Chapter 868: Threatening words
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1649 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:04:16
Magic city,
After the release of the research report on guano-doped graphene, after a day of development, it completely exploded on the Internet, but after only one day, Xu Mang was surprised to find that a mysterious force was preventing the situation from continuing.
This is a force called 404. It banned any posts and comments below the news. Xu Mang had no idea, but the female devil Yang Xiaoman exploded directly. She felt that her husband was affected. Unfair treatment.
"I'm furious!"
"Is it true that we have no one?" Yang Xiaoman ran angrily and took out his mobile phone and called her cousin. She felt that this kind of thing didn't need to trouble the uncle, and the cousin could solve the problem directly. His brother-in-law has been bullied, can he ignore it?
"Hey?"
"Brother...Why can't you comment on some of your brother-in-law's posts?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I am very angry now. Xu Mang is your brother-in-law, and you ignored it... You are still not a human being. What about my sister-in-law? I want to talk to my sister-in-law, you are too bastard... My Xu Mang has been bullied, and you don't care."
The cousin looked at a loss, he didn't say a word, he was scolded, this...this is even worse than Dou E, and said helplessly: "Ahem...I just knew it. , What's the situation? Didn't Xiao Xu just publish a paper?"
"you..."
"You really don't care about your brother-in-law at all." Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he said angrily: "I just said it very clearly, but you didn't even listen to it. Why did you post about your brother-in-law? , The comment section is banned? Why? Give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise...I'm going to your house to make trouble."
Whoops...
Oh my God!
What kind of drugs did Xiao Xu give to his cousin? This...this is too tight, right?
"You wait!"
"I'll make a call now and ask about the situation... I guess it was a mistake in operation." The cousin said awkwardly, "Xiaoman...you don't come, don't worry...this matter, I will take care of your brother, don't worry, don't be impulsive, impulse is the devil!"
"Humph!"
"Hurry up!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "You can do it in one hour. If it takes more than one hour, I will buy a ticket to go to your house immediately and sit on the sofa without eating or drinking. Auntie was disturbed at the time, don't blame me."
The cousin smiled bitterly, and hurriedly comforted: "Don't worry... this matter is not handled well, I can come and apologize personally, right? By the way... Xiao Xu is by your side, you give Xiao Xu the phone , I have a few words with him."
"Oh..."
Yang Xiaoman took the phone, ran to Xu Mang's side, and whispered in his ear: "Cousin's phone."
Answered the phone,
Xu Mang smiled and asked, "Hello? Cousin... Are you looking for me?"
"Little Xu." The cousin said earnestly: "I will help you with this, don't worry...what kind of monsters, ghosts and snakes do not exist in front of us, by the way... wait a minute, hello Soothing Xiaoman's emotions, you should understand."
"..."
"Cousin...what's your cousin's temper, you don't know?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I...I usually live in dire straits, and I am scolded by your cousin every day...My God , Cousin...Does your Yang family have a return policy?"
"I..."
Toot toot~
The cousin just wanted to speak when he heard a blind tone from the phone.
"It's over..."
"Xiao Xu may be life-threatening!" My cousin looked at his mobile phone interface with worry written on his face. My cousin Xiaoman was not a simple character, she was clever to die from childhood, and loves Sanda. Fortunately at this time Xiao Xu coming.
"what happened?"
"What are you doing in the same place?" Sister-in-law saw her husband sitting on the sofa with a worried expression and asked curiously: "I just heard what you said about Xiao Xu, what happened to Xiao Xu?"
"Ugh..."
"Our brother-in-law is already an academician, so he knows to cause trouble." The cousin sighed, and said helplessly: "It's also... he won the Nobel Prize in Physics in his twenties, almost unprecedented. With the presence of the visitor and being named an academician of the Academy of Sciences, I really can’t figure out who is so courageous and dare to behave against him.
"You call and ask, I think you, the eldest brother, don't care about your sister and brother-in-law at all." Sister-in-law said, "Don't take out your attitude at work, and say you should deny it to your six relatives. is it possible?"
"The social status of Xiao Xu is not lower than that of you. At home, you belong to the same person. You can only be regarded as the fourth child, one more enemy than Xiao Xu," the sister-in-law said.
The cousin sighed, and said helplessly: "Although his status is high, but...Xiao Xu likes to make troubles, and he doesn't care if he makes good things and pats his butt. Internet comments are blocked, and he can ask clearly with just one phone call. The result... I just don't care."
"..."
"I think this kind of personality is very good, free and easy. I think Xiao Xu looks the most like a normal person at home. You are all workaholics." The sister-in-law smiled bitterly: "Okay... Hurry up and call and finish playing. Sleep on the phone."
Words fall,
One cousin was left behind.
at the same time,
Xu Mang just loved the little Impossible to beating, honestly sitting on the sofa, legs pinching Xiao, cheap looking over his face and asked:?? "My wife now a comfortable massage techniques A thief, is it so comfortable that you can't talk now?"
"To shut up!"
"Press with your heart!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said calmly: "Big idiot... you know that I've been ruined in front of outsiders, and the good image of my old lady has been corrupted by you. Big idiot... really mad at me. Can you be an individual in the future?"
"Can it!"
"Oh...actually, they are all a family." Xu Mang said with a smile: "There are no outsiders or insiders, Xiaoman...we can't have this kind of class thought, this kind of undesirable, we have time to go. Go to class D and relearn Marxism-Leninism."
"roll!"
"I'll talk to my mother again, and be careful to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman raised his little iron fist and said with a look of disdain.
Xu Mang shrank his head and pinched his feet with a sad expression on his face. It might be too comfortable. Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was slightly red, and his mouth was slightly opened. Are his eyebrows toward Xu Da's hoofs? Throw it away.
"Husband~"
"It's late...Should we go to bed?" Yang Xiaoman said with a hint of pleading and gentleness in his words, and said: "Your body has been repaired recently, I think... almost , It just so happens that the clothes bought online have arrived."
Xu Mang: Σ(°△°
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God!
This... is this coming?
Happiness came too suddenly, and I was not ready for it!
"Wait two more days." Xu Mang said cautiously: "I don't think I have enough to make up yet... Wait for me to make up for two more days, then...hehehe."
"Hate~"
...
quickly,
On the next day,
The comments all returned to normal, and a large number of netizens' comments began to skyrocket, basically to an overwhelming degree. They all knew that this was a research report on satire, satirizing scholars who posted articles for the sake of publishing.
Use bird feces to remind scientific researchers. Don’t follow the so-called trend, do some tinkering experiments, and post some corner articles. This wastes time, energy, and life, and also wastes the country’s financial resources. In fact, it has no meaning to the progress of science.
Many netizens with magical powers found research reports similar to the guano-doped graphene routine. For a while, these authors became the target of criticism on the Internet. Although there are some ruthless, netizens have been blown up by these research reports. .
Exactly the same,
It's just one idea, even worse than Academician Xu's guano-doped graphene. Others have provided two synthesis methods, and this group of has only one. What is this not an IQ insult?
At this time,
A large number of brand new articles have appeared.
"A tuft of bird droppings makes the scholars who study graphene blue."
"Graphene can be easily doped to post articles! Finally someone can't stand it anymore. Can it be mixed with bird poop? 》
"Guo droppings + graphene = SCI papers, academician Xu's satirical paper irrigation! 》
"Academician Xu uses bird droppings to teach you three thousand SCI papers in seconds! 》
It's all swollen!
People who have done this kind of thing have their faces swollen. Although there is no news about what will happen to them, the pressure of public opinion has forced many people to come forward and admit their mistakes.
but...
The Graphene Association is still carrying it.
at this time,
In the United States,
Walls is being interviewed on a CNN talk show.
Sitting next to him is a famous show host who is also a follower of American supremacy.
"Professor Walls?"
"What do you think of Xu Mang in China?" the host asked.
"con man!"
"A complete liar, but also a grandstanding guy." Walls said ruthlessly: "His actions undoubtedly hurt many people's enthusiasm for graphene. I bet... there will be many in the future. People will stay away from this new type of material. This is to stop the development of graphene. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"
"I strongly oppose Xu Mang's approach and hope that he can withdraw his funny paper and apologize to the world at the same time." Professor Walls said.
"in case..."
"If he doesn't apologize?" the host asked: "Professor Walls, what are your plans?"
"It's easy!"
"I will unite all the scientists who support me to resist him!" Walls said: "This kind of person should not be based in the field of scientific research."
Words fall,
Walls turned his head and looked at the camera, and said solemnly: "Xu Mang...If you are watching the show, I hope you will apologize immediately. You have hurt the confidence of many people. You are an executioner!"
"If you don't apologize, we will make you pay!"
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