Chapter 949: Is it all recommended? Just my college entrance examination?

"Hello everyone!"
　　 "Welcome to today's "My Xueba Dad", today there is another group of super Xueba Dad who came to the scene to compete for the first place!"
The host is Hua Dan, the head of the Magic TV station, and is considered by many to be the character of the first sister. Of course... In addition to having a strong background, her own strength should not be underestimated. At the same time, she is friends with many stars. Still single.
　　 "This show is titled and broadcasted by Jian Duo Bao Hot Tea... If my girlfriend is in a bad mood, I will give her Jian Duo Bao hot tea!"
"Let’s introduce our selection guests, the well-known professors of the Department of Mathematics at National Taiwan University... Yin Jun, Professor Yin Jun has been engaged in the field of mathematics for more than ten years, and he has several papers on algebra and is well-known at home and abroad... Honorary Professor of the Great Gods!"
　　The words fall,
　　 There was a round of applause in the audience.
　　 "The second guest is a professor of physics from Fuda. Zhilong Fan and Professor Zhilong Fan are top experts in condensed matter physics. They have discovered many related theories and have had long-term cooperation with Academician Xu Mang."
　　The words fall,
　　 The applause of the audience sounded again.
　　 "The third place is..."
When the host introduced the guests of the judges, Xu Mang, wearing a mask in the backstage, sat in the corner like a dead fish, paralyzed on the sofa, although there were all the "study bullies" standing beside him, but Xu Mang found that he was not the same with them.
　　 These fathers’ youngest children have already gone to kindergarten, and the eldest has been married and gave birth to a baby. Only oneself...the child is in her mother’s belly, wailing on standby...waiting for ten months to come to the world at any time.
"Ugh?"
　　 "Why is there an extra person today?"
"Before there were sixteen players, but this time it was seventeen." One of the fathers present was confused and asked curiously: "It's weird...Is the script already written? Someone of us is going to be a champion?"
　　 "No, no, no!"
"This is absolutely impossible." Another dad said seriously: "We are all people in the field of scientific research, with a face and a face... They don't joke about the vitality of the show. As long as you poke it out, this matter will be very difficult. It will ferment soon."
　　 "Also!"
　　 "Maybe...this time is special." The father nodded.
at this time,
Xu Mang glanced at the two "old men of learning tyrants" on the side. They looked around thirty-five years old. They were both doctors from the university. One was a Ph.D in the Department of Chemistry and the other was a PhD in the Department of Physics. It's so terrible, after all, it's just doctor father, if doctor mother... then it will be cold.
Ugh?
　　 Xiaoman is a doctor!
　　 Xu Mang: 囧
　　 child...
Sorry,
　　Your father and I were also forced. Your mother had to marry me life and death, so she could only choose her and become Yang Xiaoman’s child. It’s really hard work...
Xiaoman's temper was already very explosive, and then he still has a doctoral degree... In the future, family wars are likely to occur. If his son does not perform well in school, he will definitely be scolded and suffer disaster.. .Taste carefully, taste carefully.
　　 I beat my son, but I didn't relieve my anger at all. At this time, my husband's venting sandbag came in handy.
　　 "Friends?"
"Why are you wearing a mask?" The middle-aged man beside him looked at Xu Mang in confusion and asked: "Everyone is not wearing a mask, but you are wearing a mask... Are you worried about being caught? Elimination? Actually, you don't need to be so cautious. Winning or losing is a matter of military affairs."
"Ok!"
"You're right!" Xu Mang smiled and nodded: "But I am an idol with a heavy burden. If I fail, it will be very, very embarrassing... Of course... My wife will screw my head off. She is...very vain."
　　 "!!!"
　　 "!!!"
　　 "!!!"
　　What's the situation?
　　How could there be such a violent woman!
　　 "Friends?"
　　 "You...you married a tigress?" The middle-aged man said with a horrified face: "This...this is too violent, right? What degree do you have? Which university did you graduate from?"
"I?"
"I...I have a mixed degree, but I can tell you that I used to work at Fuda." Xu Mang smiled and said: "And the tigress in my family... Actually, I can't blame her, I can only blame me. At that time, concentration was not enough and I was fascinated by her beauty."
　　Speaking of which,
　　 Xu Mang sighed, and said with a sad look: "I only now realize that the hero is sad for the beauty..."
　　 heard Xu Mang’s words,
　　 Everyone present fell silent, this man... poisonous!
　　 He doesn't have the low-key of being a high school student, instead he has the feeling of teasing the world. This kind of person... is not a super high school student, or a super scumbag.
　　 But this show is unlikely to invite Fei Xueba over, so there is a possibility that this person is very powerful...to the extent that he cannot speak.
　　 "Friends?"
　　 "What is your impact factor? How many SCI papers do you have?" the middle-aged man asked.
How many?
　　Don't tell me... Xu Mang really doesn't know.
I don’t know from which day Xu Mang no longer pays attention to the so-called impact factors and SCI papers. Based on the current situation, according to the current requirements for graduation of PhD students at Fu University, the impact factors obtained by Xu Mang can almost make the future All doctoral students graduated in three years.
"Uh..."
"Forgot..." Xu Mang thought for a long time, and said helplessly: "I don't know how many impact factors I have, how many SCI papers I have...Who would pay attention to this kind of thing... Articles are posted on the arXiv preprint platform not many times, just once or twice."
　　"..."
　　"..."
　　"..."
confirmed!
　　 This person belongs to the tail of the crane, the kind at the end.
　　 soon,
　　 The host started to announce the name of "Daddy Xueba" in the studio, and the big guys in the day after tomorrow quietly waited for their names. In fact... the director has given a list of orders, all of which are based on the list.
　　 "The first Xueba father, he is a PhD in Chemistry from National Tsing Hua University, Sun Qingyang!"
　　 he went up,
　　 Then received everyone's applause.
　　 "The second Xueba father, he is a professor from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing University and also a doctoral supervisor, Wu Fei!"
　　 he went up,
　　 The applause is stronger than the previous one.
"the third..."
　　 Xu Mang sat in the corner,
Seeing that the number of people in the backstage is gradually decreasing, I probably know the overall strength of the audience. If I am just an ordinary person, I may be scared to pee now. It is not a doctor, a doctoral supervisor, then a professor, or a research institute. Researchers... are all awesome characters.
　　 I don’t know where the show team got these monsters and monsters. Is it going to invite all the scientific research forces of China to participate in the show?
　　 Actually,
　　 It’s nice to think about it this way.
　　 "Below!"
"I have asked our last member. He is very mysterious... and he didn't tell the program team about his news, but the only thing that is certain is that he is a doctor." The host read the card in his hand and said with a smile: "Let's welcome the mysterious mask man-Doctor XY with warm applause!"
　　 Xu Mang:? ? ?
　　 This must be Little Manti!
definitely is!
　　 immediately,
　　 Xu Mang came on stage, then stood on the stage in the studio, and began to answer some questions from the host.
　　 "Hello, Doctor XY."
　　 "As the only player with a mask this time, do you have any ideas?" the host asked curiously.
　　"..."
　　 "No idea." Xu Mang thought about it for a long time, and said solemnly: "I'm afraid of losing."
　　 heard Xu Mang’s words,
The supporter almost didn’t get off. This is the most honest player she has ever seen. In fact, there were a few people wearing masks in the past few times, but the explanations of others are very moving and can almost be written into a touching story. However...this A mysterious person directly admitted that he was afraid of losing.
"It seems that our player is very cautious. In fact, it's good to be cautious. The champion of the last season is very cautious." The host smiled: "Excuse me, Dr. XY, participate in "My Xueba Daddy", how many points do you want to get? name?"
"I don't care, but the tigress in my family ordered me to kill me if I didn't have the first place." Xu Mang shrugged, his tone was full of helplessness: "You can barely get the first... after all, it's better to die. Lai is alive."
at this time,
　　 Yang Xiaoman, who is standing in the director's room, has been murderous...
　　 "Ahem!"
　　 "Then...then I hope that Dr. XY can get his wish." The host realized that he and he were two-dimensional characters, so he gave up the inquiry and started the next step.
　　 Xu Mang’s seat is very close, located at the corner of the corner. This is already Xu Mang’s dedicated seat. He got up from this corner of the corner, has his own love and career, and started a wonderful life.
the other side,
　　 Yang Xiaoman is brewing her own emotions. She is on the verge of collapse. What about this big fool, that kind of domineering spirit? Why are you so confused now?
　　 "Mr. Yang?"
　　 "What's the situation with Academician Xu?" Director Wu asked cautiously: "This...this..."
"Uh..."
"Normal situation!" Yang Xiaoman said embarrassingly: "Don't worry... He doesn't have any seriousness at ordinary times. He is so messy in any venue. It's not bad now. He used to be on the international stage. I also like to make some jokes."
"I..."
"Mr. Yang, this is a live broadcast!" Director Wu smiled bitterly, "Forget it...it doesn't matter, you can already earn it if you can invite Academician Xu, but I hope Academician Xu can finally unmask the mask for everyone to see His true face."
"Ok!"
　　 "There are ten minutes of advertising time in between, I will talk to him." Yang Xiaoman nodded and said seriously: "Don't worry."
　　 "That's good, that's good..."
　　 "Thank Mr. Yang!" Director Wu was completely relieved.
　　 soon,
　　 The next link opens,
　　 Xu Mang originally thought it was a contest, but he never expected that the first link was actually a comparison.
"The fathers of the seventeen children should be very powerful characters, so I'm curious...who has the highest academic qualifications?" The host was puzzled and asked with a smile: "Let us pass a few small Question, let’s distinguish the education of each child’s father."
"First of all..."
　　 "How many dads were recommended by the university~EbookFREE.me~?" The host looked at the contestants area.
　　The words fall,
　　 All the sixteen people raised their hands in an instant, but Xu Mang was the only one with a cute face.
　　 lying trough?
　　Quan special, is it recommended?
"Oh?"
　　 "There was an accident at the scene!" The host keenly sensed that one person did not raise his hand, and he was the person wearing the mask, and then asked: "Excuse me, Dr. XY, how did you go to university?"
"how to read?"
　　 "Of course I took the college entrance examination!" Xu Mang said naturally, "Is there any other way?"
　　 At this time,
　　 Xu Mang glanced at everyone present who raised their hands, and suddenly realized: "You are all recommended? Only me to take the college entrance examination honestly?"
　　"..."
　　"..."
　　"..."
This guy,
　　 is a little bit out of routine!
　　 "Dr. XY..."
　　 "Then do you have any pressure?" the host asked: "As the only student who has passed the college entrance examination, do you have the confidence to beat others?"
"No!"
　　 "But I will work hard!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I will prove with my own actions that our college entrance examination camp will not be weaker than the recommended camp, the college entrance examination camp... never be a slave!"
This...
　　 This guy is pulling hatred!
　　He is playing rhythm! !
　　 This is a rhythm master!
　　......