Chapter 656: Liberal Arts and Science

October,
This day is very painful for Xu Mang. He needs to take four days to accompany Xiaoman's lonely heart. In the words of a female goblin, women are all made of water, but she is now stagnant. , Because the heart is dead.
Why die?
I didn’t accompany her to go shopping on the National Day, so my heart died... However, relying on this crooked way, Xu Mang really took four days to accompany her for a good time. The original plan was to visit the surrounding attractions. , But according to previous years' experience, the high-speed must be blocked.
no way,
I made an appointment with Chenxi and Guo Tianmei, a pair of young lovers who simply went shopping in the largest commercial plaza of the Magic City. However, I never expected that there were so many people in the plaza that I could not imagine them. At a glance, they were all people. In the end, they were four. To sum it up, I took the high-speed rail to visit Suzhou.
Not to mention,
Chenxi didn't know where to get the four first-class tickets, and the four of them went to Jiangsu Province temporarily.
Xu Mang has experienced the brand-new Fuxing electric EMU for the first time. It was the Harmony before. He glanced at the speed at this time, which was 350 kilometers per hour. Xu Mang had to feel that technology has changed his life. In the era of my parents, I can't even think about it.
"Ugh?"
"Ask you a question, aren't you engaged in theoretical physics?" Yang Xiaoman, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly turned his head and asked Xu Mang: "I remember Einstein's special theory of relativity, sitting on a high-speed moving object. Then the time will be a bit slower than the ground. Can you calculate how much time can we be younger after this trip?"
Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and drew her forehead with his hands in the depths, and asked seriously: "Xiaoman...Did you not take medicine when you went out? This is very sick...you have to be pretty. Live, don’t get sick on the high-speed rail, otherwise...I will accompany others to get rabies vaccine."
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he was dozing off when he was bored, and asked him to do something, but he was ridiculed by him. Look at the others Chenxi and Guo Tianmei, kindness, love, love, me, mine, myself... . Played all the way with mobile phones.
"Humph!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yang Xiaoman said irritably: "Can you be young at all? Is it because you don't have the ability to calculate, or Einstein's theory is wrong?"
in fact,
Yang Xiaoman didn't expect Xu Mang to answer. She just saw Xu Mang being bored and asked casually, but... never expected that Xu Mang went straight to the head, as a master of bangs, a master of drama. He thinks he should teach Xiaoman a lesson for the strange man with three kinds of strange systems.
"First of all... the speed of the high-speed rail we are sitting on this time is 350 kilometers per hour, which is about 97.22 meters per second in an infinite loop, so throwing away the station that may need to stop halfway, this time The journey takes 10800 seconds."
"According to the time expansion formula of the special theory of relativity, we have reached a conclusion that through this journey, we can be ten and five hundred millionths younger." Xu Mang said earnestly: "At this speed, we only need to sit down. Ten billion hours of high-speed rail can be one second younger!"
"Don't look at 10 billion hours, just convert it...1.4 million years is enough." Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and asked seriously: "Xiaoman... after arriving at the destination, You are ten and five hundred millionths younger."
Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)
This...
So what,
Mother, what did I do? Why did you marry this guy?
"What's the matter with you?" Xu Mang saw Yang Xiaoman's flushed face, breathing a little shortly, and said with a grin: "Do you feel that you have benefited a lot? Taking a ride on the high-speed rail is not only a little bit younger than 100 millionths. In zero five seconds, I also listened to Teacher Xu's lecture, Xiaoman...you are making money!"
"Idiot?"
"Did you master any magic?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and asked with a serious look: "There were so many chasing after me, but in the end I just fell into a like you, did you hypnotize me? Did you lower your head to me?"
"cut!"
"You can pull it down!" Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: "I don't see any suitors you have. If your life is a book, you are at most a female match. You should be taller than taller, or taller than taller. , Except for good-looking and rich, nothing else."
"you..."
"You fart!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "Ask yourself, has your IQ soared since you met me? You used to be an idiot, lying motionless on the table all day, like a Just a bastard, take a look now... this is all my credit!"
Xu Mang: @#$%...!
But let’s not say,
God always arranges various coincidences, binds the system, and meets Xiaoman, maybe this is God's will.
soon,
The four came to Yang City, a world heritage city, a national historical and cultural city, and a scenic tourist city with traditional characteristics. Xu Mang wanted to come here early, often eating the fried rice produced here, and feeling emotional after eating.
Arrived on the first day, and after sitting on the high-speed rail for so long, the four of them did not go anywhere to visit. They found a local five-star hotel to stay. There was no room at the beginning, but Yang Xiaoman was Yang Jian’s daughter. .
and so...
This big hotel is her family's property and has reserved luxury suites.
On the second day,
The four of them started the trip. Of course, the first one was the legendary garden. This garden is quite awesome. It is famous for planting green bamboos and wins with rockery in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Take pictures, take pictures, take pictures...
Whenever Yang Xiaoman passes by a beautiful scenery, he will leave a group photo of himself and Xu Mang. There are few opportunities for the two to come out, so the group photo is also pitiful, but Yang Xiaoman plans to collect two sets of albums before getting married.
to this end,
She specially customized ten sets of photo albums. Two sets are photos of herself and Xu Mang, two sets are photos of a family of four, two sets are to record every bit of life, and the last four sets record the growth of the child.
Until noon,
The four of them sat on the strange rock by the pool, eating the snacks and drinks Xu Mang took out of their school bags.
"A garden?"
"What a weird name... Brother Xu Mang?" Guo Tianmei asked Xu Mang while eating chocolate cookies, "A yard built in 1818 is actually a simplified word. This word is Isn't it a mistake? Or was it added by later generations?"
"Tianmei, you asked the wrong person." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Your brother Xu Mang is in physics. If you ask questions about physics, he can help you answer them. This... how could he possibly be? !"
Sorry...
Dagangjing is now online.
"cut!"
"I came from a liberal arts class." Xu Mang glanced at Guo Tianmei, and said seriously: "This character existed before the Han Dynasty. In the "Historical Records" written by Sima Qian, there is an article in "The Biographies of Commodities", Mu Yuemei, Bamboo is called a piece, wood is a piece, and bamboo is a piece. Why is it called a garden."
"In fact, it is to show that he is a cultural person." Xu Mang took a sip of bright milk, and said calmly: "Ancient literati had three types: orchids, bamboos, stones, orchids have fragrance, stones have bones, bamboos have knots, and bamboo leaves usually It is three pieces together to form a character, and bamboo is made of two, so it is called half bamboo garden."
"The owner of this garden wants to tell us that he is a literate man, but unfortunately there is not much ink in his stomach. It's just normal." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Do you understand everything?"
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Completely confused, facing Xu Mang's explanation, including Yang Xiaoman, all fell into addiction.
Liberal Arts and Science?
Does this make people live?
"Xu...Brother Xu Mang?" Guo Tianmei asked cautiously: "You...how do you know...this? This...what the is going on? What else do you don't know?"
"Ha ha."
"There is nothing I don't know!" Xu Mang smiled: "The humanoid self-propelled encyclopedia is down!"
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Sweden,
Stockholm,
The Nobel Day Center of the Swedish National Museum, today...a group of judges are distressed by one thing. This year's Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced at 11:45 am on October 8th. However...nominated The person has a problem.
Xu Mang!
Almost half of the people in Europe and the United States denied Xu Mang’s qualifications. In fact, this is inevitable. He has offended everything that should be offended. It is absolutely impossible to get the consent of most people. He has not been directly eliminated. Good luck.
"This..."
"What should I do?" A middle-aged blonde woman frowned, and said helplessly: "According to the system, Professor Xu Mang is not qualified, but...if he hadn't won the Nobel Prize in Physics, I'm afraid ...From then on, the Nobel Prize will lose its credibility."
"Ugh..."
"It's not easy!"
"The main reason is that Professor Xu Mang's support is too low!" A middle-aged man sighed: "Look at other candidates... Everyone's support is over 75%, just Xu Professor Mang, 17.8 percent."
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This is too miserable!
How did Professor Xu manage to be disgusted by so many scientists around the world?
How many bad things did he do?
"I think...Professor Xu Mang should be selected as the winner." Another white bearded old man said solemnly: "His achievements are enough to win the Nobel Prize in Physics three times. What we need to think is not whether he should He should be awarded, but to discuss what research results he should use to win the Nobel Prize in Physics."
"but..."
"Will someone be left behind?" the middle-aged blonde woman asked: "Once we are hyped by the media, we will be in a very embarrassing situation."
"so what?"
"Who do you plan to give this year's Nobel Prize in Physics?" the old man with white beard asked, "Who can compare with Professor Xu Mang?"
Indeed ~EbookFREE.me~ the detection of gravitational waves alone crushes the audience with an overwhelming advantage.
But the support rate is not high!
There is a problem with character.
at this time,
The phone rang in the conference room, and the old white-bearded man answered the phone with a serious expression.
After a few minutes,
The old man with white beard hung up the phone and said with a serious face: "It's decided...this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is the winner of Professor Xu Mang!"
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