Chapter 904: Loving mother's stick in hand, wanderer wounded


The trip to the capital is over,
Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to the magic city, and he was still scolded half-dead along the way. Although he threatened to smash this car out of bankruptcy before, after all, it was a pity that he spent so much money to buy it. Reluctant to sit down.
But now...
Xiaoman already regretted it, and almost didn't vomit blood.
"rubbish truck!"
"The most garbage car in the world!"
"The big idiot bought this kind of broken car...you big pig's hoof!" Yang Xiaoman complained vigorously at Xu Mang's broken car along the way. At this time, her back pained and the roaring engine shook her. I am irritable, and if God can have a chance, I must choose to fly.
"Ouch..."
"You are already on the thief ship, so don't think too much about it." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly: "I have a message to tell you. In the future, I may transfer to the capital and go to the capital to participate. It takes about half a year to work."
Hearing Xu Mang's words,
Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but froze for a moment, and asked nervously, "You...you are going to work in the capital for half a year? This...why is it taking so long? No...I don't want you to go, if you go If you do, I will follow."
"Don't make trouble!"
"There are serious things." Xu Mang said solemnly, "but it's not necessary for the time being. According to the plan...it will take five or six years. I will just say hello to you in advance, lest you say that I didn't remind you and make trouble. ."
Yang Xiaoman pouted, his face a little unhappy and said: "You make me look like a shrew. Although my temper is not good, my old lady is also reasonable, not the kind of unreasonable on TV. Woman, talk nonsense from now on, be careful that the dog's head blows you up."
Xu Mang: 囧
Say you are not a shrew?
What a joke...I have seen a reasonable woman who would kill you or blow your head to death.
"Ahem!"
"Xiao Man...Did you take a lady course when you were a kid?" Xu Mang frowned and asked curiously: "Many TV shows or the heroines in them are similar to you. They are all so-and-so daughters. Miss, everyone is taking a lady course. This seems to be a sign of high society, right?"
"fart!"
"Watching too much TV, right?"
"The so-called high-class society is a daily and nightly dinner, each with three highs!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and said seriously: "My dad used to be the protagonist of the dinner, drinking every day and night, The liver was broken, and it became three highs...this is the upper class."
"..."
"It can be seen." Xu Mang said with a smile: "When I first came to your house, your mother said this. Let your dad and I drink less wine and talk about alcohol...your dad Has the wine in the cellar been emptied by you?"
"not yet!"
Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth and said angrily, "I said you bastard, can you not always worry about the wine in my dad's wine cellar? He can't drink much, and one day it won't be yours... .Do you idiot know that my dad has a lot of alcohol, and then deliberately approach me?"
"No!"
"I was deceived by your appearance at the beginning. I have married a beautiful lady by myself. I never thought I was a barbarian lady." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "I have to say that falling in love is like an upcoming The chocolate in your mouth, you never know what it tastes like."
"how?"
"It's all yours... plan not to admit it?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "I want to die with you!"
"Ahem!"
"I'm driving!" Xu Mang said grimly: "When I get home, I will be busy again. The M-theory of the United States seems to have been verified. Yesterday I received a call from Professor Smith from Princeton University and told me clearly... .M theory has made a huge breakthrough."
Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, and asked curiously: "What is M-theory?"
"The ultimate theory of physics!"
"But the content inside is too complicated. If I talk too much, you will remember that, in short... the ultimate theory that can explain the origin of the universe, and it may be the ultimate answer to the unified field theory that Einstein has pursued throughout his life. "
Xu Mang said indifferently:
Don’t you often hear me talking about string theory? M-theory is a theory based on string theory. It uses a rule to describe all known forces (electromagnetic force, weak force, Power, gravity..."
"Didn't I strongly suggest building a collider before!"
"It is possible to prove something about strings." Xu Mang said: "It's another two years from now..."
"..."
"My neck is sore... How long will it be until the next server?" Yang Xiaoman couldn't understand what Xu Mang was talking about. After three hours of riding in the car, he suddenly felt exhausted and complained: "Look. Look at Chenxi and Xiaoqiong on the plane, and then look at us...silly driving."
at last,
To the service area,
Yang Xiaoman put a pair of legs directly in front of Xu Mang's chest, and said with a small mouth, "Knead!"
no way,
After all, it is the Queen.
But there is one point. Although Xiaoman is not tall, it is in perfect proportions. It is a reduced version of the model, and...her legs are very beautiful, unlike some of them that are O-shaped, especially today she is wearing a pair Black stockings, nothing more than knees.
"Ugh?"
"Chenxi seems to have something to hide from us, do you know?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a pleasant face: "I think he is obviously wrong...has been hiding from me, is he planning to do bad things again? Up?"
"You are so fierce!"
"Of course it's avoiding you, just like a tigress." Xu Mang said grimly: "Furthermore... Xiao Qiong is in charge of others now, what are you worried about?"
"Regardless of?"
"Let him mess around outside?"
"Somehow he called me Xiaoman sister, and his father asked me to take care of him." Yang Xiaoman gave his husband a white glance and said seriously: "I can see it now. Not going to jail is considered a high incense."
"I will tell you clearly now."
"If I teach children, don't you intervene and hear?" Yang Xiaoman reprimanded fiercely: "The kind mother has a stick in her hand, and the wanderer is injured on her body; when she leaves and beats closely, she is afraid of returning early!"
Xu Mang: Σ(°△°

)︴
Damn it!
why like this?
But it's okay, the daughter naturally doesn't need to say anything, she must be very obedient, and she is afraid that her son will make trouble...
"whatever."
"As long as you succeed, I won't care." Xu Mang said pretendingly and relaxedly: "Say you are so foolish that you have it?"
"do not know."
"Let's talk about it... don't worry about this moment." Yang Xiaoman shrugged and said calmly: "Pinch it!"
"Yes!"
"My Queen!"
...
The next day,
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman returned home, and they had collapsed on the sofa.
"Hey?"
"Oh... tomorrow."
"I'm dying..." Xu Mang received a call from Brother Chuan Xiao, and said weakly: "I just came back from a self-driving tour in the capital, my goodness... This is simply not a human thing, if God is giving I have a chance, I will never be such a stupid thing."
"Ha ha!"
"It's fine if you know it." Brother Chuan Xiao smiled: "I'll let you know that the personnel are already here... I, Zhang Yapeng, and Wang Ai, the three of them went to the Princeton Astrophysics Association for advanced studies."
"Oh..."
"I'll call over there at the time." Xu Mang wailed: "No way...I'm tired!"
"..."
"Then I will hang up first, and you will take a break."
"Ok!"
hang up the phone,
Xu Mang kicked Xiaoman and slowly said, "Should you order takeaway?"
"Ok..."
"Wait for you to get it." Yang Xiaoman cursed with a tired look: "When I'm full... I will kill you again, mother."
"Ok!"
"When you're full, kill me."
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After lunch and rest for another three hours, Xu Mang returned from the brink of death, but Xiaoman was still lying in bed like a lazy pig sleeping.
Taking a look at his wife, Xu Mang suddenly came up with a bold idea, but he quickly dispelled the idea. After all, if you can't make it dying here today, this woman is bluffing, and the ghost knows what to do .
Back to my study,
Xu Mang began to search for the 1999RQ36 asteroid data.
This is an asteroid discovered in 1999. Its diameter is about 560 meters. It was not previously calculated that this asteroid might destroy the earth, but the time frame predicted by astronomers None are more than 100 years old.
However, the following calculations show that after one hundred and sixty years, there is a 0.1% probability of hitting the earth, and it is very difficult to shift the orbit of this asteroid after sixty years, so Measures must be taken within sixty years, even forty years, to shift its orbit.
Xu Mang had to sigh that the plot that only happened in Hollywood movies before actually appeared by his side.
but...
The 1999RQ36 asteroid is still far away. How much planetary slingshot effect is needed to fly to this asteroid.
No wonder giving five hundred sheets,
The difficulty is great!
Launching a probe on the earth ~EbookFREE.me~ landing on an asteroid with a diameter of 560 meters in the vast universe. The difficulty of the world is equal to shooting a shot from the earth and hitting the moon. Mosquitoes, of course, are actually hundreds of times more difficult than this.
Immediately after,
Xu Mang calculated the power of the impact, and it almost disappeared...
"Three billion..."
"It's only 20 billion, can you land?" Xu Mang frowned and fell into thought. It took nine and a half years for the New Horizons probe of the United States to reach Pluto. How long does it take?
Turn off the display,
Sitting on the chair, Xu Mang felt infinite pressure in an instant, but think about it...except for his own hard head, no one really dared to take this project.
How to do?
Engage!
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