Chapter 60: You are so bad, I like it!
-
I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1333 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:00:08
Xu Mang has acted!
But when he put his chopsticks into the rice, he couldn't help but look surprised, good guy... this boss is so sinister! Actually compressed the equivalent of rice, which is at least 50% more than yesterday!
But,
sorry,
He met me!
Eel is a must-eat food in the island country in summer. It can not only help digestion and increase appetite, but also due to the shortage of resources in the island country, good wild eels are hard to find, eel rice has become a slightly higher level of Japanese cuisine.
just,
The eel that Xu Mang ate was very poor. The meat was too soft and did not have the unique taste of charcoal fire. The eel prepared by the normal method has a slightly firm meat, but it has a slight fatness. The taste is tender on the outside and tender on the inside. There will be a smell of charcoal fire.
Damn!
TB goods!
Xu Mang glanced at his triumphant boss, and his favorability for him has reached a negative number. This kind of eel has two hundred a day, and three is 600. Are you embarrassed to sell it for 4,999?
black!
It's too dark!
Although there is no profiteer and no business, this kind of selling inferior products as first-class products is a moral issue.
Nowadays,
will make you pay a painful price!
Xu Mang is crazy,
His way of eating shocked everyone. Normal people would chew a lot and then swallow. Ruthless people would just chew a few times and swallow directly. Werewolves would do nothing more than three times. They would have to eat within three times, while Xu Mang would eat directly. !
With the help of the system, the mouth and esophagus are constantly squeezed, making the rice go to the empty stomach without any hindrance.
quickly!
The thief is so fast!
All the people present only saw the hand holding the chopsticks, spinning fast, and even afterimages appeared.
With the passing of time, the rice in the bucket gradually decreased, and the boss's blood pressure continued to rise, his breathing began to rush, and his head was dizzy, and he was about to die.
Finish...
Over!
This time is really over!
The hunter became the prey, and the prey became the hunter!
be cheated! ! !
The boss is also a person who has been in the society for many years. He quickly understood the routine. One of his employees said that this person had been here yesterday... and ordered eel rice, but didn't eat it!
This behavior is really problematic when I think about it now. It is not a normal behavior of ordinary people. Generally, people who come to the store to challenge the super large eel rice will basically try to make it, and even if they can't finish it, they will pack it home.
But he is different, he didn't even move his chopsticks!
Why?
is to leave people with the image of being taken advantage of and let others take it lightly!
It seems that I can only...
after that,
Under the horrified crowd, Xu Mang dried a bucket of rice, three eels and some sesame seeds. It took eight minutes and 47 seconds.
The war is over,
The world is at peace!
All the teachers and students in the first grade of high school broke out with deafening cheers. There was only one word in their minds-Xu Mang is awesome!
"Come on!"
"Help me up!" Xu Mang said, sitting on the ground with a proud face.
Faced with Xu Mang's request at this moment, everyone did not reject him, because at this time he was a hero, a great hero who saved the world.
"Boss?"
"I'm sorry... the order is free!" Xu Mang rushed to the black-lined boss and said: "The loss is pretty big, right? Is there 800,000? Is there any desire to die?"
you...
I...
Damn it!
Facing the torture of Xu Mang's soul, the boss's heart was dripping blood, more than 800,000 yuan, more than 800,000 yuan! If the money is not available, the store’s capital chain will basically be broken.
Those who do business are not afraid of anything. They are only worried that the capital chain will be broken. Once this problem occurs, it means that the bank is not far off.
Bank loan?
Sorry... Self-employed businesses and small and medium-sized enterprises will never get it.
Private loans?
This is an abyss, once you step into the eternal disaster!
"No way!"
"It won't count this time!" The boss yelled, shouting to the teachers and students of the Third Class One: "Our staff made a mistake in operation and the amount of rice was not increased enough. In short, it doesn't count this time!"
"Ugh!"
"Why are you so shameless?"
"Yeah... It clearly says that eating eel rice within ten minutes will be free. Now suddenly it doesn't count. You are too bullying!"
"Unscrupulous merchants!"
Faced with the accusations from the crowd, the boss also gave up, burned the leaflet, and then asked the waiter to remove the advertisement.
"There is no such event!" The boss said blankly: "Event cancelled!"
Seeing the boss’s performance without any acting skills, Xu Mang just smiled. He knew that this would happen, so he recorded the image and invited a famous lawyer in Ning City in advance.
I,
Xu Mang,
will always be invincible!
"Lawyer Gao!"
"It's time for performance!" Xu Mang chonggao said.
"Ok!"
"I am Gao Qingyang from Ningshi'Justice' Law Firm. Your behavior just now seriously violated the country..." Attorney Gao said a lot of specific terms, and then said solemnly: "I now represent Mr. Xu Mang, officially Sue you and you will receive a letter from our lawyer tomorrow. See you in the court!"
Fuck me!
What a...
Take a lawyer with you at dinner?
is too cruel!
The boss completely collapsed, of course, this is not the last straw to crush the boss.
at this time,
Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and played a scene to the boss. It was a scene of ordering and a few conversations.
"Ugh?"
"In this big stomach event, as long as you eat the super large eel rice in ten minutes, can you get all the orders for free?"
"Of course, and the event has no deadline!"
"Oh!"
The voices of Xu Mang and the boss came out of the phone, and someone who knew it would know it when they heard it.
Yang Xiaoman was not to be outdone. He took out his mobile phone and played the scene of Xu Mang eating eel rice. UU read www.uukanshu.com and asked the boss for the specific time.
Work step by step,
One hit is fatal!
then free...
Watching these people swagger out of their shop, the boss suddenly lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.
responded to that sentence,
Black-hearted vendors, don’t die!
...
This battle,
has completely made a reputation in the first grade of high school. Xu Mang is not as stupid as he is on the surface. He is thoughtful, insidious and cunning. In order to achieve his goal, he can sacrifice everything. He has all the advantages of the villain.
Apart from sighing, he is also very happy... Fortunately, Xu Mang is a classmate in his own class, otherwise, based on his performance today, he would not know when he died.
But,
Why was he unknown before?
broke out suddenly...
Did something happen in between?
Many people present today are very curious about this, but there is no answer that fits their minds.
bid farewell to classmates and teachers,
Xu Mang meets Yang Xiaoman again in a certain trail.
"Hey!"
"what?"
"You are a good person!"
"But I really like it!"
Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment. When he was about to speak, his stomach began to ache severely.
But in this scene, Yang Xiaoman misunderstood.
"You...what do you mean?!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "My old lady likes you with a compassionate attitude, how can you show me such an attitude?"
"No...No!"
"Quick...Quick...send me to...the hospital!"
"I ate too much!"
......