Chapter 54: Liberal Arts and Science
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1473 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:00:08
The results of the entrance examination have been fermented on the Internet. In addition to discussing the super goddess Yang Xiaoman's climb to the top, the invincible Pianke Wang Xu Mang is also the object of discussion by netizens. The Weibo Post Bar forum is the content of these two people.
among them,
belongs to Xu Mang with the most content.
Because he not only redefines what is called a partial subject, but the most important thing is to get a full score. The gold content of this full score is not low. After all, the full score obtained in the most difficult math entrance exam.
originally thought that the storm would pass soon, but some netizens with supernatural powers continued to dig deep and discovered some other things.
Xu Mang,
He actually doubles in arts and science!
This is not a joke, but a fact... Netizens discovered that not long ago, the first winner of the city high school student composition contest was Xu Mang from No. 1 Middle School!
In ancient times, there were both civil and military skills, but today there are both liberal arts and sciences.
This guy is so awesome!
However,
Doubts followed.
Since Xu Mang was able to get the first place in the composition contest, he turned in a blank paper in the entrance exam. Why on earth?
Regarding this question, netizens have given a lot of speculations, what Xu Mang might be wearing Xtep, what Xu Mang had diarrhea that day, what Xu Mang helped his grandmother to cross the road and was late, what Xu Mang’s house was on fire and was fighting the fire...
There are many answers,
Most of them are nonsense.
finally,
A netizen gave a more pertinent answer. He may have fallen asleep during the exam...
When a person becomes a popular target, let alone fall asleep during the exam, even if he pulls a shit, many people will think that the has a charming fragrance.
the same day,
Xu Mang made the headline with the title "Shock! A certain student did such a thing during the exam, and everyone was surprised! 》
...
High Grade Three Classroom,
Xu Mang was lying on the table, thinking about what happened recently, the first place in the municipal essay contest, the first place in the school-level spicy competition, the most difficult math paper in the entrance exam... these achievements seem to be based on external plug-ins. Come, it's not your true strength, it's not your own hard work to obtain.
thought of this,
Xu Mang was a little sad, but the sadness did not last long, he figured it out.
Take Yang Xiaoman as an example, this violent airport is not just reading Weibo all day, or reading messy fashion magazines, and accidentally reading a set of practice test papers. As a result, he ranked first in the city's joint exam.
Is it reasonable?
Is there still humanity?
what?
Does this count?
Xu Mang raised his head and looked around in the classroom. He saw a boy wearing glasses. His name was Li Xiaosong. He was ranked sixth in the class. He was barely considered a schoolmaster. However, Li Xiaosong was a scumbag. .
He loves to play online games. Sometimes he would go over the wall in the middle of the night and go to the Internet cafe to play all night. The next day he slept in the classroom, and accidentally turned in his homework once or twice. Various signs showed that Li Xiaosong was a person who ate and waited to die.
However,
He can squeeze into the top ten of the class every time he takes an exam... Note that every time!
Whether you want to accept it or not, some people in this society don't need to work hard. Although this fact is a bit cruel, it actually happens to you and me.
Ha ha,
This reality...
"Hey?"
"I am your girlfriend now..." Yang Xiaoman suddenly turned his head and whispered to Xu Mang, "When will you invite me to eat out?"
"What and what!"
"Why did you become my girlfriend?" Xu Mang's face was full of horror: "Are you too lonely recently? Your heart is burning like a fire? It's really burning a little unbearable, and then you found me?"
Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)
moron!
Big idiot!
Yang Xiaoman couldn’t wait to unscrew Xu Mang’s Tianling Cap to see what was in his mind. By the way, he checked his eyes to see if he would get any cataracts. Otherwise, why would he refuse a young and invincible beautiful girl.
"Didn't we say that before? If you get a perfect score in maths this time, I will be your girlfriend." Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, take me to a big meal tomorrow Saturday!"
Xu Mang did not speak, but looked at the face of Yang Xiaoman's envoy seriously...he spoke after a long time.
"Ha ha!"
"I can understand..." Xu Mang sneered: "Fault, touch porcelain, blackmail!"
"How?"
"It's erroneous, it's touching porcelain, it's blackmailing, isn't it?"
Yang Xiaoman also broke the jar, slammed his small fist at Xu Mang, and said viciously: "Did you see my fist? From now on, you dare to say a'no', don't blame my fist for not having eyes. !"
Xu Mang shrank his head. Is this the legendary fist that comes out of love?
After this,
The two people will put aside their boyfriend and girlfriend matters temporarily, but this big meal must be eaten. Xu Mang is a little helpless about this. This full score is a bit worthless. He picked up a violent airport and had to post a lot of money...
"Hey!"
"Have you noticed that the eyes of your classmates have changed when they see you." Yang Xiaoman said, "Especially those with good grades."
"is it?"
"Don't pay attention..." Xu Mang hit a Hatch. He really didn't care what his classmates thought of him. No matter what they were, he would die in the future!
Now Xu Mang is most concerned about the school Olympiad team, it is best to kill Li Hua.
At this time,
Liang Feng came to the classroom and called Xu Mang out alone.
"Xu Mang!"
"To tell you the good news, you were exceptionally joined to the school Olympiad team to participate in the upcoming city-wide Olympiad." Liang Feng told Xu Mang the good news.
"Really?"
"Who squeezed out? Was it Li Hua?" Xu Mang asked excitedly.
"Squeezed out a student from Class 7." Liang Feng said: "You are the best student I have ever brought. Work hard to get the first place!"
This is not Liang Feng exaggerating, but from the sincerity. The school Olympiad team has a total of five places. As a result, the third grade one occupied three places. The problem is that this class is a liberal arts class!
Xu Mang was full of contempt: "Mr. Liang...you said not long ago that we are the worst student you have ever taught. Except for Yang Xiaoman, how come you are the best now? Have you ever learned Sichuan opera as a teacher Change face?"
"You kid..."
Liang Feng looked helpless and didn't know what to scold, because what Xu Mang said was the truth.
"From next week ~EbookFREE.me~ every weekend to attend school assault training, night self-study is also!" Liang Feng said: "The specific notice will be issued separately, you can wait."
"Will you sacrifice a rare weekend?" Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and asked slowly, "Can I apply for it?"
"..."
"Don't let me die, you kid!" Liang Feng said, "How can I get a ranking without training?"
"Your class... I have never heard of it, and I still get full marks..." Xu Mang underestimated.
This...
really cannot refute!
Liang Feng doesn’t know what to do. Any method is very difficult to work in front of this kid. Of course... there is one method that works very well, and that is to do it directly!
"Don't talk nonsense to me!"
"This time the school asked me to lead the team. If your kid is to fool me, believe it or not I replaced you?" Liang Feng stared wide-eyed and threatened.
However,
Today's Xu Mang is not the Xu Mang of the past, his wings are stiff, he is dead hard!
"Do not believe!"
Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "Without my peerless genius, the school would not have won the championship!"
"you..."
"I..."
"This..."
Liangfeng is on the verge of collapse, Xu Mang is not terrible, I am afraid that Xu Mang is educated... I never expected that this kid would become more and more mad after his achievements, but he has mad capital!
"Oh... Teacher!"
"Why are you so unobtrusive?" Xu Mang smiled suddenly and meanly: "Don't you know what I am? That is a promising young man who values learning more than life. How could he not come for training? ...Don't worry, I will come!"
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