Chapter 863: I really didn't fool you!

When the world is in danger, there will always be a superhero who will stand up to save the disaster and turn around the whole crisis by himself. At this time...Xu Mang is just such a superhero, he really can’t stand it anymore, and stand up. Attack this unhealthy trend.
Using bird droppings as one of the raw materials to synthesize multi-element-doped graphene. Compared with conventional synthesis methods, the performance seems to be very awesome. Then write a pair of various tall instruments to synthesize and characterize the catalyst.
Just ask those people who have worked so hard to synthesize the catalyst performance, where do they put their faces? I always forget to add various materials to graphene to improve performance. In fact, I publish articles for publication. These articles are still nutritious articles.
In the beginning,
Xu Mang did not conduct a very rigorous and systematic study, but wrote a meaningful passage. It has been reported that graphene doped with many elements to enhance electrocatalysis. This has almost become a paradigm, so that the magical graphene once used for electrocatalysis is no longer magical. We need to add something to it to make it great again.
Correct!
Make graphene great again!
And this thing is bird droppings, because the presence of bird droppings gives graphene extremely powerful properties. After all, bird droppings are rich in trace elements such as nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, etc., which are more expensive than toxic and expensive reagents for experiments. I don't know where the height is.
And the next step is a serious fabrication, using everyone's most conventional irrigation techniques to conduct serious theoretical research and experiments on graphite.
In the theoretical model, a conclusion is drawn through calculations. The graphene treated with guano does make graphene more electrocatalytic than non-doped graphene. Guano-doped graphene and non-doped graphene have The same appearance, but because guano contains additional elements such as nitrogen, phosphorus, and sulfur...
With the help of these elements, guano-doped graphene may have better electrocatalytic performance, and this kind of guess is completed through rigorous theoretical calculations and rigorous conclusions.
So far predict,
In this case, guano-doped graphene can be identified as a potential multifunctional catalyst.
It took more than an hour,
Xu Mang finally wrote the theoretical model of guano-doped graphene. Basically, all the theories that should be used are used, such as Xu Yang’s structural formula, wave equation, Poynting’s theorem, Ampere’s loop theorem, etc., in short, the first At first glance, absolutely no one can understand.
And when I look at the second eye, I suddenly realize that the theoretical part of this research report has a little meaning. When it comes to the third eye, it has been deeply shocked. The last fourth eye... Kneeling Fall to the ground to worship.
What is needed is this unclear, but very shocking feeling.
Anyway, that group of people always use this concept to go to water thesis, and they have to be more exaggerated than them, and the next part of the experiment requires going to the Fuda Condensed Matter Physics Laboratory to conduct a series of research. All the equipment is used!
"Ugh..."
"I don't know if this paper is published, I will be scolded again." Xu Mang showed a bitter smile. Recently, he has offended so many people that he has been fighting with others, but these struggles are very necessary.
Take this matter as an example. This kind of unhealthy trend of irrigation is really disgusting, not only in China, but also in foreign countries, and it is still in the field of graphene. Now I look back at my previous evaluation of graphene. I couldn't help but feel a trace of blush, and at the same time I felt unworthy for the two scientists who won the Nobel Prize in Physics.
It is estimated that the two scientists who discovered graphene would never think that graphene materials can be doped with everything. As long as the doped graphene is doped, whether it is doped with electron-withdrawing or electron-donating elements, the result is good catalytic performance. Good.
it is good?
What a ball!
At this time, the phone rang, and Xu Mang was pulled back to reality. This was a call from Xiaoman.
"Hello?" Xu Mang answered the phone and asked with a smile, "Wife...what's the matter? I'm busy now...sleeping? Just what time will I start sleeping...can you stop making trouble? ? And...you are already a wife, don't just call yourself a baby, you're an old lady...what a treasure."
Unexpectedly, the other party hung up the phone, Xu Mang did not respond for a while, but within 30 seconds, the door of his study was pushed open, and one of them was only 1.5 meters tall. The woman stood aggressively at the door, her eyes filled with angry flames.
Obviously... she's going to eat people.
"Xu Mang!"
"You tell me clearly to my old lady, why am I an old lady?" Yang Xiaoman twisted Xu Mang's ears, and yelled angrily: "Have you ever seen an old lady with such a smooth face? And I am a baby? Why can't I be a baby? I will always be a baby!"
Although he was twisted his ears and felt the dilemma of dying, to Xu Mang, this is how Xiaoman expresses his love. The next second...a backhand took the violent airport into his arms. In the middle, gently squeezed her chin and looked at her deeply.
"You girl... you're a wild fan. You don't need to be educated. You don't know how powerful Lao Na is." Xu Mang said calmly, "Tonight is the decisive battle on the top of the purple J!"
Hearing Xu Mang's words,
Yang Xiaoman's pretty face glowed slightly, and angrily said at him: "I hate... you ghost, my old lady, I don't have such idle time to accompany you to fool around. Today... Today is really coming to relatives. I just want you to rest early."
what?
Is it really here?
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and immediately let go of Xiao Man in his arms and said with disgust, "Please go away, don't disturb my work!"
Yang Xiaoman: (￣︿￣)
This bastard...
Don't want to live anymore?
(￣絲￣)/# I'm fighting with you!
(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣車￣///) to kill you!
...
The next day,
Xu Mang went to the physics department building of Fuda. When he came here again, a different kind of emotion filled his mind. Recently, due to the influence of the virus, there were almost no people in the school. He met a few students by chance. Is wearing a mask.
Bang bang bang!
Xu Mang knocked on Director Fang’s office door and pushed in when he heard the invitation. Then he saw Fang Jun sitting in a chair and working, holding Schrodinger’s fruit basket with a smile on his face, and walked to him. .
"Ouch!"
"Academician Xu Mang!" Although Xu Mang was wearing a mask at this time, he knew who this guy was when he saw the fruit basket in his hand, the famous physicist, Academician Xu Mang Xu.
"I can't use it..." Xu Mang said hurriedly: "Director Fang...You have broken me, you call me...Xiao Xu."
"It's been so long, how to become gentle, this style is difficult to accept." Fang Jun smiled: "But the fruit basket in your hand is full of nostalgia. I shouldn't be able to eat this fruit basket. ?"
Xu Mang nodded shamelessly, and said seriously: "I bought it for my wife."
"..."
"You even nodded." Fang Jun smiled very happily. Since Xu Mang's departure, there has been almost no such emotion. I have to say... Xu Mang is still the same Xu Mang, even after he became an academician, he still The original appearance has not changed at all.
Too,
This guy once said, don't forget your original intention.
"Looking for me shouldn't be a simple retelling of the old?" Fang Jun poured a cup of tea for Xu Mang, and then asked curiously: "Is there something wrong?"
"Ok!"
"I recently cooperated with the top journal "ACSNANO" under the American Chemical Society to make a powerful satire on the image of random research articles in the graphene field." Xu Mang said seriously: "Let some people fish in troubled waters." I know, they are just rubbish."
"this problem..."
"You may offend a lot of people. Let’s not mention what’s going on abroad. Anyway, your image abroad has always been very poor. Just talk about the domestic... Have you ever understood the Graphene Association?" Fang Jun said, "If you do this, , May affect the normal operation of this association."
This association again!
It seems that you can't kill it!
"I know."
"Teach you how to irrigate graphene, hold various irrigation articles, and slander." Xu Mang said indifferently: "Then there is no way...The existence of this broken association disrupts the atmosphere of the entire academic circle. It's gone."
"If you take the initiative and develop a journal of that level, it will resonate." Fang Jun said: "You tell me... many people have opinions on this association. If you stand up and speak up, you will be behind you. Standing in a group of people, they can't stop it."
"That's good!"
"I'm afraid I will fight alone." Xu Mang showed a smile.
At this time,
Fang Jun asked curiously: "By the way...how do you plan to ridicule them?"
"Hey!"
"Director Fang... have you ever heard of guano-doped graphene?" Xu Mang showed a trace of mystery, and said cautiously, "This is a brand new multifunctional catalyst."
bird...
guano?
What is this going to do?
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Fang Jun looked at him in horror. For a while, his brain was short-circuited, and everything he wanted to say was stuck in his throat.
"Really!"
"It's not fooling you." Xu Mang said seriously: "I came here today to conduct experiments on guano-doped graphene to obtain various experimental data to prove that my theoretical model is not wrong, and guano doped. Graphene has an advantage!"
"The guano-doped graphene produces more electrocatalytic materials than many complex multi-element doping procedures ~EbookFREE.me~ because the composition of guano can be adjusted by controlling the feed." Xu Mang said.
After taking a serious look at this young man, Fang Jun had to sigh with emotion. This guy’s idea is not ordinary bold, but it is also... originally it was ironic. Once this research report was included in "ACSNANO", Means one thing.
There have been studies on similar doped graphene, which are actually guano, which is meaningless.
High!
It's really high!
But just this kid can do it, others... don't have the qualifications, and the courage.
"Ugh..."
Xu Mangchan sighed, and said with a sad look: "I hope the world will not have war due to guano!"
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