Chapter 305: This student, don't come! (Two/three)
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 2250 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:01:13
The professor quickly locked Xu Mang, a student who had never seen him before, because he knew almost all the students who entered the postgraduate entrance examination. Only this student with a dull face was the first time he saw him.
"Students sitting in the last row!"
"Don't look, it's you!"
"Are you?" The professor asked curiously, "Who are you?"
Xu Mang said with an innocent look: "I originally came to listen to the freshman class, but I accidentally walked into the wrong classroom. Professor... then let me continue listening."
Hearing Xu Mang's words,
The professor nodded: "Since it's an observer, don't influence others."
Words fall,
Class started.
Naturally, Xu Mang would not affect his class discipline. Xu Mang sat alone in the last row and did not bring any history textbooks. He only brought a mobile phone.
at first,
Xu Mang thinks that the professor of history major in university should be similar to his teacher in high school. He has his own unique views on historical figures, but the result is not... This professor treats history fairly and rigorously, and rarely mixes personal emotions. inside.
Occasionally,
It's just a personal comment, and it was quickly over.
Listen listen,
Xu Mang fell into a trap, and there was no way...you could only start brainstorming and think about some interesting questions, such as what kind of work a history student can do after graduation.
To this question, Xu Mang’s own answer is to find a job that is not right. After all, there are too few positions that correspond to history. It is also a history teacher in middle and high school and a museum staff. The former is still hopeful, and the latter is more desperate. .
How can there be so many museums...
For Xu Mang, history is a subject that cannot directly create economic value. It can only satisfy personal interests and hobbies. The historical root system is particularly developed, and many subjects can be extended. People with poor family conditions cannot really read it.
of course,
There are reasons for existence, Xu Mang will not criticize anything. He just feels that the employment prospects for history majors are somewhat difficult.
finally,
Xu Mang still couldn't escape his fate, he still lay on the table.
Xu Mang: Zzzz
at this time,
The professor found this abnormality in the classroom and was very dissatisfied with it. Although the student did not disrupt classroom discipline, his sleeping behavior was very dazzling in his own vision.
But at this time, all the students who entered the postgraduate entrance examination looked serious, and did not notice the situation in the last row. After considering for a moment, the professor finally decided to wait until the end of the class to have a good talk with the student in attendance. Which department is it in?
quickly,
The class is over,
The professor saw Xu Mang still lying on the table.
"This student!"
"get out of class is over...wake up!" the professor shouted at Xu Mang.
"what?"
"Oh..." Xu Mang looked at the professor in front of him with a dull expression, and said embarrassedly: "Sorry... Professor, I accidentally fell asleep."
"Which major are you?" the professor asked.
"I?"
"I am majoring in theoretical physics in the Department of Physics." Xu Mang said cautiously: "I came here for a special reason, professor...I'm not here to make trouble, according to the level, we are still colleagues!"
Hearing Xu Mang's words, the professor looked astonished. Good fellow... he and the student became colleagues.
This professor is not very old, he seems to be in his forties, but he is very senior in the industry. There are a lot of his academic papers in important domestic journals, and they are widely cited, far more active than some on the screen. People are much stronger.
"you..."
"This classmate?" the professor asked curiously, "what's your name?"
"Oh... my name is Xu Mang." Xu Mang said seriously.
Xu Mang?
The name... familiar!
Oh!
The professor remembered who Xu Mang was, and speaking of it, this student was really his colleague. He heard that he would be promoted to associate professor of the physics department in March next year, and then he began to become independent and become the leader of an independent research project team. Have a lot of school resources.
after all,
This student has a little right to speak in the field of physics. The top international journals alone have two academic papers of their own.
but...
How could he come to the history department to teach?
Could it be...
"Xu Mang..."
"Is this giving up science and choosing liberal arts?" the professor asked.
Xu Mang shook his head: "No... as long as I get excellent grades in the final exam for history major this semester, I can be selected as a professor."
The professor was stunned for a moment, thinking he had heard it wrong, and asked again: "You...you say it again!"
"Selected as a professor!" Xu Mang said seriously: "As long as I get excellent in the final exam of history major."
The professor smiled bitterly: "Then you have to work hard. I think it is almost impossible for you to get full marks like this. I came to listen on the first day and just slept for me. I thought I had a problem in class."
"No no no!"
"Professor, you are worrying too much. This is my own reason." Xu Mang said awkwardly: "And I have got full marks."
"..."
"Xu Mang!" The professor said solemnly: "Humble!"
Xu Mang: 囧
What happened these years... telling the truth will be questioned.
I have stored more than 300,000 historical skill points, and after finishing high school history, I can directly cheat in college history courses. Since the time and place and people meet the standards, it is no problem to get a full score for a semester.
"professor!"
"If you ask a historical question, I can answer it." Xu Mang said seriously.
The professor thought for a while and said silently: "Then I will ask a more comprehensive question."
"In the largest country in the South Asian subcontinent, there is a problem left over from history. Regarding their interpersonal status, the issue of nobility, and the issue of hierarchy, can you talk about the cause from a historical perspective?" The professor said .
Xu Mang: ( ̄△ ̄;)
Good guy...
This is the problem that came up.
Is the professor dissatisfied with this prosperous beauty because he is sleeping?
Nothing more,
Then answer it.
"System, get it!"
[Identified by the system, the perfect explanation of this question Exchange: 20000 (historical skills)]
Pay!
"Ahem!"
"You asked (Hezhong girl) a question, right?"
"There are many reasons for the problem of (girls in Hezhong). It is called the Varna system in the local language. The birth of this system is based on a certain classic. The four (girls in Hezhong) plus the lowest. The four parts of the primitive man, the so-called primitive man, are the constituent bodies of the universe in the classics."
"Later, it is classified according to the regeneration method, regeneration and non-regeneration. The foot needs to be in contact with anything. It is a symbol of uncleanness, so it cannot be regenerated. But the thighs, hands and mouth are relatively pure and can be regenerated."
"Next, it can be divided into management and non-management, from the degree of purity."
"Finally is the distinction between management, which is divided from the spiritual level."
Words fall,
Xu Mang said: "Through the four divisions, it can be seen that this is a different pattern through continuous dichotomy. However, the problem of (Hezhong girls) is not the main reason for a country in the subcontinent. In fact, its real problem is the second (He Middle school girl) question."
"That is the clan problem, because (Hezhong girls) contains a lot of people, each of which has tens of thousands of people. These people may come from different places and different clans." Xu Mang said, "According to my Observe that in daily life, people from a certain country in these subcontinents have not been so clear about their concept of (the women in Hezhong)."
"They can only remember their clan, and then roughly give it to one (Hezhong girl)." Xu Mang glanced at the professor: "In the (Hezhong girl) question, many people don't know two concepts."
"First is the concept of karma, called Karma, and the other is Dharma. Karma and Dharma are the most important concepts in this system." Xu Mang paused, then said: "Dharma is human behavior. The criterion, karma, is more complicated, and you have to judge it according to your own law, that is...using karma to obtain karma, if karma is high, then reincarnation can be upgraded in the next life."
The professor stared at Xu Mang, and after a long time he said helplessly: "Xu Mang... from now on in my class, you must not come, I don't have any knowledge you want here... you go... uh... Modern history is very good. Go and learn modern history!"
Words fall,
The professor left directly.
Xu Mang:? ? ?
This...
Is this gone?
"Professor, wait for me!"
"Where is the modern history classroom?" Xu Mang chased it out.
...
Had lunch at noon,
In Xiaoman’s dormitory,
Xu Mang lay on her bed, still carrying a peculiar scent, not to mention Xu Mang who slept all morning, after smelling this scent, sleepiness swept back, and then fell asleep again, just face There is an extra chemistry book.
in the next few days,
Xu Mang accidentally went to the History Department to listen to lectures in the morning, and basically stayed in the dormitory in the afternoon, either playing games or sleeping. Life was quite comfortable and loose, not what a contemporary college student should have.
Too,
Xu Mang is this kind of person who will become a salted fish without any restriction on his body, and he is a salted fish himself.
this day,
Just after returning from a lecture in the History Department, Xu Mang turned on the computer and searched on the Internet for the review time of "NaturePhysics". So many days have passed, why there is not even a single email.
later,
Xu Mang only noticed that he had missed the best submission time. The black hole information conservation paper reviewed on "NaturePhysics" would be published in January even if it passed.
joke...
December has just begun not long.
Ding~
News from WeChat.
It was Yang Xiaoman who sent WeChat.
Bits of life: I'm so tired...
The dream of all-cosmic female creatures: I'm lying now
A little bit of life: can you have a little basic conscience as a person [( ̄︿ ̄)]
The dream of all female creatures in the universe: in fact I just lie down
Bits of life: Get out! 【Convex (艹艹艹)】
Ugh...
This woman.
Xu Mang sighed. In fact, Xiaoman was really clingy.
in the afternoon,
Xu Mang appeared in the principal's office.
These days, Xu Mang can be tortured enough. He has no sense of history. In addition to the habit of listening and falling asleep, it is almost impossible to stick to a class, so I found the principal and planned to show off directly.
this time,
There is no Schrodinger’s fruit basket!
"Come in!"
Xu Mang pushed the door and entered.
"..."
"No need to go to class in the afternoon?" Seeing Xu Mang, the principal looked helpless: "Why is there no fruit basket today?"
"No more."
"You can't eat it anyway." Xu Mang said with a smile: "My final exam for history major has basically got a perfect score!"
The principal was stunned and asked curiously: "Why are you getting full marks again? You have only been in class for a few days."
"Second Grandpa!"
"Do you still have any doubts about what I said?" Xu Mang said solemnly: "I just came over to tell you today. I'm not going to class anymore. When will I take the exam, please tell me directly. I'll take the exam... I will give you a full score at that time."
I...
Good guys!
What is this for?
The principal was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, and finally nodded and agreed to Xu Mang. According to the reaction of the history professors he received, there was a cute student recently who came to listen in frequently and fell asleep for five minutes. Finished.
"Grandpa Second?"
"I...I want to take a long vacation." Xu Mang said embarrassedly: "I'm going to Princeton University."
Hearing Xu Mang’s words, the principal frowned, and vaguely felt that something was wrong. Last time this guy went to National Tsing Hua University, he had a lot of moths, and he went to Princeton University. The ghost knew what would happen. Failure to do so is an international matter.
"What are you going to do?" the principal said solemnly: "Just stay here, you can't go anywhere!"
Xu Mang had already thought about this situation before he came, and Xu Mang had his own tricks for making this request.
"principal!"
"This time on behalf of our country to participate in the PUMaC team, Xiaoman is the main player?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "If her performance is unstable, I am afraid the impact will be disastrous."
"..."
The principal quickly understood what Xu Mang meant, and used Yang Xiaoman's stable performance as an excuse to open a green channel for him.
How to do?
There is no way.
This kind of thing is rather believable than nothing, if one's little granddaughter makes a mistake, and the reason is that there is no Xu Mang with her by her side, the loss will be unprecedented.
"You kid!"
"Oh..." the principal said dumbfoundedly: "Whatever you want! But... I'm here to emphasize that you must abide by the local laws, don't mess around, and others do whatever you want. Like ~EbookFREE.me~ but you just can't!"
"Know it?" The principal said solemnly.
Xu Mang nodded. He could roughly guess what the principal meant. If his old husband is right, then the principal should also mean the same, and he should not leave any stains.
"Grandpa Second?"
"Am I leaving?" Xu Mang got up and said to the principal: "Goodbye!"
Back to Xiaoman's dormitory,
Xu Mang simply packed his things, then drove to his dormitory, and took some daily necessities.
Xu Mang set off.
His first stop was Southern Jiangsu Province.
Nanda students!
Here comes buddy!
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