Chapter 907: My internet addicted wife
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I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
- Extremely White Cat
- 1712 characters
- 2021-03-03 10:04:29
fifteen minutes?
What does this mean?
Director Gareth’s face was filled with confusion at this time, but this confusion did not last long. After all, his own results have just been researched. Now he just wants to publish quickly to capture the attention of the world and let Xu Mang There is no chance.
hang up the phone,
Gareth went back to the office. He wanted to write a research report in person. As the graduate students in the team were strong, but after all, he didn't have the perfection by himself. At this time, Caprio found Gareth. He heard the news of a breakthrough in research.
"Professor Gareth?"
"I heard that you have completed the breakthrough in the history department of M theory?" Caprio, as a member of this team, did not contribute much, but he played a key role. When I heard colleagues talk about Gareth's When it was strange, he immediately came to the office.
"Correct!"
"It has indeed completed a breakthrough in the History Department." Gareth laughed: "We have used mathematical equations to find a solution to renormalization. Although it has not yet been proven, I have great confidence that this discovery can shock the world!"
Renormalization,
It's about the troubles encountered when general relativity and quantum mechanics are used to perfect M Theory. The uncertainty principle means that the universe is full of virtual particles and antiparticles. Einstein's mass-energy equation means that they have infinite energy. They will bend the universe to infinitely small.
At this time, a renormalization was introduced, and other infinity was used to offset the infinity, but it was suspected that the infinity was still retained, mainly because of the mathematics full of doubts.
in case...
It really solved this doubt, and it was more than a Nobel-level discovery, it unified physics and took a big step forward.
"This mathematical equation..."
"Is it the formula Xu Mang provided?" Caprio asked cautiously.
"Although I don't want to admit it, I did use Xu Mang's equation. We modified it... to make it fit the cancellation process." Gareth sighed: "When I thought of using Xu Mang's equation, I I feel helpless... it is a shame that we have to quote his contribution."
At the end of the paper,
Xu Mang’s contribution must be added to his mathematical equation... This is very troublesome for Gareth’s words, and it won’t work if you don’t add it...because the whole world knows this equation, and I have changed it too little. You can know from whom the prototype of the mathematical equation you use comes from.
"correct!"
"I heard from Smith that he said something big will happen in fifteen minutes." After a glance at the time, Gareth hurriedly added: "Now there are four minutes...I don't know what he said. What exactly is fifteen minutes."
"fifteen minutes?"
"Could it be that Xu Mang has completed Bolton's follow-up research content?" Caprio pondered for a moment and said seriously: "Director...I think this possibility exists, but...according to normal thinking In general, this possibility is very low."
"Ok!"
"It's only a few days... the problem he is studying is not simpler than ours." Gareth nodded.
At this time,
There was a knock on the door of the office,
Then a young man walked in, also a member of Gareth’s team, an associate professor in the Department of Physics of Princeton University. He had a little panic on his face. How to observe carefully, you can see the expression in his eyes Fear.
"what happened to you?"
Gareth asked casually, not paying attention to the expression on the face of the uninvited guest, just thinking that he was just shocked that his research was broken.
"Director Gareth..."
"We..." The young man was stunned for a while, unable to describe what he was thinking in words. He understood... the stubborn person in front of him would definitely not be able to accept it. The blow, plus... just broke through in the field of M theory, this kind of experience from heaven to is enough to destroy anyone.
"What happened to us?"
"Don't you sit down first... take a breath, I don't think you can say anything for a while." Gareth smiled.
Not expensive,
Facing Gareth’s care, the young man hesitated even more. Should this be said or not? But... this news will be known one day. It is better to suffer late than to suffer early, and to suffer early than to suffer now.
I tried to open my mouth, but found that when I just reached my mouth, I stopped abruptly at my throat. The anxiety in my heart filled my brain, and my heart suddenly accelerated a bit at this moment.
"director..."
"Xu Mang... he... he is done!" The young man finally said: "He... he posted a research report of more than two hundred pages on the arXiv preprint server. Just read the beginning, I...I just..."
That's it,
The rest can't be said.
at this time,
Gareth and Caprio were shocked, and there was a trace of panic in their eyes. They were still discussing the worst thing before, and it turned out...how long has it passed before it came around, coming so suddenly , It is hard to guard against.
Next second,
Gareth logged in to the arXiv preprint server, and it turned out... he found that the server had crashed and couldn't get in at all.
In his memory, this was the second time that the arXiv preprint server crashed. The previous time was Xu Mang... He published a research report on it, which caused a large number of downloads to appear instantly, which forced the server to crash.
Could it be this time...is it him again?
"How did the server crash?" Gareth asked.
"I do not know either."
"My guess is that everyone discovered Xu Mang's research report at the same time, and then downloaded more and more, causing the server to burst." The young man smiled bitterly: "Now... no one can see that. A research report...I guess it will take a day before the server can log in again."
"Damn it!"
"This... what did he publish on it?"
"Two hundred pages of content..."
...
The fifth minute after the server crashed,
Professor Smith stayed in his office, constantly scanning the page... but still no content was displayed. Fortunately, Xu Mang gave him a document before. It can be said that he is the first and only one in the world. People who have read Xu Mang's research report.
just now,
The whole world is very chaotic, everyone wants to see Xu Mang’s latest research findings, but because of this garbage server...
"Hey?"
"Xu Mang... you have caused a lot of trouble!" Professor Smith called Xu Mang. He originally thought that no one would answer him. Who would have thought that the phone would be answered in seconds.
"what?"
"What disturbance?" The confused voice reached Professor Smith's ears.
"Your research report has caused a worldwide carnival!" Professor Smith explained: "The arXiv preprint server has been squeezed again. I don't know how Cornell University is now and if I feel annoyed by it."
"Oh..."
"If it bursts, it will burst." Xu Mang said indifferently, "Speaking of which, is it twelve o'clock in America?"
"Ok!"
"Do not bother you to sleep."
Words fall,
Hang up the call directly,
Xu Mang lay on the bed alone, got up after hesitating for a long time, went to his study, opened the door and saw Xiaoman struggling in the world of Azeroth, there was nothing cute about his handsome face, it was all Anger and anxiety.
"add blood!"
"Increase the amount of treatment!"
"Output!"
"Give me all the hard work!" Yang Xiaoman roared: "It's about to get through!"
After ten seconds,
Yang Xiaoman turned into the microphone and cursed angrily: "Who...do you know how to play? If you don't know how to play, go out and substitute, let those who can play come in, occupy the pit and don't shit, you are alone. It's time for thirty-nine other people!"
"From today... the guild implements a competition system. I will first go to the website to buy one million gold coins as the guild’s strategic funds. All expenses are covered by me, and there are some cards!" Yang Xiaoman shouted: "But Everyone must have the corresponding strength, if not... Don’t blame the old lady, I’m welcome!"
Xu Mang: 囧
That's horrible...
It seems this is completely addictive!
This internet addiction girl.
At this time,
Yang Xiaoman turned his head to find Xu Mang, hurriedly closed the voice system, and said to his husband: "I'm hungry...get me something to eat."
"..."
"Little Man?"
"Aren't you going to work tomorrow?" Xu Mang asked.
"Go to work!"
"But I am the boss. I can go if I want to go, and I won't go if I don't want to. Anyway, the company has completely formalized. I make some decisions and then hold meetings, receptions, meetings, receptions all day long... Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily: "Get me some food quickly."
quickly,
Xu Mang made a bowl of egg tomato noodles and handed it to Xiaoman’s side, and then quietly watched her play the game. After three minutes, the team members died and injured more than half, but the final guardian boss Killed.
result,
A legendary item was found.
"It's dark!" Xu Mang showed a greedy expression on the side, constantly washing Xiaoman's brain: "You are under pressure, you take it first!"
Facing great temptation,
Xiaoman decisively handed it over to an unknown person in the team, with a good name...buying people's hearts.
The two returned to the bedroom. Yang Xiaoman shrank into Xu Mang’s arms, and asked curiously: "Husband... Am I addicted to the Internet? Will I come down as soon as I encounter the game, as long as I feel a little unhappy," I'm going to die to the end, do you think I can save it?"
"Hopeless..."
"You are in the late stage." Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's hair and said with a smile: "But it's good. In the future, I can write a book "My Internet Addiction Lao Po" and "Wife with Internet Addiction Is What experience?, "My wife's internet addiction is too serious", "The late internet addiction starts from the game"..."
"Hate~"
"Big villain!" Yang Xiaoman patted Xu Mang lightly, and said with a blushing face: "Husband...I...I want to..."
"Cough!"
"Please stop your terrible thought." Xu Mang said solemnly.
however,
Xiaoman did not stop, but intensified her indescribable thinking.
"You can use the same way as before..." Yang Xiaoman said suddenly: "It's just that the two of us haven't yet... Anyway, you know ~ EbookFREE.me~ Didn't you always treat me badly then? ?Now...Can you treat me badly?"
This request...
can!
This night,
Return to the age of innocence.
but,
America at this time,
One of the world's top private research universities in Ithaca, New York is suffering their darkest day.
arXiv preprint server...
It really exploded!
"Gosh!"
"It's over now!"
......