Chapter 387: It seems to be miserable (one/three)

This...
When will Moutai have another bottle?
It seems that Moutai will cost three yuan for another bottle, right? No... it should be five yuan!
Gulu Gulu Gulu...
Xu Mang's face was not red and heartbeat, so he blew off the second bottle of Moutai, then put the bottle on the table, took the lid of the bottle, and said embarrassedly: "Then what... another bottle, It may be that God is destined to let me blow the third bottle."
"???"
"???"
"???"
No need to guess!
Anything else is fake!
He has never drunk!
Good guy...53 degrees flying Maotai 400ML, 3000 yuan a bottle, in 30 seconds, 3000 yuan was gone.
"OK OK!"
"I took a box of this wine." A Xiaoman's elder said with a black line on his face: "Good boy...you can kill two bottles in one minute, so that your father-in-law will have to open a winery to feed you. "
Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Dad should know that I usually don't drink, but every time I drink, I have to lay down everyone present."
Words fall,
Looking around all the drinking people, Xu Mang said indifferently: "You don't want to go out today!"
Everyone was silent. At first, these Xiaoman's relatives planned to deal with Xu Mang, not to be ugly, but at least he needs to drink him until he gets down. The result... never thought that Xu Mang was soaking in the wine tank. of.
Nothing was done, first two bottles of Moutai went down. How is this done? Who can stand it?
at the same time,
Seeing those unscrupulous relatives who were suppressed by Xu Mang's overlord spirit, Mother Yang couldn't help showing a sneer, cut... As far as you drink, would you dare to compare with my son-in-law? Today let you know what is the real drink volume.
"Ahem!"
"Xiao Xu?" Mother Yang coughed lightly, and said calmly: "Is there enough wine? If it is not enough, Mom will ask someone to buy it now!"
Hearing Mother Yang's words, those relatives who had been ill-intentioned silently withdrew from the battle. There was no way... the strength was on the table, and two bottles of Maotai seemed to have never happened.
Sorry,
excuse me...
quickly,
Xu Mang was expelled from the wine bureau by the crowd. A group of elders began to fight for wine, but the lonely Xu Mang could only sit silently in the seat of Xiaoman, eating vegetables and grilling rice. At this time, he felt a little bit lonely.
The same age, but standing in a different position, really tired.
"Uncle?"
"What's the matter?" Xiaoying, who had been educated by Xiaoman before, glanced at Xu Mang with a frowning face, and asked: "I feel very refreshed when you look at your unhappy face, so quickly tell me to listen. what!"
This woman was called Yang Ying, and she was just average, but I heard Xiaoman said that she was very wild, and she was not afraid of the sky and the earth. This... Xu Mang can see from Yang Ying’s hair. Isn't it the wild kid type to be able to cut such short hair?
Xu Mang said with a black face, "How do you talk to your elders?"
"..."
"Uncle!" Yang Ying said helplessly: "This is too much, right? You, aunt and me, the three are from the same university and are about the same age. Is it necessary to use seniority to pressure people?"
"how?"
"Do you have other advantages?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "On talent and appearance...Which point do you have the advantage?"
I...
So angry!
The school forum is really not wrong, my uncle is really not a human being.
"Uncle!"
"Do you know how bad your reputation in the school is?" Yang Ying said: "They all say that you are a demon professor, who specializes in giving students problems. Only this point has a character problem, and you love to show off."
Xu Mang nodded: "I know."
"Then you still do not change?"
"Why change it?"
Yang Ying asked, "Uncle, do you plan to go all the way to the dark?"
"I usually bring some PhD students to do research." Xu Mang said blankly: "In class...by chance."
"Oh..."
"Uncle?" Yang Ying said embarrassedly: "I beg you for one thing."
"Say!"
"I want to... change my major." Yang Ying said, "Can you help me walk through the relationship?"
Change professional?
Can you keep up?
Xu Mang froze for a moment, and asked curiously: "Where are you going to transfer?"
"Department of Life Sciences."
"I have been interested in biotechnology since I was a child, and it may have something to do with my family." Yang Ying said: "I had found my second grandfather before, and he was scolded by him. Originally, I was desperate, but suddenly my uncle appeared and I His life is full of hope."
"Do you really like biology?" Xu Mang asked.
"Ok!"
"Really like it!" Yang Ying nodded solemnly.
Xu Mang thought for a long time and definitely helped her fulfill this wish. Who would let herself be her aunt?
"I see." Xu Mang nodded, "I'll do it when I go back."
"Fuck!"
"Uncle, you are so handsome!" Yang Ying said excitedly: "If it weren't for my aunt, she would scold me... I would almost be a kid for you."
Xu Mang: 囧
This Nima,
Isn’t it a neurosis?
"Come and go!" Xu Mang said with a black line on his face: "Don't say such things in front of your aunt. I want to live another two years."
"Understanding!"
soon,
This meal is over, everyone will go back to their respective houses.
Because Xu Mang and Yang Jian both drank, the car could only be driven by Mother Yang. Fortunately, there were no cars on the road during the New Year, so it was going well... but it was a long time.
In the next few days,
Xu Mang is living a life of dire straits, eating big fish and meat every day, and having to fight wine. By the seventh day of the new year... Xu Mang, who was originally thin, has gained half a catty.
but...
Some people have gained three pounds.
People who have gained three pounds are still unaware at this time.
Xu Mang did not dare to remind Xiaoman of the fact that he had gained three pounds. This was what he felt when he was holding Xiaoman last night. When Xiaoman was exhausted and went into deep sleep, Xu Mang secretly put it on the electronic scale. We weighed it.
At this time,
Xu Mang suddenly thought of an idea.
On the morning of the eighth day,
Xu Mang took Xiaoman to the vegetable market and walked directly to the stall selling pork.
"boss!"
"Three catties of fat!" Xu Mang said.
After getting the fat, Xu Mang handed the bag to Xiaoman's hand and said with a serious face: "Is it heavy?"
"Heavy."
"Shen?"
"Shen!"
Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, and said seriously: "Xiaoman...you seem to have gained weight these days."
Xu Mang was completely free, and he gained more time at his disposal.
of course,
I didn't forget to buy a motorcycle. I ordered two motorcycles, Ducati's Big Devil and 1299, on the first day after freedom.
"Huh?"
"Still losing weight?" Xu Mang smiled and looked at Xiaoman on the treadmill: "I'm going to the Magic Capital Observatory. Online dating expert Chuan Xiao brother is at work, so I just want to talk to him about gravitational wave detection."
"Fuck off!"
...
Magic City Observatory,
Xu Mang found a buddy in the same style as the factory director, let alone...Every Chinese New Year will gain weight, and even the Internet expert Chuan Xiao brother cannot escape this fate.
"Professor Xu!"
"Welcome to our Magic City Observatory for guidance." Brother Chuan Xiao said to Xu Mang.
"..."
"Brother Chuan Xiao, I didn't think you, a guy with big eyebrows and big eyes, started to be naughty." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Do you have any interest in doing something big with us?"
"Uh?"
"What's the big deal?" Brother Chuan Xiao asked.
"There is a project to detect gravitational waves." Xu Mang said seriously: "You should have heard of it, right?"
Brother Chuan Xiao nodded: "This project seems to be a joint collaboration of multiple universities and some research institutes, uh... it seems that you don't have a university."
"Yes!"
"I'm not angry enough." Xu Mang shrugged, "I have set up a gravitational wave detection laboratory myself. It is estimated that it will be available in April. Are you interested in participating?"
Brother Chuan Xiao thought for a while, and was quite moved by Xu Mang's request, but...what about the work here?
"But you can."
"But what to do here?" Brother Chuan Xiao said, "I want to support my family."
"Give me a salary!" Xu Mang smiled, "twice here!"
Under Xu Mang's constant bewitching, Brother Chuan Xiao finally reluctantly agreed with an excited heart.
Immediately after,
The two discussed how to carry out the work, but soon the work came to a deadlock, because Xu Mang himself did not know what type of detector the old man introduced.
"Xu Mang... you didn't even understand how to detect, so you got a grant and built a laboratory?" Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang incredulously: "Then what's the difference between us and headless flies? , Somehow you can get some intelligence!"
"Don't panic!"
"Let me ask now." Xu Mang called his old husband, and quickly figured out what the imported equipment was, two high-precision laser interferometers, and they would arrive tomorrow.
Hearing this result,
Brother Chuan Xiao was completely autistic, and said helplessly: "Xu Mang...Do you know what other equipment is used to detect it?
"do not know..."
"I heard that the detection methods of the laboratories united by many domestic universities are like this." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "According to the timing signal of the pulsar, because gravitational waves pass between the earth and the pulsar, it will affect the pulsar Timing time, that is, detecting signal frequency."
what?
Is there such a routine?
Xu Mang asked curiously: "Then why is the laser interferometer not working? I have read a paper where the interference cancels out after the laser converges. Once a gravitational wave passes by, it will change the distance between the mirror and the half lens, and the interference phenomenon will change. Gravitational waves can be detected."
"Do you think it is possible? The laser is in the order of micrometers, and the gravitational wave is in the order of one trillionth of a micrometer. It is okay to talk on paper, but in the real situation it is simply a idiot." Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously.
"What about then?"
"I bought it all... and it's not the equipment I chose." Xu Mang said, "It was all done by my old husband. He has a lot of acquaintances at MIT ~ EbookFREE.me ~ probably those experts. The idea from the professor."
at this time,
Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: "Xu Mang...If you want to experiment with a laser interferometer, first you have to prove it is useful, preferably mathematically, although it is not possible."
"and also."
"Uncle may be pitted!" Brother Chuan Xiao said solemnly: "I think it is because MIT found that it was not available, so I met my uncle and sold it to him."
"I'll do the math..." Xu Mang said helplessly, "Don't tell anyone else!"
"..."
"Do you think you can hide it?" Brother Chuan Xiao smiled bitterly: "As soon as the equipment arrives, everyone will know."
Xu Mang didn't believe it,
As a result, he was slapped by reality on the third day.
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