Chapter 956: If it crashes, commit suicide by swallowing manure! (one three)

If you talk about heroes by competition, Xu Mang’s status is indeed not as high as Xiaoman. Xiaoman is the number one in the PUMaC math competition, and Xu Mang has been banned from participating in the competition, but that doesn’t mean anything. After all, he is in a household register. Up.
　　 As for the following questions, almost all of them were questions that were not nutritious. Xu Mang also simply said something that was not nutritious. Soon the show was over, but before it ended... Xu Mang made a decision.
　　 According to the current programming environment and level, Xu Mang withdrew from all the following links. After all, he belongs to a very serious BUG.
　　 "Before leaving..."
　　 "I want to say something to everyone."
"First I withdrew from the next program schedule. For me... this is really too simple." Xu Mang said seriously: "In order to create a fair and just environment for everyone, so I participated... "
　　 "In addition..."
"Please don't search for my wife and children too much." Xu Mang's tone was full of seriousness, and continued: "I am not a star either...just an ordinary person, it is useless to pick me up so clean. ."
　　 For these two points,
　　 All the audience agree that if Xu Mang continues to participate, then there is no suspense at all, and Xu Mang’s wife and children should not go too deep and give others some private space. This is the basic morality.
End...
　　 immediately,
　　 At the request of the audience, Xu Mang came to a group photo, and then left the studio...In the background, he met the staff of the program group, including Director Wu and Director Ouyang.
　　 "Academician Xu!"
"Thank you so much!" Director Wu said excitedly: "Because of your presence... you instantly raised the ratings of the show to a terrifying existence. I can't think that your appeal is much stronger than those stars, really... Although some celebrities claim to have hundreds of millions of fans on Weibo, the result is...they are all data."
　　 How many millions?
　　 Isn’t it just brushing?
　　 Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said indifferently: "Actually, I don't have any fans. Although I have a Weibo account, I don't have V authentication...Speaking of Director Wu, I unilaterally announced that I will not participate in the next trip. I hope you can understand me."
　　 "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!"
"You are such a busy person... we can understand it!" Director Wu hurriedly said: "Academician Xu Mang...There is a celebration dinner in the evening. Would you and Mr. Yang come over to participate? All the members of our program group are here. , And a few judges, to celebrate the new high ratings."
　　 "Forget it..."
　　 "There is something at home." Xu Mang shrugged, rejected Director Wu's invitation, and said seriously: "Speaking of you, this show needs to be more difficult. It's really...too simple! It's so simple."
"Yes Yes Yes!"
　　 "But it is really simple for you, for others..." Director Wu said embarrassingly, "But we will consider your opinion."
"Ok!"
after that,
Xu Mang saw Xiaoman in the lounge the day after tomorrow. It may be that she had passed the stage of excitement. Xiaoman was quite calm at this time, but under the calm expression, there seemed to be turbulent waves, as expected... After a brief period of restraint, there is a warm hug.
　　 "husband~"
　　 "You are the best!"
　　 Next second,
Xiaoman plunged directly into Xu Mang’s arms, just like he had just been in love four years ago, and made a crazy attack on Xu Mang. A woman is a kind of emotional animal and is easily moved by things around him, especially Some memories.
　　 And now Xiaoman's mind is full of Xu Mang's past figure, and the shortcomings that had been on him have disappeared at this moment.
"OK OK..."
"If I was just in the stage of passionate love, I might get excited. I am already an old husband and wife. Don't be so enthusiastic." Xu Mang said with a look of disgust, "Don't you know that an old husband and wife can have a nightmare? How many nights?"
　　 "Go!"
　　 "Did you believe it or not?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily with a glance: "I want to eat Japanese-style local chicken hot pot tonight, you will buy a local chicken for my mother and me immediately."
"what?"
　　 "Don't children like to eat?" Xu Mang asked with a dazed expression: "How did you become you?"
"I..."
"Can I mention the child for a taste?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said angrily: "You idiot...Although you won the first place, the following things make me very angry, that is... You...you don't love me at all!"
　　 Xu Mang:? ? ?
What?
　　 Is this woman going to be stupid again?
　　 Since pregnancy, Xiaoman’s stupidity went straight into the sky. Of course, the silly Xiaoman is actually really cute. The so-called 30 years of Hedong and 30 years of Hexi, she used to be so smart and smart, but after marriage, IQ decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
　　 "What's wrong with me?" Xu Mang asked.
"do not know..."
"It feels like you don't love me anymore." Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said angrily: "It should be...I want to eat local chicken hot pot, so you just push three things... I said the child wants to eat local chicken hot pot. , You seem to be very motivated."
　　 lying trough!
as predicted...
　　 It is said that after having a child, it may be a crisis of feelings. Xu Mang didn't think this was a problem before, but when he became a prospective father, he really focused on the child.
"OK OK..."
"Look at yourself, you don't have the slightest appearance of expectant mothers. I think you have time to take a class for expectant mothers." Xu Mang said seriously: "Now let's go home and go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. ."
　　 "Wait a minute!"
　　 "If you go out now, there must be a lot of people!" Yang Xiaoman said, "Wait."
at this time,
Xiaoman's cell phone rang, and glanced at the caller, who turned out to be a friend who hadn't been in contact for a long time, she frowned, she didn't want to answer...it doesn't need to think about it at all, it must be watching the show and knowing she is pregnant Things.
prior to,
　　 received a lot of calls, they all came to ask if they were pregnant.
"what happened?"
　　 "Why didn't you answer the phone?" Xu Mang asked.
"I don't want to pick it up... it must have come to ask me if I am pregnant." Yang Xiaoman frowned and said with a displeased expression: "I didn't want others to know, but... it seems I can't hold it anymore, annoying. Dead...I regret it now."
　　 "Cut!"
　　 "You asked me to participate, I didn't want to come." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly, "This is your own business."
　　 originally thought Xiaoman had no excuses, but she never expected that she found an excuse for this.
　　 "It's not because of you!"
"At the beginning, if you insisted a little longer, I just...I gave up. Who knew you didn't even struggle and agreed directly." Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said angrily, "It's all your fault anyway. ,I'm furious..."
　　 Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)
　　 Terrible!
　　Don't get pregnant again, who can bear it?
　　...
Regarding the latest issue of "My Xueba Daddy" program, it has aroused a huge response on the Internet, but more people regard this issue as a special case. After all, Xu Mang's existence has broken what the program team has always promoted. fair and just.
too strong...
Although it seemed that Academician Xu Mang was not in the state in the first half, he started the game by sending points, and then only got one point, but in the second half, he seemed to wake up and start to kill the Quartet... to win with a crushing record. .
　　 This is too cruel, even though the show is really good-looking... But for other players, it can't be played anymore. Fortunately... Xu Mang told others at the end that he stopped playing.
　　 But this matter,
After only half an hour’s heat, the rest was speculation about Xu Mang’s wife and children, but everyone guessed and found that Weibo began to delete posts, including the circle of friends, and there was a mysterious force. Began to intervene.
There are not too many complaints about this mysterious power. There are indeed some people who go too far, digging deep into Xu Mang’s things, including his wife... They didn’t put others’ privacy in their eyes at all, directly. Post on the Internet.
　　 In such an environment, only the mysterious power can control it.
　　 and behind,
This raised a question...Whether the college entrance examination champion is more powerful or the competition student is more powerful? Soon this answer came out. The competition student is more powerful... Xu Mang is just a coincidence. A weird thing, you can't treat him as an example.
　　 The most logarithmic examples all prove that the competition is domineering. Although the exam may not pass the college entrance examination champion, but in specific disciplines, the college entrance examination champions are basically abused.
of course,
　　 In the final analysis,
　　 In the eyes of many netizens, Xu Mang is also a master of competition, but he was banned after the competition. What a pity!
at the same time,
　　 Xu Mang is making Xiaoman’s favorite local chicken hot pot. An hour later... the two started dinner. Xu Mang drank a little wine. Recently, he fell in love with a slightly drunk feeling.
　　 "Husband?"
　　 "Remember the previous event that the Chinese national team participated in the international math competition?" Yang Xiaoman ate the local chicken while earnestly said: "failure..."
"what?"
　　 "failure?"
　　 "No way?" Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and was taken aback: "How could it be possible...I remember that half of the contestants are from the Beijing University of Madness...
　　 "Second place ~EbookFREE.me~ is not the first place... Isn't this a fiasco?" Yang Xiaoman said: "Let's go out... If you don't take the first place, it is a fiasco!"
　　 Xu Mang: 囧
　　 Although the requirements are very demanding, it is in line with the nature of the Chinese.
　　 Earn first!
　　 If it’s not the first, I’m sorry... it’s a failure!
　　 No way, no change. ,
　　 There is pride in this bone.
"correct!"
"I have started to close in India. So far... I have made a lot of money." Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "But this money...I will use it for the turmoil in the US stock market, husband. .. Can you calculate how much the Dow Jones Index will fall."
"what?"
　　 "How do I calculate this?"
　　 "I really don't understand the stock market... Although I can calculate everything in the universe, I can't calculate the madness of human nature." Xu Mang said, "You can figure it out."
　　 Yang Xiaoman curled his lips and said seriously: "I feel...the time for the crash is getting closer!"
Xu Mang didn’t believe it at all. Now that the US stock market is still going up, it seems that the momentum is about to break through 30,000 points. As a result, Xiaoman said it would collapse, unless the oil turmoil... plus messy things cooperate, and the debt crisis early warning , Otherwise...impossible!
　　 "Little Man!"
　　 "Stop fantasizing!"
　　 "If the U.S. stock market crashes, I will commit suicide by swallowing manure!"
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