Chapter 661: Do you know who I am?

Bai Suzhen's face was shy, and she secretly said in her heart: "No wonder I feel refreshed every time I do that shameful thing with officials. It's more refreshing than eating the elixir. My cultivation level has improved so quickly. I want to be an official. This'ten thousand realm supreme nine sun divine body' played a role."
Xiaoqing also thought that after returning Ye Qing's "Yin-Yang Blending" for the first time, his aptitude had taken a leap, and he also recognized that Ye Qing's "Nine Suns Divine Body of the Supreme Being" was the credit.
Buddha Tathagata pondered: "So, there are many people in this world who have wonderful physiques. For example, my disciple Jin Chanzi, whose body is eaten by others, can give people a lasting life! We are poor in the West and have always been There are no flat peaches and ginseng fruits. It depends on eating golden cicadas and stewed potatoes to survive until now!"
Instead, it was Ye Qing's turn to be stunned.
He just joked casually.
I didn't want the Buddha and other gods to really believe.
It seemed that even Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing believed.
Forget it, just go wrong!
Ye Qing thought, and smiled: "You know, my physique is only effective for women, so it's not of much value to you. Most of you are men. Even if everyone is engaged in the foundation and the Yin and Yang are not reconciled, he is useless. ."
Tathagata Buddha shook his head and said, "This is very useful for us!"
Ye Qingqi said, "How can you see it?"
The Buddha said: "Have you seen Venerable Guanshiyin?"
Ye Qing said, "I saw it."
The Buddha said: "Do you think Venerable Guanyin is beautiful?"
Ye Qing said: "Of course it's beautiful, there is not a saying called'beautiful like Guanshiyin Bodhisattva'."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was blushing.
The Tathagata Buddha said, "So, do you want to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
Ye Qing shook his head violently: "No! No! No! No!"
Repeat one sentence three times.
Explains the identification of Ye Qing's will.
The Buddha said: "Why?"
Ye Qing looked at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and said, "Because I know that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was a man before! Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is actually a big lady in women's clothing. I can't afford to offend such a big lady in women's clothing!"
Tathagata Buddha said with a serious face: "All the appearances are vain. If you see the appearance is not the appearance, then you see the Tathagata! The bodies of men and women are nothing more than flesh and blood. The big deal is that we gods, all of us who turn into female At that time, everyone will line up to blend with you, and everyone's strength can be improved. This also promotes the prosperity of the Three Realms. It is indeed an infinite merit!"
This……
This was originally very exciting, but no matter how a bunch of male gods also wanted to perform change surgery to dedicate their lives to Ye Qing, this is very satisfying!
"Tathagata Buddha, would you not be so shameless, would you?" Ye Qing felt sore teeth, "Do you also do such shameless things?"
The Tathagata Buddha said: "How can you be said to be shameless? In order to prosper the Three Realms, it's okay to let you sacrifice your hue. What's more, we gods, once the turns, that one is beautiful, and you won't suffer!"
Ye Qing curiously asked, "What are you going to do?"
The Buddha said: "You have two choices."
Ye Qing asked, "Which two options?"
Tathagata Buddha said: "First, you take the initiative to surrender, we will not be difficult for you, we will build a heaven for you, so that you live in it. But you have to receive all kinds of heavenly beauties every day, and become Beautiful male fairies."
Ye Qing said, "Isn't this just picking up customers? As a stallion?"
Tathagata Buddha said: "You can understand this way."
Ye Qing said, "Then the second choice?"
Tathagata Buddha said: "You resist, and then we surrender, continue to be a stallion. But this way, there is no good treatment."
Ye Qing smiled bitterly and shook his head, and said: "Although I am lustful, but I don't like being a stallion. Because this style is too low. And I hate women's gangsters, transgenders, and shemales! So you two I will not accept the choice!"
Tathagata Buddha said: "Are you going to resist to the end?"
Ye Qing said awe-inspiringly: "A big man would rather be jade fragments than tiles, let alone I sleep for others, how can someone sleep for me!"
However, Xiaoqing had already spared it.
Xiaoqing's poisonous tongue was almost activated.
"There is also this Guanyin Bodhisattva. He is obviously a man. He pretends to be a woman every day to bluff and deceive, saying that he is merciful, and rescues the hardships. In fact, he is all fooling the common people! It is just to cut the leek!" Xiaoqing criticized the Guanyin Bodhisattva. "It's just hypocrisy, scum, and scum!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva is very tolerant.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva did not get angry, but said faintly: "It's really a clever girl. My Luojia Mountain Purple Bamboo Forest still lacks a dung picking girl, so you can be yours!"
Xiaoqing ignored Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, but said to Ye Qing: "Officials, even if they are enemies of the gods, we will always be on your side! Live and die together!"
Bai Suzhen nodded and said: "Even if we die together, we won't give in!"
Ye Qing was moved in his heart, stood up, grabbed Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing’s small hands, and smiled: "The two ladies don’t panic. I told you for a long time that my husband’s identity is not ordinary, this little scene, If I hadn't played with them, they would have all been wiped out in a sneeze."
After pulling Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing back into the pavilion, Ye Qing walked out of the pavilion.
"Do you know who I am?" Ye Qing said coldly, looking at the sky full of gods as if looking at an ant nest.
Tathagata Buddha said: "We don't know who you are, but we know that you are in disaster today!" Tathagata Buddha said, to the gods around him, "Who among you wants to test the depth of that guy?"