Pay!
"System, turn on the memory mode!"
【Start Memory Mode】
Xu Mang entered a state of numbness.
It may be the last one, the table is still calm, except for the bumps that should be touched, and the rest will wait for Xu Mang to fire the cannon, and then end the Mahjong journey.
"Xu Mang?"
"Ok?"
"How did you catch up with us Xiaoman?" The only woman on the field asked curiously: "Xiaoman is our role model. She is the child of someone else in the mouth of her parents. Excellent and heartbreaking, you... How did you catch it?"
Xu Mang secretly observed the surroundings and found that Yang Xiaoman was pouring water, and hurriedly said: "She was chasing me. At that time, I disagreed with it all the time, but I was beaten by her. There was no way... driven by my fist. , Developed into the current situation."
"No way..." Xu Mang sighed, "There are few men like me in the world."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Although the few people present didn't like Yang Xiaoman, in contrast, Yang Xiaoman knew each other since he was a child, and they always had a little friendship, but Xu Mang was different. The first day they met, there was a trace of enthusiasm. conflict.
Enthusiasm comes from self-cultivation, while resistance is inner pride.
Before that,
The three knew that Xu Mang was not in this circle, and the biggest feature of this circle was xenophobia. If it wasn't because he was invited by Chen Shao or Yang Xiaoman's boyfriend, he would be a nodding acquaintance at best.
"Xu Mang?"
"Do you usually do this?" the young man laughed: "humorous, lively, and slightly arrogant."
"It's okay."
"It's not that I'm too arrogant, but I'm too strong by nature." Xu Mang said indifferently: "Now you may think I'm joking, but you will understand soon."
"is it?"
"Ha ha..."
The three people present smiled, the kind of pride that was born with them.
no way,
Parents are really good at making money.
Mahjong continues,
It's just that there is less and less conversation with each other, because the three of them all finished the big cards, and then waited for Xu Mang's slogan to fire.
At this time Xu Mang touched the card, and when he got the card, he glanced at it and couldn't help shaking his head.
He spoke,
Said to the young man, "Do you want this card?"
Words fall,
Xu Mang drew a card from his own card ~EbookFREE.me~ in the palm of his hand, showed it to everyone present, and said, "If I didn't guess wrong, you should use this card? And Fan The number should be...four."
Before the people present could react, Xu Mang put the card back in place, and then drew another card.
"Do you want this one?"
"Bafan." Xu Mang said, the only woman at the poker table: "Thanks for your hard work...I played the cards for that long time, and I gave up the chance to touch it several times."
"Uh..."
"Yours is this card." Xu Mang changed a card again, gave the last man a glance, and said calmly: "You are a bit too much, you didn't speak all the time, and your voice was muffled. Choi, you actually made the 12th card, are you going to beat me to death?"
The three of them looked dumbfounded.
He... why does he know our cards?
Perspective eyes?
Could it be...
"Yes!"
"I remembered the position of every card, and every card you played, and then figured out the cards you have now, and I even know what you will play next." Xu Mang revealed A trace of trivial matter: "Before you asked me to play cards, didn't you search for me on the Internet?"
"The nationally recognized memory master, the best player in the Olympic Mathematical Olympiad in Zhejiang Province, the grand slam winner of the Olympic Mathematical Olympiad in Ning City, and the first place in the municipal composition contest." Xu Mang said with a smile: "That's right...I'm still next Deputy Team Leader of the Zhejiang Olympic Mathematical Competition."
Xu Mang glanced at the expressions of the three of them at this time, stunned with a panic, couldn't help but smile: "Next time remember, don't find the kind of mahjong with good memory and strong mathematics ability. You can win you. Doubt about life."
Words fall,
Xu Mang directly knocked down his card, and said helplessly.
"Touch yourself!"
"Thirteen!"
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